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THIS ONE HAS BEEN REQUESTED A FEW TIMES! ENJOY
LEAVE OF ABSENCE: Starting June 2nd, 2015

Latvia:*trips* I'm sorry... I fell... in love with you.
NSFW: I won't be so shy when we're alone...
FAIL: *stuttering*

Estonia: Excuse me while I google how to make you smile.
NSFW: I'll do you like my homework. On my desk all night long.
FAIL: *doesn't*

Lithuania: *blushes* You're beautiful. Will you go out with me?
NSFW: Let's go for a ride in my car. There's a reason it's second-hand.
FAIL: *gives up*

Poland: I'm fabulous. You're fabulous. See how we're connecting??
NSFW: You should totally ride my pony!
FAIL: Hey hot stuff! GET SOME!
:bademoticon:

Greece: You're so beautiful... are you sure you're not a goddess?
NSFW: I'll make you purr like my cats.
FAIL: *sleeping*

BONUS!:
Sealand: (trying to be cool like England) 'Ello poppet! Do I recognize you from somewhere?
NSFW: I'm gonna conquer the world! Can I start with you?
FAIL: *always fails*