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Published: 2007-08-06 03:16:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1940; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 18
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C'mon, admit it. You hate Navi.Link and Navi belong to Nintendo.
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THANK YOU LINK!!! *kisses him* oh wait...she still shows up in my game...dammit.
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LOL.
Link: *blushes and puts his hand on the back of his neck* Aw, gee, that's no fun there.
Me: She's only good for Z-targeting.
Link: And food. *rubs his tummy again*
Me: And food. LOL
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Link: Well, when I heard people talking about "feeling the love" I didn't expect this. It's a pleasant surprise!
Me: But I give you luv all the time. :tear:
Link: *whispers in your ear "Hug her together?"*
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*snatches link and runs away*
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NO steal Link! NOOOOOOO! *whimpers*
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fine, ill go and find marth or roy then. *grumble* *throws link to you*
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Hee hee! *catches Link*
Link: Okay... Note to self: Never get caught in the middle of a fangirl war.
Me: Yeah, that could tend to be hazardous to your health. Nothing's busted?
Link: Nothing except my pride.
Me: Did you ever have any to begin with?
Link: Ha ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
Me: You know it!
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burn! 
and yes, link. fangirls CAN be hazardous to your health.
Roy: AAAAGH!! *is knocked to ground*
Marth: *Wtf face*
Me: muehehehe.... gotcha now!
Roy and Marth: oh crap...
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Me: 
Link: Yay!
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*grabs roy and marth and runs off*
Roy and Marth: *random screaming*
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More popcorn, Link?
Link: Okay!
Both:
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watch the show, guys!! nuehehe....
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Entertaining, this is.
:Yoda: : Told you, I did! Impersonate me you WILL NOT!
Me: CRAAAAAPPPPP!
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Um... Yoda... Here's the deal... I won't impersonate you if you let me live. Cool?
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*still holding marth and roy*
Marth: let me go!
Roy: give it up marth, its not gonna happen.
Me: *finds shack* *evil grin*
Roy: oh...O_o
Marth: ...crap. O_o
Me:
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*has dirty thoughts about three-way*
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*opens the shack door*
Marth/Roy: *struggling to get away*
Me: *shuts door*
*random screaming comes from the shack*
Me: be still, you two. im not going to kill you!
Roy: yeah, you'll do something worse! wheres the damn key to this-AAAAAH!!! GIVE THAT BACK, YOU PSYCHO!
Marth: *clinging to the rafters like a scared kitten*
*rafters break*
Marth: AAH!! *falls on me*
Me: *smiles evilly* so, you decided to play, eh?
Marth: AAH!!
Me: *grabs him by the back of his shirt*
Marth: *rips shirt off to get away*
Roy: *tackles me* GIVE ME MY FREAKIN SHIRT BACK!
Me: *takes the opportunity to hug him*
Roy: *screams*
Marth: *in a different rafter, looking once more like a scared kitten*
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Link: Hungry... *hopeful look*
Me: Yes... *gives Link popcorn*
Link: YAY!
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Me: *wont let roy go* hold still!
Roy: *squirming around on me* let me go!
Marth: *looking at us with wide scared eyes* *sees ike* RUN IKE! DONT COME IN HERE!! SHE'LL GET YOU!
Me: *.*
Ike: oh crap. *starts running*
Me: *pounces on him*
Ike: *knocked over* ahh!!
Roy: *making a break for the door* come on, marth! better him than us!
Marth: *jumps from the rafters* right! *heads for the door*
Me: *screeches to a stop in front of the door, holding Ike*
Roy/Marth: AAAA!
(dun, dun, DUN.....)
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*drags Ike into the shed and locks the door*
Ike: *struggling to get away*
Marth: *whimpering in fear* oh no...we're in for it now!
Roy: uh-huh. *hides in rafters*
Me: *sees him, jumps up and grabs him*
Roy: AAH!! *falls on me*
Me: *huggles him close* mine!
Roy: *flailing around in an attampt to get out of my grasp*
Marth/Ike: *try to help him*
Me: *glomps onto marth and rips his shirt off*
Marth: AAH!! *runs shirtless into the rafters*
Roy: *shortly joins him,m quivering in fear*
Ike: umm....*backs up slowly*
Me: *advances on him*
Ike: *backs hits the wall* *terrified eyes*
Me: *evil grin* *presses him to the wall and kisses him*
Ike: *eyes widen, then shut*
Marth: oh. my. god. *blinks rapidly*
Roy: im gonna need mindsoap after this is over... *scrubs eyes in an attempt to get rid of the image*
Marth: *nods* you will share the mindsoap, right?
