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Description Shooting Helga is the second stupidest thing you can do.

The first is: hanging around after you've done it.
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Comments: 295

GeminiJC [2014-03-17 16:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Wonder how she would fair against HUNK..

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The-Psychonaut [2013-11-21 22:02:07 +0000 UTC]

I could've sworn the first was not dropping velociraptors directly in their cages. The second being an expendable black guy standing in the way.

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S-2385 [2012-08-24 05:16:39 +0000 UTC]

bulletproof? -or- do the bullets just bounce off her extermely EPIC boobage?

either way shooting her is just going to piss her off




love it

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YoruHiyashinsu [2012-08-10 01:51:02 +0000 UTC]

I love the expression on her face as they fire on her, A mix of ".....da fuq?" and "Are you serious." Plus, you know. Bullets bouncing off large breasts. Always hot.

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soulvalor [2012-08-09 10:09:57 +0000 UTC]

I love it! More Helga!

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VictoryHero [2012-07-01 03:42:06 +0000 UTC]

Solider 1: Sir I don't think the bullets are working.

Solider 2: What makes you say that?

Solider 1: The look in her eyes.

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DavidCurser [2012-04-20 00:51:07 +0000 UTC]

why is she bulletproof?

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BADASSassin [2012-03-06 21:37:48 +0000 UTC]

i hope her clothes are not as invulnerable.

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Shag49931 [2011-12-06 18:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Rule for smart minions 101:

If you live in a world of bullet-proof people, be aware of who they are.... AND DON'T SHOOT AT THEM.

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FreshPrinceOfDrkness [2011-09-02 20:23:18 +0000 UTC]

But, then, You'd have to see the effect high caliber bullets would have on Her clothing! I'd wanna see, keeping in mind, I'd better be near a door, and have enough associates in front on Me so's I'd probably make it!

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icenose1997 [2011-08-25 22:54:53 +0000 UTC]

love this drawing!

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antcow [2011-08-24 14:15:50 +0000 UTC]

How about something sexy next?
Like pole dancing?
Oh,how about a backround story!

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Kokayi5 [2011-08-07 02:54:38 +0000 UTC]

She's a superhuman?

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lictor2006 [2011-08-05 12:14:18 +0000 UTC]

Shooting Helga (with a plain old gun) is the stupidest thing you can do.

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MightyMoose [2011-08-05 07:55:57 +0000 UTC]

mmm, i want one

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roue2005 [2011-08-05 00:16:52 +0000 UTC]

HELGA'S BACK! I've got it bad and it feels so good!

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Elfinwood [2011-08-04 04:09:42 +0000 UTC]

This picture is super sweet!

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GoreLoverd [2011-08-04 00:59:30 +0000 UTC]

When your clip is empty, you better hope I'm dead!

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Dartagnan72 [2011-08-03 06:53:01 +0000 UTC]

epic

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JasonShadow [2011-08-02 06:52:58 +0000 UTC]

Anyone said it yet? Too bad. Doing it anyway:
"GET BEHIND ME, DOCTOR!"

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luffy316 [2011-08-02 06:46:31 +0000 UTC]

so immune to bullets... but don't forget her weakness to wedgies!

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JoeCool87 [2011-08-02 00:19:25 +0000 UTC]

The title says TF2, but the picture feels more like V for Vendetta:
"No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."
In Helga's voice, of course, as she's flying down the hall.

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Kitsune7Ryuk [2011-08-01 14:59:29 +0000 UTC]

TF2 reference, nice.

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LittleOscuro [2011-08-01 11:28:13 +0000 UTC]

I heared you wanted to break up!? You sure about that!!??

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asymmetricarcher [2011-08-01 05:00:32 +0000 UTC]

I. Love. You. Marry me?

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hentailvrguy [2011-08-01 04:07:41 +0000 UTC]

shes bullet proof... and so are her clothes apparently! XD

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MasterZero [2011-07-31 18:45:44 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah, THATΒ΄S a woman |D

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aarpie [2011-07-30 15:54:37 +0000 UTC]

I love the "Oh no you DIDN'T!" look on her face lol

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GGJ2 [2011-07-30 10:07:15 +0000 UTC]

I assumed the first would be to stick your hand in her cleavage, or some other vulgar appendage! Apologies if this was said before.

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Yojulord [2011-07-30 04:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Awesome expression and pose on Helga!

I'd play more TF2 if she was in it, even if she was always on the opposing team

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D3V1L-1N-73H-D3741L5 [2011-07-30 04:27:19 +0000 UTC]

I can almost hear the internal monologue: "Hurr hur, thank goodness for jiggle phys-OHSHITSHITSHITSHITSHI-!!"

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SisterBlight [2011-07-29 22:16:18 +0000 UTC]

I'm thinking this would be the awesome basis for a comic book. (And that a very unlucky shot would be deflected from one breast to the other and then back at the shooter...)

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killerdanielx [2011-07-29 19:31:41 +0000 UTC]

uhhh yea were going toneed bigger bullets

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Cenaris [2011-07-29 09:33:46 +0000 UTC]

Y'know, this would make an awesome cover page for a graphic novel, like how Helga (obvious not talking so she relies on visual cues and body language) meets Jack the Hamster and they plot easily foiled but fun to hatch plans for world domination.
The blurring around the edges of the image also give off a "heated"action effect like you get in some First Person Shooters when your get shot.

Overall this looks especially professional, like it's promotional material for a big media project.

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faithnomoriano [2011-07-29 03:09:31 +0000 UTC]

her clothes aren't bulletproof...so thsat why they keep shooting.

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NemisiswillNIL8U [2011-07-29 02:09:39 +0000 UTC]

Does that mean she likes it rough?

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goldenavatar [2011-07-28 17:47:46 +0000 UTC]

If she's bullet proof it's a good bet she's fireproof as well, but are her clothes, I wonder.

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Leonpelaez [2011-07-28 16:47:22 +0000 UTC]

at least they died with a great view.

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s71ckfana71c99 [2011-07-28 13:27:05 +0000 UTC]

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TheHiveTyran [2011-07-28 08:48:38 +0000 UTC]

it's good time to run COWARD !

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Madpredator [2011-07-28 03:01:20 +0000 UTC]

"Bring the bazooka!"

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StarCentury [2011-07-28 02:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh boy, this situation could turn out very ugly for these soldiers. I have a feeling Helga's not gonna hold back at all.

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LunarwingsArt [2011-07-28 02:05:02 +0000 UTC]

Wow the angle and action are great!

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cre8DV8gr8 [2011-07-28 01:50:42 +0000 UTC]

i love the description... HILARIOUS!

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Gaston25 [2011-07-28 01:27:15 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, very cool!

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Yue-neko [2011-07-28 00:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Helga is such a badass. cx

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YagamiJase1800 [2011-07-28 00:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Wait. That doesn't make sense. Wouldn't shooting her be the first mistake, then hanging around afterwards being the second mistake?

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TsawlaEltuTsamsiyu [2011-07-27 23:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Total badass!

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Deathwings01 [2011-07-27 23:24:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeaaaaah...while she's definitely bulletproof, I don't think her clothes are. XD

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BrainDigger [2011-07-27 22:14:20 +0000 UTC]

I'm just wondering... They're SURROUNDING her... and shooting... so basically... they're standing in a CIRCLE and firing... that means... the shots are going towards... THE MIDDLE.... erm... They're not exactly the brightest stormtroopers, are they...?

...I don't remember the English military term for accidentally shooting your own forces.

This is great work... Though, you didn't clean up the outline on the troopers she's carrying... and I think that if you drew the squashed bullets flying off of her body, it would've been super awesome.

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