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Joey-Darkmeat β It's not just for breakfast anymore
Published: 2012-06-30 05:03:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 19118; Favourites: 944; Downloads: 647
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This is incredibly silly XORelated content
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Powdered! Toast! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!
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Toasty Belle, Part of a Complete Breakfast.
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The idea is hilarious. 
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I am a sentient half-toaster and I approve of this.
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I'VE BEEN DRAWING FOR 2 YEARS. 2. YEARS. AND THIS IS BETTER THEN ANYTHING I COULD EVER DO HOLY SHIT.
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"Sweetie Belle! What were you doing inside the toaster?"
"Don't you know that hiding inside kitchen appliances is dangerous?"
"I'm sorry, dear - but I'm afraid I'll need to have a few words with Pinkie Pie about this before she gets to foal-sit you again."
...On a totally unrelated note: Look at my username.
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lmao i love it.. i just.. why... i-i'm dieing over here!
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SWEETIEBELLE! how the hell did you get in mah toastah?Β
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oh theres my toast xD -takes her mane and slathers butter on it and chews the toasty mane
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good news: your toaster contains a portal to equestria. bad news: you can no longer make toast.
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Good news: Toast is a totally worth sacrificing for a portal to Equestria...
Bad News: HOW DO WE FIT?!
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I'd guess we'd have to make something to keep the portal contained so it doesn't rip both universes apart, and then we pop the toaster open and see what happens.
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Hm, yeah, that's true, timespace is pretty sensetive stuff... Well, if we had a Portal Gun, we could fire it into the toaster and just plant the other end where we can reach it, effectively solving the entire problem... Ultimately, we'll need to make a portal to Aperture Science Laboratories first, but... they're the ones with the portal technology in the first place, so... ugh.
(...I really overthought this joke, didn't I?...)
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we could just make a shrink ray...
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That's... very true... Although a growth ray would also need to be created and shrunk as well to be used on the other side to regain original size. Otherwise someone might get crushed under a hoof, and that would not be good. At all. o_o
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BEST. BREAKFAST. EVER...
And no, I don't intend to eat, dear God, no.
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I would imagine that she would be a much darker color from being toasted and stuff
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Sweetiebelle, what were you doing in my toaster?
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I wish Sweetie Belle came out of my toaster...
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If someone could find a way to make adorable unicorn fillies pop out of toasters, that person would become rich.
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