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Description Commissar Ruff: Don't move ya slimey shat!
Ork: WUT s Dis? A fully on ma back.
Commissar Ruff: That is a abhuman you brain dead moron.*chops of his head*
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DragonStrider [2016-12-05 21:15:10 +0000 UTC]

We need this is as a mod for Dawn of War II

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Jinksa In reply to DragonStrider [2016-12-06 06:15:27 +0000 UTC]

Sadly it won't happen. If Ruff was found by a inquisitor or priest who was not liqueured up, Β bought or quite frankly did not own their life to our lil Abhuman, Ruff would meet his end in some dungeon or at the end of a firing squad.Β 

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DragonStrider In reply to Jinksa [2016-12-06 19:53:56 +0000 UTC]

Hey maybe he can put on a mask and pretend he's from Krieg, those guys don't talk much anyway.

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Jinksa In reply to DragonStrider [2016-12-06 21:42:58 +0000 UTC]

Then he would be the size of a Ratling or Squat which is still abhuman.

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DrXanatos [2016-12-05 17:45:36 +0000 UTC]

The be fair it would have to be a quite smart ork to be able to know an abhuman. Or even spell it.
This reminds me that I found an Abhuman rulebook for the Only War RPG.

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Jinksa In reply to DrXanatos [2016-12-06 06:13:24 +0000 UTC]

And what kind of Abhumans did that rule book allowed?

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DrXanatos In reply to Jinksa [2016-12-06 06:39:25 +0000 UTC]

Gotta correct myself that it was a fan made Rogue Trader book, not Only War is I remembered.
Available are: Afriel Strain, Beastmen, Felinids, Longshanks, Neandors, Nightsiders, Ogryn, Pelagers, Ratlings, Scalies, Squats and Troth.

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MeMyMine [2016-12-05 16:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Okay but now I imagine that Commissar Ruff's arch-rival is his old classmate, Commissar Rex.

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Jinksa In reply to MeMyMine [2016-12-05 16:55:05 +0000 UTC]

And is he aΒ Saharduin

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