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Published: 2011-02-12 10:36:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 4542; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 37
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Description See? SEE?! Nick healing Ellis obviously means he has the hots for him and it means nothing about them trying to survive a zombie apocalypse! And of course Ellis totally wants to have sex with Nick after he gets healed by him!

Yeah, just me making fun of Nellis again. And hey, if you fangirls get mad, I'll just say "Don't like don't look". cuz it's not like you guys never say that.
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LadyRelena000 [2014-04-06 22:50:49 +0000 UTC]

You know, It's fine to not like Nick x Ellis as a paring, everyone is allowed to have their viewpoints and while I personally don't mind them as a couple (if there is a story makes sense), I do admit that rabid fangirls are fucking stupid.

That aside however, seeing that you're a part of a group dedicated to hating them as a romantic possibility leads me to believe that you don't actually hate the fangirls lack of rationality/reasons for liking that paring but just hate the paring because it's popular and homosexual.

As much as I think fangirls are obnoxious idiots that have stupid reasons for liking the shit they like, I have yet to see them forcing their opinions onto others or try to convince the populaces that Nick and Ellis are somehow a canon paring. Most of them seem just seem content in making semi uncomfortable and creepy artwork of them together, and that's about it.

And speaking of creepy and uncomfortable artwork - I also have yet to seeΒ an Anti Ellis x Zoey group out there (since most people who hate EllisxNick seem to love EllisxZoey), and if by some chance there is one, then they're just as retarded and hate spreading as your Anti-NickxEllis club.

Point being, making a comic about how stupid fangirls are for liking NickxEllis and being a part of an Anti club destroys whatever objective credibility you may have had about rabid fangirlsΒ and just makes you seem like a whining homophobic ass. Pure and simple.

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Stitchlovergirl96 In reply to LadyRelena000 [2014-04-07 14:28:59 +0000 UTC]

This picture is 3 years old. People still get pissy over old things? It's silly.

If people can have opinions, he has every right to be apart of a group against it. I mean, why is it fair that people can have over 10+ pro groups for it but he can't be in just one anti-group? He can despise both fangirls and the pairing, I hate the fangirls and the pairing too. There is absolutely no romantic tension between Ellis and Nick, cause yeah, being in a zombie apocalypse makes me wanna bang the guy I'm trying to survive in a group with.Β 

Also, disliking a fictional paring is not homophobic. There is a HUGE difference between real gay love, and shipping 2 guys from a fictional work that clearly only show friendship towards each other or even bitter hatred. I literally do not understand why yaoi tards use that "If u h8te mah paring ur a homophobe." logic. Cause it makes no sense at all.

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Joosh-Face In reply to LadyRelena000 [2014-04-07 14:13:32 +0000 UTC]

Dude, I made that pic three years ago. Nellis was a lot more prominent and I couldn't look up Left 4 Dead at all without seeing it everywhere. Whether it's true now or not. I have no idea, I don't look at L4D fanart anymore. I'm not homophobic at all, I'm in full favor of gay rights. And I don't just hate yaoi pairings for being stupid, I hate them when they make no sense. But that goes for hetero pairings too. Just pair this guy/gal with this guy/gal for little to no reason and bam. But I've stopped caring about this pairing long ago. Yes I know I'm in that group, but I just never bothered to leave it. I aim my hatred towards bronies now anyway.

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jadedalexiel [2012-04-15 05:58:24 +0000 UTC]

Hey, both can happen, minus the retarded conversation though 'cause seriously who does that? O.o

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Joosh-Face In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-15 10:12:23 +0000 UTC]

I bet there's some fanfics out there that are like this picture.

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jadedalexiel In reply to Joosh-Face [2012-04-16 10:36:14 +0000 UTC]

you know the sad thing is? I can't actually deny that. Knowing a raving fangirl's mind, it's not far from reality =.=

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Joosh-Face In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-16 22:35:06 +0000 UTC]

I thought as much. >_>

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ZANe-The-Damned [2012-01-21 03:07:20 +0000 UTC]

THIS. IS. EPIC Lol and Will you really be ma buddy???? ahah

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Joosh-Face In reply to ZANe-The-Damned [2012-01-21 07:40:14 +0000 UTC]

Uhm, I guess?

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ZANe-The-Damned In reply to Joosh-Face [2012-01-21 16:44:42 +0000 UTC]

Aha on your signature thingy it says something like 'I'm your friend deal with it' sooooo I wanted to see if you would sorry I'm stupid haha

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Joosh-Face In reply to ZANe-The-Damned [2012-01-21 20:57:37 +0000 UTC]

No worries.

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Sucidalknife [2012-01-14 18:27:02 +0000 UTC]

Lmfao, I support Nellis but this made me laugh.

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Joosh-Face In reply to Sucidalknife [2012-01-14 20:28:42 +0000 UTC]

Fair enough. I hate the damn pairing tho.

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ShmerinScribbles123 [2011-12-06 20:38:11 +0000 UTC]

Bahahahahahahahahaha!