Roy: *nods back* yeah.
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Link:
Me: Aren't ya glad I don't do that.
Link: Ummm... YES.
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Roy: O_o
Marth: O_o
Ike: *eyes glaze over*
Me: *whispers something in his ear*
Ike: *nods slightly, goes rigid*
Marth: umm...i smell a lemon...do you, roy?
Roy: oh yeah. *turns around so thet he's not facing us*
Marth: *does the same*
Me: *rips ike's shirt off anf bites his collarbone*
Ike: *goes rigid, then relaxes* *moans slightly*
Roy/Marth: *plugs ears with cotton*
Me: *nibbles Ike's collarbone*
Ike: *moans more, hugs me to him*
Roy/Marth: O_o oh no....IKE HAS GONE OT THE DARK SIDE!!
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HEH! And I love Star Wars too!
Link: She made me the custom character on the lightsaber app on her iPod.
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^_^* bites ike agian*
Ike: *moans slightly*
Marth/Roy: definetly a lemon...
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Me: *laughs at the discomfort of Marth and Roy and passes Link some more popcorn*
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Link: yay! popcorn!
Roy/Marth: *attempting not to hear any of this*
Me: *busy with Ike*
Roy/ Marth: *slip out of the rafters and open the door, run toward you*
Marth: god, that was scary!
Roy: no kidding. hey link, pass the popcorn.
Link: *gives roy and marth popcorn*
Roy: *noms popcorn* you know, i think we were lucky she was distracted with ike. we barely escaped with our lives.
Marth: yeah, i know. *eats popcorn*
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Hey, guys! *pats the ground near Link and me* Park it and watch the insanity! 
Marth: *with sarcasm* I'll bet it was.
Link: Anyone want a
Me: YAY!
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Marth: *grabs a cookie* yummz!
Roy: *steals cookie from Marth*
Marth: hey!!
Roy: *laughs and hands the kookie back*
Me: *nibbles on ike's collarbone, while sliding both of us to the floor*
Ike: *trying not to enjoy this* *is miserably failing* *sinks to the floor* *bites me back*
Me: *shivers a bit and runs finger through his hair* *works on removing his armor*
Marth: *munches cookie* this is insane.
Roy: i know, right?
Link: word.
You: *nods* *grabs milk*
Link/Marth/Roy: 
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Yes, boys! Heh! I feel like a PIMP!
Link, Marth, and Roy: O.o
Me: Shouldn'ta said that... Carry on!
Link: OOOKAAAAY, then. *takes cookie from package and nibbles on it*
Me: *gives Roy a cookie*
Roy: YAY!
All: *nom cookies and watch*
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Me: *busy removing ike's shirt* you are mine.
Ike: *shivers as cold air washes over him* i know that.
Me: *huggles him to warm him up* good. *bites his ear and falls to the floor on top of him*
Ike: *hugs me*
Me: *closes eyes and kisses him*
Ike: *nibbles my neck*
Me: *shivers and runs hand over his chest*
Ike: *shivers and hugs me, kissing back*
Marth: *chokes on cookie out of shock*
Link: *offers marth a glass of milk*
Marth: *drinks it* oh, no way that just happened.
Roy: i think he's accepting...and..KISSING BACK!? *falls over in shock*
Link: oh. my. god.
Vaati: *walks up* heya guys.
Link: sit and watch, its a lemon in the making.
Vaati: woot!! 
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Aren't you guys SO glad I don't do that?
Link: If you did that... I'd play dead so you'd stop, then run away as FAST AS POSSIBLE!
Roy, Marth, and Vaati: *chuckles*
Link: More
Vaati, Marth, Roy, and Me: MEE!
Link: Thought so! 'Nother round of milk?
Everyone else: YES,PLEASE!
Everyine: *drinks milk and watches
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Me: *comes to my senses and get off ike*
Ike: hey, where u goin?
Me: *walks out of shed* *points at you all* tell anyone about this, and ill kill you with a frying pan. hear me? A FRYING PAN!! *goes back to shed*
Ike: ohkayy...what was that?
