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JiroKatsu — Important Announcement
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Published: 2011-07-09 03:42:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 7686; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 112
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She has a......... compelling campaign slogan.........Well, the people voted and Alice answered! This idea came while driving back home from work. I happen to listen to news talk radio. Cause I'm an idiot. And of course everyones talking about who'll be running for office and what not. So this idea came to mind.
And for any of the hard pricks out there who don't know how to take a little joke with politics..... fuck off...
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yep 2 people who like to eat my species are running for president. i have already bought my tickets to mexico
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YES Questoin for the running candidate.
Will we get health care for the people you eat?
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So, voting for you means we're still in just as much danger if we didn't, so I'm going to just let this [link] talk with you about my opinions, and don't try eating him because he's metal and breaths fire that melts metal.
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Where the Hell did they get enough would for that stand?
And another unstable dimensional rainforrest is gone.
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"Presidentail Alice Incoming, We're Done"- US military
"Quick FLEE TO CANADA! She'll Never find us there."-me
Love the expression in the third pannel
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Quick be sure to smuggle in all the games, and comics you can carry! D8
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You don't think we have any?
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No we smuggle in stuff from all over the world and sell them at game and comic black markets under the guise of an indie game shop
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Heheh, if only it were this easy to vote for president. It's simple and funny. Who doesn't love stuff like that?
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hmm both sides are convincing and both threaten to eat the ones who don't vote for them so i would have to make up my mind.
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Oh my God! Who do I choose?! XP Menyssan's a really good friend, but Alice is a hot chick I DON'T wanna be eaten by if it means getting killed in the process!
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This is great news, JiroKatsu! I'm pulling for Menyssan, but Alice would be excellent too. Maybe we'll get the Aensland "sisters" running as well. I'm not presently registered with the Succubus Party, having been an "independent" for decades (and not wanting to change from that status), so unfortunately I won't be voting in the primary election. But I'll definitely vote for the Succubus Party's candidates in the general election, come November!
=^..^=
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A lost of demons/succubi seem to be running for president....Hmm...>w> Perhaps Jazeirah should give it a shot too?
Nah, she's way too laid back XD
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Looking at you and your competition I am conflicted sense both of you could eat me. I need for convincing to vote from one of you. Other then that I rolled laughing.
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Too bad. I'm not American... I gonna be eaten!!!
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If you may or may not eat us, then I may or may not vote for you
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Shouldn't it be, 'Vote for me and I won't eat you'? As nearly half of america is usually voting for the other guy?
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Well glad im canadian....on less she invades us for lunch
Well if i were to vote onless the other candidate is a gundam or chuck norris. she gets my vite
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i know i already commented but it was stupid.....
"May or may not eat you"? why doesn't she just eat the other candidates?
this could only happen in America! land of the free food and home of the world's largest buffet....
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1-the entire concept is hilarious!
2-her stanc on immigration is equally as funny!
3-She needs a running mate, a good VP... and i've the perfect Candidate... Kalypsa! She could even use her to travel along the campaign trail!
im glad to see you posting hilarious stuff again
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Everyone who votes for her will get a free container of barbecue sauce and a "Free Food" shirt.
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See as it's Alice saying it, I'd say it's just her telling the truth.
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I vote fore Sappy...she promises Ice cream and flowers...
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Making a demon president, I could see some good things out of it... and some very very very bad things... 4 more years!
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i wonder what would happen if she became president o.ò?
but i wish that walter had became president 
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She'll lose and better have her bullet sheild cause I got a .50 cal machine gun trained on her.
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And I believe she'll win. Though, America will never be the same again.
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Holy shit.... guess it's time to get out my disguse kit so i can vote more than once.... anybody want to use the last name "finkleshtine" (p.s. sorry if that actually is your last name)
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That's good to hear. I think I'll skip voting this year.
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Depends on who's the opposing candidate is. But if voting give me a chance to live, I'll actually do it....for once.
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Very well then. On an unrelated note, do you happen to know where I left my shotgun?
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We're f*cked beyond all recognition, aren't we?
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yup situation just went FURBAR
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yup, well I got the vodka
Wait a second what about the third guy? what was his name agian oh yeah I remeber now. It was....cthulhu ..... welp we're screwed. unless we vote for cthulhu . wait wouldnt we be screwed anyway....
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