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Joosh-Face In reply to ShmerinScribbles123 [2011-12-06 20:43:37 +0000 UTC]

... cool comment there.

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ShmerinScribbles123 In reply to Joosh-Face [2011-12-07 02:30:46 +0000 UTC]

yep... <.< >.> <.< i'm gonna go now

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Joosh-Face In reply to ShmerinScribbles123 [2011-12-07 21:09:17 +0000 UTC]

Bye.

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Themonsterinsideme [2011-11-21 01:46:44 +0000 UTC]

ima fangirl (YESMOM) but this is funny ass shit

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Joosh-Face In reply to Themonsterinsideme [2011-11-21 02:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Good for you.

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Themonsterinsideme In reply to Joosh-Face [2011-11-28 00:54:13 +0000 UTC]

BAH trollololol

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tanglecoal [2011-10-25 02:54:37 +0000 UTC]

I still can't believe that fangirls think of this.
It makes me embarrased to be a fangirl...

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Joosh-Face In reply to tanglecoal [2011-10-25 02:57:21 +0000 UTC]

As long as you're not a crazed yaoi fangirl, it's fine.

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tanglecoal In reply to Joosh-Face [2011-10-25 03:00:48 +0000 UTC]

Thank God I'm not...!

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Joosh-Face In reply to tanglecoal [2011-10-25 03:03:32 +0000 UTC]

Yay.

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StolenLights [2011-10-12 09:54:41 +0000 UTC]

I can relate despite being a fan of the pairing. Fangirls take things too far, I swear.
Although I guess I'm guilty enough for liking the pairing too

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Joosh-Face In reply to StolenLights [2011-10-12 22:49:24 +0000 UTC]

Fair enough...

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Looshk [2011-09-17 15:06:34 +0000 UTC]

And man 90% of the yaoi I see has don't like don't look plastered all over it XD

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Looshk [2011-09-17 15:05:41 +0000 UTC]

I like Nellis but I know their game relationship is bromance <3 Lolz this did make me giggle tho XD

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jadedalexiel In reply to Looshk [2012-04-15 06:00:22 +0000 UTC]

every game relationship is bromance darlin' or else these manufacturers and creators of said games are going down the drain. that's just how it works. hahahaha.

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Looshk In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-15 20:59:59 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't say it'd 'go down the drain' if a few people decided to include gay/bi/lesbian characters...

Theres a shit storm going on because some old fashioned a holes are having heart attacks because in one of EA's Star Wars games you COULD have a GENUINE gay relationship in it XD

It's not that the game would go to shit, it's just people being seriously fucking old fashioned -_-'
Gay people like video games too (obviously) and with the population of people who are gay going up eventually video games developers are gonna have to jump on the band wagon.

I mean tv shows and movies do it the next natural step would be video games right? Obviously not all of them but some most likely will

And if/when you next respond to be it'd be nice if you dropped the condescending tone sweetie.

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jadedalexiel In reply to Looshk [2012-04-16 01:17:39 +0000 UTC]

I swear I didn't mean to sound condescending. I apologize it came off that way. I guess the my agitation at "something else" came through to the way I type? LOL. Anyway, seriously sorry. The last thing I wanna do is be all condescending to a fellow supporter. (I ship them in a bromance fashion too.)

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Looshk In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-16 13:50:00 +0000 UTC]

Then I'm sorry too! I obviously took you up wrong! It's hard to say through text how people are feeling sometimes!

I love them in both a romantic sense & just as good old Nick & Ellis kicking ass 'n' taking names

I enjoy them as a couple but I know that their canon relationship is bromance and nothing more ^__^ some people are kind of scarily obsessive to the point where they LOOK for things to point to them having more than just a friendship.

Don't get me wrong I love yaoi & love them as a pairing, but we'd all be fooling ourselves to say they're in a romantic relationship. (In the canon version of things anyway!) XD

I will say though sometimes the yaoi fans really are working off of something such as in Kingdom Hearts Axel & Roxas that line where Axel said 'He makes me feel like I have a heart' I'm sorry but I cannot take that up as anything BUT romance...

Whats your opinion of it? Are you a yaoi fan or do you hate it or whats your view?

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jadedalexiel In reply to Looshk [2012-04-17 02:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Yep, it sure is. There's really no telling how the person is feeling through text. Unless of course there's an abusive use of capslock and exclamation marks, then you'd be left thinking whether the person is mad or just excited. LOL.

Romantic and Bromantic, heck even them always bantering is always a good time for me. Though I do am not that keen on the romance stuff unless it's realistic when it comes to fics. GEN fics and teamwork (I'm a sucker for teamwork fics) are more of like the kind of stories I read. Well, they sure are just friends in the gameplay, that's like blindingly obvious. There's a reason why there's the tag "AU" in Nellis stories that happen during the game O_o I mean, we know that they're not in a romantic relationship and well, at least for me I ain't pushing it. I read fic that I like, I favorite arts that I like, But I'm not gonna go through all the trouble of nitpicking every "moment" them two have together though. (no matter how much I giggle when they banter, I'm not gonna be shoving it to anyone's face that they're together and are getting down and doing the dirty, dirty)

As I don't really watch much anime (I only got hooked on One Piece 'cause of my brother) I really can't relate to that Kingdom Hearts stuff. I've heard of it, just didn't really watch it. I'm not much for anime. Didn't even realize what yaoi was until I got into a discussion with one of the deviants that hates Ellis and explained the term to me.

