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You both lied about your respective heights on Tinder. She's a giantess, not an average-sized woman. And you're extremely vertically challenged, not a 6 foot hunk. Can mutual lying bring people closer?

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“Oh my…! I was wondering what that tapping was on my thigh! Is that really you, Jason? Mhmm. And yes, I’m really Rebecca. So I guess we both lied about our heights, huh? The real question is who is the biggest liar between us? I said I was 5’4”, but I’m 9 feet exactly. How tall did you say you were? Yes, I remember what you said, but I want to hear you say it. I admitted my fraud, now it’s your turn, hehe. It’s only fair, come on! Wow. The 6 foot tall Tinder man cops to being 3 feet tall. I think that makes you the bigger liar. Well, because you doubled your height. Sure, you added only three feet when I subtracted almost four feet, but you’re the one that doubled your height. I didn’t cut my height in half. Hmm, that is a good point. I guess I would only be four and half feet tall if I cut my height in half. Touché, little man. Out of curiosity, would have you swiped right on me if I had listed myself as 4’6”? Haha, I think you would have had a heart attack seeing this instead of a petite little girl. OK, yeah, you’re right. We’re getting too hung up on the height thing. Sure, I’d love to sit! Only problem is I picked this cafe thinking you were going to be a rather tall man, so I don’t think the seating here isn’t going to work for you. Oh no, please don’t be offended. The last thing I want to do is belittle you. I just want you to be comfortable on our first date, and in my opinion, this place is not remotely the vibe. Do you…agree? OK, cool! How about instead we just go back to my place, sit on the couch, order takeout and see where things go? Jeez, that came out a little bit forward, I’m sorry. It’s just that I--oh? You don’t mind? OK then. Away we go.”

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You both lied about your respective heights on Tinder. She's a giantess, not an average-sized woman. And you're extremely vertically challenged, not a 6 foot hunk. Can mutual lying bring people closer?

Her caption:
“Oh my…! I was wondering what that tapping was on my thigh! Is that really you, Jason? Mhmm. And yes, I’m really Rebecca. So I guess we both lied about our heights, huh? The real question is who is the biggest liar between us? I said I was 5’4”, but I’m 9 feet exactly. How tall did you say you were? Yes, I remember what you said, but I want to hear you say it. I admitted my fraud, now it’s your turn, hehe. It’s only fair, come on! Wow. The 6 foot tall Tinder man cops to being 3 feet tall. I think that makes you the bigger liar. Well, because you doubled your height. Sure, you added only three feet when I subtracted almost four feet, but you’re the one that doubled your height. I didn’t cut my height in half. Hmm, that is a good point. I guess I would only be four and half feet tall if I cut my height in half. Touché, little man. Out of curiosity, would have you swiped right on me if I had listed myself as 4’6”? Haha, I think you would have had a heart attack seeing this instead of a petite little girl. OK, yeah, you’re right. We’re getting too hung up on the height thing. Sure, I’d love to sit! Only problem is I picked this cafe thinking you were going to be a rather tall man, so I don’t think the seating here isn’t going to work for you. Oh no, please don’t be offended. The last thing I want to do is belittle you. I just want you to be comfortable on our first date, and in my opinion, this place is not remotely the vibe. Do you…agree? OK, cool! How about instead we just go back to my place, sit on the couch, order takeout and see where things go? Jeez, that came out a little bit forward, I’m sorry. It’s just that I--oh? You don’t mind? OK then. Away we go.”