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Description Ben: JEFF! THE WALLS HAVE CANCER! SAVE THEM! JEFF! JEEEEEFFFFFF!!!!!

Slendy: I haven't earned enough for my tuition! I'm going to drop out of college! UNTIE ME I WANT MY DIPLOMA!

Jeff: I will seek vengeance upon those who have betrayed my family, only to uncover a conspiracy bigger than I could have imagined! -jumps off and runs away-


Yeah I got that Ezio thing from the back of the Assassins Creed 2 box case thingy.

If you don't get it then I shall explain; They all got really high and drunk, but Slendy got wasted quickest for some reason and started stripping and dancing on a pole, because someone told him he's a college student who needs to pole dance to pay for college so they can get a good job. Ben started freaking out, claiming that the walls were terribly ill and were in desperate need of assistance. Jeff tied both of them up, Ben so he wouldn't hurt himself and Slendy because he couldn't take anymore of his sexy dancing. Then he himself got buzzed and had the amazing revelation that he was Ezio Auditore.


This is my favorite ask so far, replacing [link] . And they both have to do with drugs. Just shows that they are really funny when they're high.


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Underminer2008 [2020-12-15 14:33:40 +0000 UTC]

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Moonstarofspaceclan [2019-03-07 18:47:12 +0000 UTC]

fucking jeff XD i'm dead!

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Enalos-Loqia [2018-12-19 03:35:04 +0000 UTC]

NANI?

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LunaticChild [2018-02-13 23:13:27 +0000 UTC]

UR NOT EZIO....I AM EZIO...*stabs with hidden blade* TOLD YOU

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SnowWolf140 In reply to LunaticChild [2018-04-09 20:02:33 +0000 UTC]

I’ll get the aspirin...

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LunaticChild In reply to SnowWolf140 [2018-04-10 16:35:36 +0000 UTC]

*evil smile*

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TheWiseGuy01 [2017-12-24 21:55:51 +0000 UTC]

that escalated quickly

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creepypastamother [2017-09-16 11:55:00 +0000 UTC]

mother: {throws a book at jeff knocking him out} {magic has a hood on} no I'm ezio

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Vgreown [2017-05-06 14:16:27 +0000 UTC]

Gadget: It's alright, Ben. The walls are gonna be alright. I swear. The walls will be alright!
Ben: But they're dying!!!! *cries hysterically*
Gadget: *thinking* This is fucking annoying but adorable...

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MoonGirl47 In reply to Vgreown [2018-07-24 14:10:54 +0000 UTC]

I’m in your boat. *pokes Slendy* but are we sure he’s ok?Β 

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MoonGirl47 In reply to MoonGirl47 [2018-07-24 14:12:26 +0000 UTC]

*Catches Jeff in big net and uses staple gun to staple it down* one problem... almost... solved.

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WillowFoxTheFox [2017-03-02 23:40:14 +0000 UTC]

Jeff looks like a hunter from "Left 4 Dead" when he has his hood on

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WolfiesWhiskers In reply to WillowFoxTheFox [2017-03-19 22:17:52 +0000 UTC]

Eyeless could probably pull off the same look, im replying to this comment 17 days later.

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WillowFoxTheFox In reply to WolfiesWhiskers [2017-03-19 22:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Ok I can imagine that. I guess you said that because hunters don't have eyes and neither does Jack?

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WolfiesWhiskers In reply to WillowFoxTheFox [2017-03-20 01:52:57 +0000 UTC]

I did not know that, I just thought they looked a blue color and so does jack. I don't play so you tell me.

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Dracilora [2017-02-19 05:44:23 +0000 UTC]

wow

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BENXjeff4l [2017-01-08 02:16:33 +0000 UTC]

when i saw this when i was 14 and didn't have a ps3 yet I had no idea who the f**k ezio was now that I play assassins creed im like ohhh plus before I saw the writing I thought he looked ike him the way he crouched on the pole.

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avatarband [2016-11-14 14:32:49 +0000 UTC]

omg yas!

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lovely-rose1000000 [2016-11-13 15:53:40 +0000 UTC]

lol XD

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TheSkyPack [2016-09-16 20:15:25 +0000 UTC]

Ash: I used to be a guy hoker! *Shak's butt weirdly*
Kia and Marty: Eeewwwww! *Ties Ash up in a dark room
Marty: Now think about what U did mister!
Ash: ......

