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Y'know what Christmas needs? More influence from Frank Frazetta.Related content
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Has a Terry Pratchett Vibe.Β Β Hogfather?Β Β
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there is this game called smite ( 3 person dota with gods) were zeus has a santaskin iirc ..
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I wanna see this guy coming done my chimney. I'd be waiting for him!
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Can we get Blizzard to buy this concept from you as a skin for Daddy Reinhardt?
Oh, & JollyJack? I blame you for my love of beefy folk.. Zarya & Reinhardt sandwich, please & thank-you.. XD
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Ho ho Hell no. π. Better be on his good list
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"Santa, what is good in life?"
"To crush the chestnuts. To see reindeer driven before you. To hear the jingle of the bells."
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All we need is an eyepatch and Santa really would be Odin XD
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he didn't get those abs drinking milk & eating cookies.Β
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This picture is everything I aspire to be.
Santa the Barbarian: Ho Ho Homicide
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Well, traveling around the worl is no easy task...
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Funny thing is, one of the highlights of the actual story of Saint Nickolas was at the Council of Nicaea, where he fought off a streetfull of heretics to a standstill with his bare fists. Β Another where he was allowed to take as much wheat for a town as he could carry in a single lift (to feed a starving village, of course), and he took what amounts to 300lb of wheat off the boat in one carry.
Coca-Cola made him fat, but like Buddha, he was actually turbo fit.
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That.Β Is.Β Priceless.
I thought he fought the heretics with a chunk of anthracite, though.
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Psh, of course not. It's Dancer. Nobody cared about him since the sex change.
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Instead of lumps of coal, he gives the bad kids lumps.
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What doesn't need more influence from Frank Frazetta?
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Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Take their milk and cookies.
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Your reply fills me with joy.
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hes not gonna come down my chimney .... hes gonna knock my entire frigin house down
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Wow. That's the most macho impression of Santa Claus ever.Β
BVV
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Mr Jackson you've done it again I'd hate to be on this guy's naughty list...
Speaking of naughty sexy elves bro
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It's a shame he didn't crush Trump, Hillary, Teresa may, Putin, and Kim Jong Un (along with his handlers) with his sack for Christmas.
The one on his back, ya pervs.
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'I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!'
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Its not in stockings where he places the coal.
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