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Kalathar-Nui In reply to ??? [2009-12-02 22:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Uhm.... *whistles in a completely not suspicious manner* yeah, let's hope for that...

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-02 22:53:31 +0000 UTC]

You can use it, can't you?...

*eppp*

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-02 23:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Not without serious injuries right now, forgot half the equipment

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-02 23:05:57 +0000 UTC]

For your magic? *quaking in boots*

"You wuss."

Shut the hell up Cortana!

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-02 23:15:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... right now I can only cloak the ship with some effort or heal/repair stuff, anything else might kill me

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-03 17:02:04 +0000 UTC]

That still sounds really scary!

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-03 17:06:46 +0000 UTC]

You should see a combined attack... hell, it could make you withstand a glassing laser head on with no damage whatsoever

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-03 17:11:06 +0000 UTC]

I can do that already. A covanent excavation beam has little to no effect on me.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-03 20:51:40 +0000 UTC]

can you REDIRECT the beam back at the ship using only one finger?

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-04 09:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Nope. I just fire my really big guns at it and blow it half to hell.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-04 14:05:14 +0000 UTC]

what's the point in that? there's no humiliation in destroying them with their own weapon xD

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-04 17:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Because its more fun using my (in comparative size) tiny gun to blow the ba-jesus out of one of the previously most feared weapons of the war.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-04 19:45:06 +0000 UTC]

Actually they started because of a previous encounter with the flood and some weird snad-based lifeforms

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-05 00:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Ok. Well all i know is i can beat them.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-05 05:15:40 +0000 UTC]

And knowing is half the battle, isn't it?

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-07 17:57:28 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Knowlege is power, and i know quite a bit.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-07 21:19:40 +0000 UTC]

Good for you, with your knowledge and mine, this will be easy as cake

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-08 09:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Gooooood...goooooood...

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-08 13:25:22 +0000 UTC]

So, where's the biggest laser gun?

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-08 19:27:45 +0000 UTC]

In orbit around Sol 3. It will punch a hole 1000km's wide in stars. However it's protected by the single largerest fleet in history, ever.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-08 21:00:47 +0000 UTC]

And how big would that fleet be?

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-08 23:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Thousands upon thousands of ships. You've seen things like err... an airport packed with people right?

Well times that by several thousand and you might be close.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-08 23:45:44 +0000 UTC]

........................................ only human ships?

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-10 22:29:44 +0000 UTC]

No, the human covanet alliance will be there in force, and then some.

It's comprised of numerous elites, grunts, a handful of hunters, some jackels and plenty of engineers. Equally occupying joint crew/tech ships. It won't be easy.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-11 03:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmmm..... I know what we can do.... although it will be trick

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-11 20:27:26 +0000 UTC]

Ok, try me.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-12 00:22:01 +0000 UTC]

We make a hugeass explosion right over there and then sneakily float by and into the facilities

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-13 13:43:07 +0000 UTC]

That could work there is a cartarinium processing facility on lunar (the moon) we could detonate an unscheduled nuke, that will get there attention.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-13 16:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Ok, we evacuate the people there then ker-splode the facility *takes out a Q-bomb* this will do

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-13 20:46:27 +0000 UTC]

No. You don't want a FLIMSY little Q-bomb. Try this *takes out a quatermass neutron pluse detonator*

This thing will get the attention of every ship in 27 systems.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-13 20:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Uuuuh, Q-bomb... TO THE EXTREME!!!

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-13 20:56:09 +0000 UTC]

That is tiny compared to a quatermass nuetron pulse detonator.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-13 22:27:17 +0000 UTC]

that's why I said TO HE EXTREME!!!!

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-14 08:52:03 +0000 UTC]

IT WON'T HOLD A CANDLE TO IT!!!!!

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-14 13:35:53 +0000 UTC]

Ok, so your thingy is WAAAAAY better than a Q-Bomb to the extreme, can we blow up the goddamn thing already?

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-15 08:55:15 +0000 UTC]

I already armed it, RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-15 13:19:26 +0000 UTC]

*epic run-and-jump-before-the-explosion-gets-you escape in progress*

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-15 18:56:06 +0000 UTC]

*zooms strait past you* Your way to slow! Na na na naa na na.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-15 20:42:24 +0000 UTC]

T__T··· *trips Will-116*

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-16 17:15:03 +0000 UTC]

*crash leaving a F***kin' big hole*

YOU-SON-OF-A...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-16 21:08:26 +0000 UTC]

*grabs him and throws him back into the ship, runs in, starts the engine and it basically looks like the escape scene from Halo 3*

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-16 21:29:39 +0000 UTC]

YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE!

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-16 22:12:55 +0000 UTC]

As if, then how am I gonna have so much fun again?

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-16 22:16:53 +0000 UTC]

Thats good to know.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-16 22:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Aye mate

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-16 22:25:44 +0000 UTC]

Right i'm busy on a project now so if you'll excuse me.

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Kalathar-Nui In reply to Will-116 [2009-12-16 22:46:57 +0000 UTC]

Go ahead

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Will-116 In reply to Kalathar-Nui [2009-12-17 17:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you and good bye.

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Ironblitz In reply to ??? [2009-11-09 19:28:25 +0000 UTC]

teeth from the nose to the rectum... I prefer being eaten by the head

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Preatori0us In reply to ??? [2009-11-09 15:33:06 +0000 UTC]

The "teeth from nose to rectum" descriptor made me lol.

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