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JohannesVIII — Things they would never say

Published: 2009-04-08 10:02:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1838; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 23
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Description The title says it all.

Inspired by an old thread of Myst Community ([link] ).

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JohannesVIII In reply to ??? [2015-01-12 16:37:30 +0000 UTC]

I must admit I drew all of this just to make that joke at the time xD

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ashwolfholmes In reply to JohannesVIII [2015-01-13 00:27:09 +0000 UTC]

XD Well, it succeeded in making me laugh hysterically lol

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Rhythm-Wily [2013-08-15 04:10:41 +0000 UTC]

I sure would've liked to have teamed up with Atrus. Would've made MYST so much easier!*lol*

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JohannesVIII In reply to Rhythm-Wily [2013-08-15 08:46:06 +0000 UTC]

He would constantly talk like when we solved the first puzzle in Revelation xD

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Rhythm-Wily In reply to JohannesVIII [2013-08-17 20:48:59 +0000 UTC]

Not sure which I would prefer: 1) Him talking to me ALL the time or 2) Him not really talking to me at all like in MYST 1. Man, I kinda want to play the other games in the series. For the longest time I thought there was only Riven and MYST.

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Agent-G245 [2012-08-14 00:21:12 +0000 UTC]

I'm reminded of this scene.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Leave that to me!
Han Solo: Fuuy, I knew you were gonna say that!
Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows it?

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JohannesVIII In reply to Agent-G245 [2012-08-14 10:18:37 +0000 UTC]

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DehMann [2010-06-03 00:28:43 +0000 UTC]

I can't help but laugh every time I see the ones for Atrus and Cho...
THEY ARE SO TRUE!

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nigraluna [2009-10-05 21:01:35 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome! I love especially Savvy, Gehn and Cho. Savvy looks distressed, as he wouldn't want to offer a cookie, and terrified by the fact that he is.
Cho is somehow creepy, talking english.

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JohannesVIII In reply to nigraluna [2009-10-05 21:09:54 +0000 UTC]

I really like your interpretation of Saavedro's behaviour
"Obey me, hand, how dare you offer a cookie to Atrus' friend?"

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Faeliscity [2009-06-05 13:25:02 +0000 UTC]

AAAARGH - mais je hais mon message center!!

Pourquoi il me révèle les pures merveilles au compte-goutte???

Message center: pasque j'ai pas la place d'afficher 264 déviations. Ca te convient?

Encore un dessin à vénérer...
J'arrive pas à dire lequel est le mieux, mais je crois quand même que l'idée pour Cho déchire son arrière-grand-maman + 20 générations.

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JohannesVIII In reply to Faeliscity [2009-06-05 13:45:10 +0000 UTC]

Mdr merci!
"déchire son arrière grand-maman + 20 générations", faudra que je la retienne celle-là

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Faeliscity In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-06-05 13:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Encore un truc qu'aucun d'entre eux ne dira jamais.

"Atrus, voilà la page, je te l'ai ramenée."
"Sérieux? My friend, tu déch- heu, tu es vraiment un very good friend. Jusqu'à la 20e génération."

X)

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JohannesVIII In reply to Faeliscity [2009-06-05 14:39:02 +0000 UTC]



Il faudrait réécrire tous les dialogues façon banlieue.

"Wech gros, comment chuis trop trop désolé pour la cage !"

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Faeliscity In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-07-11 00:58:16 +0000 UTC]

(mdrrr Gehn le lascar!)

"Tagemah... euh... tagem... truc... enfin voilà quoi, zyva, fais pèter le bouquin!"

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JohannesVIII In reply to Faeliscity [2009-07-11 06:27:03 +0000 UTC]

Yosh dawg, me parle pas comme ça, chuis pas ton frère ok ?

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Faeliscity In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-07-11 11:45:07 +0000 UTC]

"Fais gaffe, hein? The end has not yet been f***ing written, man..."

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JohannesVIII In reply to Faeliscity [2009-07-11 18:15:01 +0000 UTC]

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Mystery-Voice [2009-05-02 09:53:13 +0000 UTC]

How clever! XD Loved them all! I wonder what language was Cho speaking?

