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"I can't believe you called Ed and Remy for such a delicate mission" I hissed under my breath. "And where the hell are they?! It's almost almost 8:30!" "Shut up you dick! I told you they'll be here," Riley hissed. Cindy hit him up side his stupid head. She whispered with a growl "Stupid ass n@#$a ! You tryin' to ruin this night?! Ain't no way I'm goin' home home without kickin' some ass first!" Then Jazmine whispers "Shhhhhhh! Someone's coming!"
We're hiding in the bushes at the back of the front of the school. The leaves are thick and no one suspects an attack so we doubt that anyone will see us. I here foot steps coming towards us. Then suddenly someone wrestles their way through the bushes and sits with us. Ed and Remy finally got their stupid asses here.
Remy says "What's up yall?" Ed leans over him towards Riley and asks "So what's the plan my teenage homie?" "Glad you guys could show up. Did ya'll bring the equipment" Riley asks. Remy holds up a case and hisses "Hell ya little f@#$er ! What did you think we'd come to unlock a door and not bring the required materials? Do you think I'm stupid teen homie?!" Riley whispered "Ok, ok homie. Calm the hell down I was just making sure. So you got everything?" Ed answered "Yah man. We got everything from hair bins to grenade launchers. Ain't no lock gonna stand in our way." Riley replied "Cool."
"All right everyone. We have exactly 1 minute untill 8:30 pm. At that time, Operation Lock-in Nightmare will be under way. Are we all aware of our roles and duties in this mission," I said. They all nodded. I continued "Then get ready to begin in five......." Ed and Remy get ready to leep out of the bushes. "...four, three, two....." I nod my head, and they shoot out of the bushes. Of course they're not very quiet about it.
And to make things worse some kid who got to the school to late was banging on the front door and yelling like he was being mugged. Well, unfortunayly for him, twitle-dick and twitle-dumb ass jumped him and starting kicking him untill he was unconsious. I could help but smack my forehead.
Then the faggots started looking for the kids wallet and found it in his back pocket. I'd had enough. I bolted out of the bushes and ran towards them. "What are you doing?! We're here to teach the school and these kids a lesson! Not mug them like a bunch of gangster n@#$as," I hiss.
The others must have followed because I feel a hand on my shoulder. I look back to see Riley. "It don't matter," he whispers. "Now let's get inside before we caught!" Remy then runs to the front door with his case full of equipment. Jazmine walks up beside me and whispers "First intellegant thing Riley's said all day." "More like all year, now shhhhhhhh," I hiss. Remy unlocks the door and we all run in.
The lobby is empty and quiet. Ed asks "Where the hell are all these f@#$ers?" Cindy whispers "The jocks and cheerleaders are usually near the bathrooms taking turns screwing eachother, the goth outcasts are like to spoke weed under the bleachers in the gym, and the rest of the kids are playing strip-poker and spin the bottle in the classrooms in C-wing.
"Nice intell work Cindy. Riley and Jazmine grab the stink bombs and go to C-wing. Be ready to run from an angry mob. Ed you come with me to the gym. We'll I'll handle the special effects and you'll wear the demon costum. Remy and Cindy take the pellet guns and chain saw masks and go to the bathrooms. Make sure you check every single one. Any questions?" Riley spoke up. "Yah I got one. Why do I gotta go with the little miss goody to shoes over here?" Jazmine wined "Heeeeeeeey."
I answered "Cuz she'll keep your dumb ass outta trouble. Now before we start, I just want to say that if I don't get outta here alive, it has been an honor serving with you. Move out!"
"Uuuuugh. N@#$a you gay," Riley says as he runs off with Jazmine.