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Design by Jessie Star, Art by Red V. Stories incoming...

"Hey, whatta ya know?! Someone summoned me. I don't know why I only get summoned on halloween, I send out my business cards year round, and printing shops in the afterlife ain't dirt cheep, know what I'm sayin? Any whooo's I'm finally here!"

Hey look! It's the Pennywise!

"Pennywise!? Listen here smart ass, I'm BeetleJess, the mistress putting the scare into your sexy, the hotness in your haunting, making sure every ounce of your fright is filled with a fu-"

Censorship Alert!

"What! I was gonna say fun, can't an undead girl say fun? Now may I continue? Right, Making sure every ounce of your fright is filled with a fuck-ton-of fun! Oops, I'm off the rails, feeling horny! They want to stop me but they can't. You can't put this sexy back in the jar! I'm here to make your kinks come true lovelies... all of them... especially the ones deep ... deeeeeep down you pretend you don't have. That you shut down your computer afraid someone will see. Oh yeah... that's the good stuff... and there's no hiding them now, sexy! Buckle up, From drowning in boob, to vore, to frickin' unbirth... the scary ain't never looked this sexy, and Beetlejess is gonna blow your mind!"

Description

Design by Jessie Star, Art by Red V. Stories incoming...

"Hey, whatta ya know?! Someone summoned me. I don't know why I only get summoned on halloween, I send out my business cards year round, and printing shops in the afterlife ain't dirt cheep, know what I'm sayin? Any whooo's I'm finally here!"

Hey look! It's the Pennywise!

"Pennywise!? Listen here smart ass, I'm BeetleJess, the mistress putting the scare into your sexy, the hotness in your haunting, making sure every ounce of your fright is filled with a fu-"

Censorship Alert!

"What! I was gonna say fun, can't an undead girl say fun? Now may I continue? Right, Making sure every ounce of your fright is filled with a fuck-ton-of fun! Oops, I'm off the rails, feeling horny! They want to stop me but they can't. You can't put this sexy back in the jar! I'm here to make your kinks come true lovelies... all of them... especially the ones deep ... deeeeeep down you pretend you don't have. That you shut down your computer afraid someone will see. Oh yeah... that's the good stuff... and there's no hiding them now, sexy! Buckle up, From drowning in boob, to vore, to frickin' unbirth... the scary ain't never looked this sexy, and Beetlejess is gonna blow your mind!"