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WillowFoxTheFox In reply to TheSkyPack [2017-03-03 10:06:16 +0000 UTC]

I put the biggest spider from my home country in there with him. I'm Australian.

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TheSkyPack In reply to WillowFoxTheFox [2017-03-18 10:55:34 +0000 UTC]

Ash:.... 0-0

*U can hear a high pitched scream from the outside of the room*

Marty: Savey...

Kia: *Looks at Willow*... Whaaa...

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WillowFoxTheFox In reply to TheSkyPack [2017-03-19 22:56:35 +0000 UTC]

He will regret it now cause of the spider. Maybe it should have been bigger.

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TheSkyPack In reply to WillowFoxTheFox [2017-03-24 14:54:04 +0000 UTC]

Kia: Yeah... Maybe
Marty: That's what she said...

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WillowFoxTheFox In reply to TheSkyPack [2017-03-24 14:58:45 +0000 UTC]

*Scowl at Marty*

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TheSkyPack In reply to WillowFoxTheFox [2017-03-24 15:01:24 +0000 UTC]

Marty: Oh... 😢

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WillowFoxTheFox In reply to WillowFoxTheFox [2017-03-24 14:59:27 +0000 UTC]

You're next if you keep that up.

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Acre3333 [2016-08-22 13:05:11 +0000 UTC]

I love this
It made me piss myself laughing haha
Love it

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randomperson35 [2016-04-27 14:12:53 +0000 UTC]

He looks badass like an assasinXD

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RobinSuperhero [2016-02-16 07:44:04 +0000 UTC]

Yes Jeffy you are, yes you are.

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SilviaStarlight5 [2015-11-14 23:57:54 +0000 UTC]

If I had one wish, I would want enter this world just so I can stand 15 feet away and laugh until my rib cage bleeds.

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lilMissEnder In reply to SilviaStarlight5 [2015-11-15 01:26:46 +0000 UTC]

`You and me both XD

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lilMissEnder [2015-11-14 02:31:46 +0000 UTC]

Best line byΒ anyoneΒ ever:

I need to danceΒ my way through college!

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Golden-Mangle [2015-11-07 10:49:05 +0000 UTC]

BEN, What are you doing when Sledny Notices that you're Drunk?

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wolfdragonquest [2015-10-05 04:38:41 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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kxk101 [2015-09-27 23:50:34 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD

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craZydoMix [2015-09-13 09:19:31 +0000 UTC]

you all idiots XD

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shyangel13 [2015-08-07 08:12:06 +0000 UTC]

lolz nice acting jeff

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Airano [2015-07-24 22:30:18 +0000 UTC]

XD so funnie!!!

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Dead6Emo66 [2015-07-18 21:49:13 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Jeff just... XD

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moonjewela [2015-06-22 14:32:41 +0000 UTC]

* unties slender and then goes around to Ben * how do I save the the walls Ben?!

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moonjewela [2015-06-22 14:16:24 +0000 UTC]

* sneaks up on Jeff ( he no hear me ) then assassin jumps on him knocking him off but I just up and lands on the pole in the same pose as he was in * yeah well I'm Moonjewel! And I'm a hell better fucking assassin!

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foxyatpirattecove [2015-06-21 07:23:07 +0000 UTC]

do not question "Auditore Da Firenze"! he is an assassinΒ 

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cookies405 [2015-05-14 01:32:15 +0000 UTC]

FUCK!! why is nobody saving the FUCKING WALLS!!!! can't you all see their horribly SICK!!!Β 

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MasterZalgo [2015-04-20 09:18:11 +0000 UTC]

Heheheheheh freaked out over da walls jeff!

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Kurai-Tora [2015-04-13 02:01:56 +0000 UTC]

I find it hilarious that Slendy has bills in his waistband

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Shammrock289 In reply to Kurai-Tora [2016-07-13 16:56:13 +0000 UTC]

i noticed that to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kurai-Tora In reply to Shammrock289 [2016-07-14 06:54:37 +0000 UTC]

I wonder who placed was tipping him...

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Rainbowfoxgamer [2015-03-11 00:14:50 +0000 UTC]

Umm.. Jeff, you realize you killed your own family?

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moonjewela In reply to Rainbowfoxgamer [2015-06-22 14:22:13 +0000 UTC]

* assassin runs after Jeff, uses a smoke bomb, and runs away carrying sista * I'm a hell better fucking assassin than Jeff!

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