Me: nothing. *tackles him*
outside...
Vaati: *is posessed by his inner yaoi* *tackles link* MINE!
Link: wtF?!?
Vaati: *rips at link's clothes*
Lnik: *attempts to shove vaati off* what the hell are you DOING??
Vaati: *points at the shed* roughly whats going on in there...
Link: oh NO. nononononononono. NO.
Vaati: yes. *rips off links shirt*
Marth/Roy: 
Marth: *rubs eyes* this has GOT to be a dream.
Roy: no, marth. i think its real. 
Marth/Roy: *run away into the shed screaming*
Roy: watching ike get done is better than a yaoi lemon! hide in the rafters!!
Marth/Roy: *hide in a dark area in the rafters and hiss at the cursed light*
Marth: *clutches head in hands* may this day end quickly please.
Roy: you dont want that!! it always heats up at night! and besides, vaati may come for us next!
Marth: youre right. may this day never end. PLEASE.
anywho...bakc to ikexme...
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*shoves Vaati off Link* MINE!!! *Eyes flash evilly* I will bite your neck!!!!!!
Vaati: CRAP I WOULD have to do this in front of a FANGIRL!
Me: *growls and lunges at Vaati's throat*
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Vaati: *grabs link and dodges*
Link: *shirtless and turning redder by the minute* *trying to get away*
Vaati: *squeezes him tighter*
Roy/Marth: *watching out of the window* ohmygod. ohmygod.
Me: *drags ike out of the shed* cool, yaoi! *sits and watches while nuzzling and biting ike's shoulder*
Ike: *watches yaoi* whoaa...didnt see that coming
Me: *grabs him and throws him to ground, thrusts face close ot his*
Ike: *gets the hint and kisses*
Me: *kisses back*
Ike: *moans into kiss*
Roy/Marth: *watching scared*
Roy: ohmigod. i think we're the only sane ones in here.
Marth: *nod nod*
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*Uses the Force to fling Vaati into a nearby tree* I am SO glad I got tested for Jedi potential last month. *gives Link a hug* It's okay, you aren't depantsed yet.
Link: *Turns redder* DEPANTSED?!? O.o Don't give them any ideas!
Me: Okay, bud, okay. Remember Farore's Wind. It will aide you greatly.
Vaati: *shakes off the fall* I'm gonna kill you!
Me: Bring it on purple man!
Vaati: Purple man? Really?
Me: Yeah, really! *lunges again*
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Me: *looks up from the ground* lol, purple man.
Ike: *looks around my head* *laughs a bit and pulls me closer*
Me: *laughs and lets head fall on chest* I think Nayru's love would be more helpful in this situation
Roy/Marth: *come out of the shed shaking and sit next to me and Ike*
Me: *pulls ike up off the ground again and decides to watch the fight*
Marth/Roy: *watching the battle with me and ike*
Roy: this is so cool.
Me: *offers cookies* cookie, anyone?
Marth/Roy: yay, cookiez!! ^_^
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RAWR! *Draws lightsaber and ignites it* Are you ready?
Vaati: Definitely the wrong fangirl.
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Vaati: *still holding link* *draws a double sided red lightsaber and ignites* RAWR! *drops link and charges you* thankfully, i was taught by Vader himself. DIE!
Roy: so totally awesome!
Marth: *finds milk and sushi* how the hell did sushi get here??
Roy: sweett!! 
Me/Ike: *watching and eating cookies* kewl.
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I refuse to, Vaati. I could just crush you with the Force, but what fun would that be? *uses the Force to smash Vaati into the tree again* That's much more entertaining. :smug:
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Vaati: *deflects tree with force and slams you into boulder* *noms link's neck* mmnnn....all mine...
Roy/Marth: WTF. *drops cookies in milk on accident*
Me: *looking at Vati and link while licking Ike's neck* verrry interesting...
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*growls, shakes off impact and blows Vaati away from Link and gives Link a hug* Sorry, buddy. This could get messy. *gives him a quick kiss on the cheek*
Link: D'aww. C'mon. It's not like I can't stab him the next time he grabs me.
Me: True. True.
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Vaati: *gets up and snatches link away, fades into the sixth dimension where no one can follow* muahahahaha!!
Link: AAAAA!
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