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JohannesVIII In reply to Mystery-Voice [2009-05-02 10:52:14 +0000 UTC]

Rivenese, maybe?

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Mystery-Voice In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-05-02 11:25:20 +0000 UTC]

Maybe... But if he's Gehn's servant he might know D'ni as well...

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JohannesVIII In reply to Mystery-Voice [2009-05-02 13:02:10 +0000 UTC]

You're right. And he also seems to try different languages to know which one the Stranger understands.

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Mystery-Voice In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-05-02 15:31:41 +0000 UTC]

And then he decided that the Stranger is stupid enough to give him the book without explanation! XD

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JohannesVIII In reply to Mystery-Voice [2009-05-02 16:49:46 +0000 UTC]

Maybe.

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MeaNara [2009-04-10 00:16:01 +0000 UTC]

He he! "Ewww! It's disgusting!" Nice!

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JohannesVIII In reply to MeaNara [2009-04-10 05:57:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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MeaNara In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-04-10 05:58:38 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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Arlishan [2009-04-09 18:43:20 +0000 UTC]

I'm dead of laughter! Atrus and Achenar are my favorites...

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JohannesVIII In reply to Arlishan [2009-04-09 19:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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HenrikeDijkstra [2009-04-09 04:27:26 +0000 UTC]

bwahahahah! This is awesome! I love the Atrus and Cho ones, so true!

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JohannesVIII In reply to HenrikeDijkstra [2009-04-09 05:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Hehe thanks They were the most obvious

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Crawling-meower [2009-04-09 00:38:07 +0000 UTC]

Pure genius here!
Lol @ Katran's mid-life crisis!

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JohannesVIII In reply to Crawling-meower [2009-04-09 05:56:12 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know what to do with the Catherine part, and thought Mystress' idea was good, so yes, Catherine dyes her hair a vibrant shade of purple and pierces her tongue.

Thanks

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Crawling-meower In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-04-09 19:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Omg, will you color it? :

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JohannesVIII In reply to Crawling-meower [2009-04-09 19:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Ehhh... no I won't

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TariamOfThePez [2009-04-09 00:25:53 +0000 UTC]

This made me smile all around, but Cho's made me snort-laugh and almost choke on cheese crackers

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JohannesVIII In reply to TariamOfThePez [2009-04-09 08:33:33 +0000 UTC]

Choke on cheese crackers?!

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igcreator [2009-04-08 21:23:27 +0000 UTC]

oh my Cho is creepin!

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JohannesVIII In reply to igcreator [2009-04-09 05:53:44 +0000 UTC]

Let's hit him with a poison dart then

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Artoveli [2009-04-08 17:49:01 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I remember a thread like this on Riven Guild, like, ten years ago! This takes me back...

Cho is awesome.

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JohannesVIII In reply to Artoveli [2009-04-08 18:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Isn't Cho always awesome? Thanks

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Artoveli In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-04-08 19:00:02 +0000 UTC]

YES.

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E-Derby [2009-04-08 17:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Would I take a cookie from Saavedro?

I really enjoyed this and reading the forum thread you showed us. Too much JohannesVIII!

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JohannesVIII In reply to E-Derby [2009-04-08 18:45:25 +0000 UTC]

Come on, he will go "no no no" again if you don't take the cookie

Thanks

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E-Derby In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-04-08 19:57:58 +0000 UTC]

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Petlamb [2009-04-08 14:12:07 +0000 UTC]

This is really good! I like Atrus and Sirrus the most

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JohannesVIII In reply to Petlamb [2009-04-08 14:29:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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R-H-MacLanahan [2009-04-08 14:00:32 +0000 UTC]

This is great! If any of them said that, I would be concerned. XD
My favorite is Cho.

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JohannesVIII In reply to R-H-MacLanahan [2009-04-08 14:03:53 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, thanks The Cho part was inspired by one post in the said thread ("Cho : "I can speak in perfectly comprehendable English"").

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R-H-MacLanahan In reply to JohannesVIII [2009-04-10 04:55:29 +0000 UTC]

He should speak english, then he might have avoided the poison dart at the begining of RIVEN

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