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Published: 2015-09-27 10:33:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 47881; Favourites: 1246; Downloads: 504
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Description I discovered two things last night: that there is a lot of eating in Japanese food and that I am still a total f**king pig.
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megaspartan3456 [2023-06-04 05:25:41 +0000 UTC]

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megaspartan3456 [2022-12-24 00:08:43 +0000 UTC]

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Kitt-R-Beesley [2017-04-18 05:49:59 +0000 UTC]

i feel ya

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Iron1Fox [2016-12-21 08:47:58 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvrltP…

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RobinJH [2016-02-20 10:22:29 +0000 UTC]

Alas it only takes one bad piece of sushi/sashimi and you quickly regret it.

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DrV0dka [2016-02-04 21:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Just because it's all you can eat, does not mean you can eat it all!

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Fynarra [2016-01-03 23:50:14 +0000 UTC]

It's just a wafer thin mint, Mr. Creosote.

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RepublicofRavenswood In reply to Fynarra [2017-03-09 00:19:03 +0000 UTC]

god, I love that show

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HazelQurdrel [2015-12-16 15:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Always happened to me whenever I go to an all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ place...

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pharmmajor [2015-12-05 04:10:13 +0000 UTC]

Will he get a wafer-thin mint after he's finished?

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BlackAeronaut [2015-11-30 05:59:13 +0000 UTC]

Faved, just because this image is so fucking hilarious.

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CandiTheWildPig [2015-11-20 14:22:53 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, this is just like the first time I was at a Chinese restaurant with my father and there was a Dim Sun happening.

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Hawkbri [2015-11-17 19:15:29 +0000 UTC]

WHen I worked at an asian place, they heaped me up a HUGE bowl of soup, another of rice, another of meat, another of other things, with three tiny plates of soy, ginger, and the green stuff, which for the life of me I cannot recall! I avoided the green shit like it was the plague.

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RivisIndigoEmporium [2015-11-02 06:03:17 +0000 UTC]

    Bwaha.  We recently took my Dad out to an all-you-can-eat sushi place for his birthday.  We all binged, but we binged responsibly...?    

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Commodor-Richter [2015-10-27 20:10:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeap, like this little hamster,
Except that everything I eat go to my muscles.

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Meteorofbullshit In reply to Commodor-Richter [2015-11-10 22:51:48 +0000 UTC]

"oh then you have a big musclein the butt!"

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TheMarkofMark [2015-10-26 18:26:09 +0000 UTC]

When it comes to either Japanese or Korean food, I feel like I can eat those and never get full...that is until I actually get full.

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Dark-Lemur [2015-10-24 20:30:55 +0000 UTC]

Is all you can eat, not you eat all! No pay! Just go!

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blacklion68 [2015-10-17 20:11:50 +0000 UTC]

Just this last little tibbit Mr. Creosute...  

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NEPhotoGuy [2015-10-08 16:38:03 +0000 UTC]

...it's just a wafer-thin shrimp.

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CMVreud In reply to NEPhotoGuy [2015-10-11 06:58:55 +0000 UTC]

At least there be no dirty forks.

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LoneTiger [2015-10-05 14:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Honorable hamster is ready for Sumo training.

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JPG1789 [2015-10-02 22:50:54 +0000 UTC]

Screw sushi, the rest of the Japanese food is even better!

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Somdude424 [2015-10-02 22:36:49 +0000 UTC]

ALL YOU CAN EAT SUSHI YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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Undercurrent-32 [2015-10-02 12:36:02 +0000 UTC]

are you in japan right now? cause i got here just the other week, hiroshima.

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KitsuneDzelda In reply to Undercurrent-32 [2015-10-04 00:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Yknow I always found it kind of funny how Detroit and Hiroshima seemed to switch places prosperity wise over the years.  In World War II Detroit was a bustling town full of employed people, and Hiroshima was a crater due to the nuclear holocaust.  NOW, its Detroit that looks like a nuclear holocaust that hit it, and Hiroshima thats got all the business. XD Maybe they took all the jobs?

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netsurfer77 In reply to KitsuneDzelda [2016-06-08 04:12:26 +0000 UTC]

Um you do know the city is still uninhabitable right?
On the topic of the picture can I haz a hug sumo hami?

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Darth-BAW [2015-10-02 06:38:29 +0000 UTC]

I felt the same way my first trip to a sushi bar.

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sezmilthe2nd [2015-10-01 23:59:53 +0000 UTC]

So much stand-up echoing in my head right now.

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nyro1 [2015-10-01 19:07:46 +0000 UTC]

Whoa all you can eat I understand but it doesn't mean you can Eat At All

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Mavraster [2015-10-01 17:17:46 +0000 UTC]

You pig.

Keep going!  I want to see you explode in a most Mr. Creosote manner!

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warhammer2546 [2015-10-01 06:56:11 +0000 UTC]

In China if you finish your plate they'll consider it both impolite and as a challenge and will keep giving you food. Unless you're polite and let them know before the meal.

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warhammer2546 In reply to warhammer2546 [2015-10-01 06:57:46 +0000 UTC]

Actually, consider it as a general rule in Asia.

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general-simp [2015-10-01 04:42:09 +0000 UTC]

Care for a waffle thin mint....just a tiny little thin one.

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Koushoku-jin [2015-10-01 03:44:03 +0000 UTC]

JJ, it's not even the weekend and you're enjoying yourself neck-deep in sushi More wasabi!

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DawnZiarte [2015-10-01 00:44:51 +0000 UTC]

I know this feeling

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RHSC-Productions [2015-09-30 18:53:52 +0000 UTC]

Hey Jollyjack, you wanna freak out/impress a sushi shop....preferably one with Real Japanese behind the counter...make sure you are very hungry, walk in, sit down and to the Sushi Chef say "Zenbu". It basically means, I want one of everything you make.
-DP

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TheDarkDesert [2015-09-30 12:51:10 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Love this! You need to draw more of your hamster. He's awesome.

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Twinsnake-Coatl [2015-09-30 11:22:36 +0000 UTC]

There's no other way. You're either satisfied or they fail as hosts.

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dinshino [2015-09-30 05:04:30 +0000 UTC]

Ginger plum chicken all the way.

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Greenhooves [2015-09-29 04:14:38 +0000 UTC]

Just avoid the conveyor belt sushi and you'll be ok!

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MaKo85 [2015-09-29 03:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Challenge accepted!

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Delta-Pangaea [2015-09-29 00:05:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh, come on sir. It's just a little thin mint.

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dinshino In reply to Delta-Pangaea [2015-09-30 05:03:59 +0000 UTC]

"It is but wafer thin"

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quentinlars [2015-09-29 00:01:09 +0000 UTC]

lmao

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Deinomyte [2015-09-28 23:49:49 +0000 UTC]

what animal is it?

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Blackmoonlily [2015-09-28 23:32:27 +0000 UTC]

Woooo! All you can eat!

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IchiroADM [2015-09-28 23:03:31 +0000 UTC]

haha XDD
amazing~

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Cru-the-Dwarf [2015-09-28 21:19:59 +0000 UTC]

"Fuck off, I'm full."

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shanweeboy [2015-09-28 20:44:37 +0000 UTC]

What freaks me out are those places where the noodle lady stands over your shoulder and refills your dang bowl as you empty it. "Here...HAVE MORE!!! YOU'RE SIMPLY TOO THIN!!!"

Emperor preserve me...

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