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jollyjack β How to play Mercenaries 2
Published: 2008-11-03 16:54:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 84859; Favourites: 1062; Downloads: 1857
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Fun, but not as much as the original.Related content
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Still haven't finished the game.Β Wish I had after reading panel 8.
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well the game was pushed out 9 months early becuase ea is the devil
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Actually, the last panel is also kinda like Watch Dogs (another game you should probably do an HTP on), where you can just shoot a guy to virtually win the game. And then, you hear the real ending, which, to my frustration, was the same thing, but with the option to walk away. If you haven't played WD, it's pretty fun, even though it's kinda flawed. You should at least give it a try.
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5 and 6. Wished i could have used god mod on the xbox version like i did with the ps2 version. id go around in my Ambassador helicopter and just blow a whole lot of crap up.
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7, yeah i really felt that, its just so damn easy since they somehow accidentlyΒ run right into the path of my bullets
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The only thing i hate about the xbox version, is you cant store vechicles in your garage, you have to buy them and most of them arent avalible for purches, like that cool civilian car that looks like a street race car
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they still need to make a 3 >.> i love this series...
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The studio that made them closed.
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nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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call me Michael Bay but the only reason I played the game was so I could blow up shit.
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Step 7: My face when Skyrim
*Halt! You have commited crimes against skyrim and her ppl!*
Me: Meh, Ill pay off that murder later.
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"AAAAAAAHM A LUMBER-JACK AN' AHM OH-KAY"
Cracks me up everytime I see it.
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I fuckin' love this game, never played the original though.
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I just want to thank you for randomly adding the lumberjack song. That is my husband's favorite random gag, and nobody ever knows what he's talking about. You rock.
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You get a cookie for the Serious Sam reference!
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And his ass stays ventilated throughout the experience. WELL PLAYED, SIR JOLLYJACK. WELL PLAYED.
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I sleep all night and work all day!
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I say pulling a trigger is better than Fire millions of times and dodge nukes that they manage to survive against.
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You know what i comment on this game? "Grand theft Auto goes to Iraq, or in this case, Venezuela".
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try comparing it to the ps2 version... effin waste of time
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I didn't know Mercs2 was on the Ps2.
I didn't think it COULD be on the Ps2.
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yeah, try it... ull see mercs2 on ps3 is QUITE awesome when u compare them both...
-spoiler- downgraded version of mercs 1... and even tho the first one is in korea and the second is in venezuela... u get that "good old dejavu feeling" in it
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he stole mah song. AH SKIP AN' JUMP AH LIKE TO PRESS WAHLD FLAWERS!! lol
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this game was great tho... idc if the ending sucked, the best part is going around killing every one after the game is beaten 
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Do i really Nuke a city in this game!?!?!? like the destroyable terrain wasn't enough...
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You forgot the whole "Bomb the living shit out of the AN - hey, they're bad guys, never mind they were saving civilians in the first game but we need to make a UNITED STATES IS EVIL allegory".
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Heh heh, you got a big bullet hole in your ass.
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My life needs more of these comics...
I wanna see more! D:
Prototype, Chaos Legion? <3
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lol
the ending is so funny
if you can do one about ff10,another game with a disturbingly crappy ending considering how well most of the game's story and visuals were made
love how he's still missing his but the whole comic
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lol jolly jack is a lumbah jack. and i thought you were so butch!
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"...the Products of Mother Nature"
LoLz I remember complaining a lot on how one can destroy fucking everything while trees seem to be made of the gods' metal in the last game
Yep, the last one was better, although I like the dialogue of the New one
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You forgot one important bit: Discover that every civilian in Venezuela is suicidal as they all jump out in front of you as you speed past in a vehicle.
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LOL reminds me of alot of the burnout games... im happiely driving on the wrong side of the road, NOT about to smash into the car infront of me, then BAM, he swerves into my lane, turning both our cars into pancakes... T_T
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and i ment the AI cars, not the real people... although alot of real people do that too
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You forgot 'Discover the really irritating GTA 4 style side missions which are fantastically easy to fail before being invited to retry.'
Really irritating missions seem to be in style for Sand Box games.
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I play this game since more than six weeks everyday and damn i LOVE your "How to"-Guide^^
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lolololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mercenaries 2 has nothing on the original. I typed in a cheat after completing the game for more nuclear bunker busters.. No I cant get the rest of the achievements?
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The 2nd is great, but could've done beter with making the storyline longer and the ending more complicated rather than hijaking a heli... IN THE FREAKING INSIDE OF A BUNKER!! HOW WOULD HE GET OUT?!?!?
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Oh god...laughing so hard...panel 3,4, 6, and 7 had me rolling...more so panel 7 cause I would always get the civilians JUMPING in front of my vehicle...like "Hello I'm on the road...you're not...don't move ONTO the road in front of me"...and when I got to the max amount of money you can get, I was literally saying "Oh well I can afford it" so that just had me laughing even hard cause it's so true.
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lol, I played both, and for me they're equally matched, considering each game has something cool the other doesn't ^_^
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