I don't know if I'm a "yaoi" fan, I have gay friends and am very supportive of them. I even find them cute, especially when they think I'm not looking and I get to catch a moment of tenderness between them couples. I like teasing them. Straight homophobic guys gets a frying pan to the face if I see them insulting my frieds, but I don't really what you call it, fangirl. I like gay movies, but I'm not about to go label every straight movie I see as secretly 'gay'.

I do see the appeal with Nellis though, I support them yeah just because their backgrounds weren't really that detailed and you can take wherever idea you want with the (same thing I do with Rochelle and Francis. I think it's the fact that they banter? Like Nick and Ellis that holds the appeal I have for them)

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Looshk In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-19 11:55:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! I like the craetivity that goes into people putting them into stories regardless of the context...
I have read some brilliant stories where theyre mates & where they're lovers I've also read some terrible stories where they're mates & where they're lovers...

I suppose it doesn't matter to me what context they're in as long as the story is interesting!
I do have a little soft spot for them together though something about them together romantically is just... Awesome XD (In my opinion anyways )

Ah jeez I reckon I have more gay friends than hetero friends XD lolz my taste in what I read & my real life situations don't really cross, if that makes any sense...? In the real world as in friends and stuff their business is their business and their sexual orientation is nothing to do with anyone but them... However if someone got mouthy and bitchy over them being gay I wouldn't hesitate to give them a punch in the mouth! Don't mind people disliking yaoi like whatever like it's just a type of story that I enjoy! But hating people for being gay isn't okay and I don't see the sense in it at all... Like how does it effect anyone but the people involved in the relationship? XD I never have & never will understand

Yeah I like seeing different sides of things! And yaoi is just another way to look at another 2 characters at least thats how I see it ^__^

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MrBubby [2011-09-14 20:44:35 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha! I'd agree, alto I'm a member of a Nellis group. Always seen them with "brotherly love" thought. Never sexual. If one should try to kiss the other it would probably end with a shovel to the face.

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jadedalexiel In reply to MrBubby [2012-04-16 02:12:25 +0000 UTC]

speaking of shovel. I saw that 1 fanart of Ro making Ellis look at a Nellis fic I reckon and he went all "Nick did WHAT with my WHAT?!" and then Nick came into the room and Ellis was all shuddering and shit and Nick went "What's the matter with you" and tried to touch him, but got an axe to the face XD man oh man, that was funny as shit.

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MrBubby In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-16 09:49:39 +0000 UTC]

Holy, I remeber that, must have seen it too.

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jadedalexiel In reply to MrBubby [2012-04-16 10:30:17 +0000 UTC]

It was hilarious and Ro sure is devious. She doesn't get much love. I do love that girl and ya know, being a reporter and a producer, Valve didn't do her character much justice.

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Joosh-Face In reply to MrBubby [2011-09-14 22:11:02 +0000 UTC]

Coolness. Although it's not Nellis if they're just friends. XD

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MrBubby In reply to Joosh-Face [2011-09-15 19:00:47 +0000 UTC]

True, so true. Then its just "Nick and Ellis".

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Joosh-Face In reply to MrBubby [2011-09-15 21:54:50 +0000 UTC]

Indeedy. 8D And that's just what they are. Love/hate friends. I don't mean gay love BTW, more like, friend love.

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jadedalexiel In reply to Joosh-Face [2012-04-15 06:01:44 +0000 UTC]

I ship them in a romantic way, a friendly way, a brotherly way, guess I'm just that flexible but yeah, some fangirls do take it TOOOO far. I cringe at some of the sappiness happening in fic and arts which always results in me saying "moving on"

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Joosh-Face In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-15 10:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Yep, pretty much. I just hate shipping entirely.

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jadedalexiel In reply to Joosh-Face [2012-04-16 02:13:56 +0000 UTC]

You're gonna make Jack Sparrow cry matey He does love his ships. LOL.

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Joosh-Face In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-16 04:54:41 +0000 UTC]

Poor Jack Sparrow. XP

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jadedalexiel In reply to Joosh-Face [2012-04-16 10:32:28 +0000 UTC]

I suddenly had the urge to look up Jack Sparrow pictures all of a sudden earlier 'cause of ou conbo and then got explicit yaoi nude manipulations with him and Orlando to the face. I could have lived life without having seen that. I need to clean my eyes.

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Joosh-Face In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-16 22:35:27 +0000 UTC]

Ewwww. :<

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jadedalexiel In reply to Joosh-Face [2012-04-17 02:02:44 +0000 UTC]

I acknowledge your pain

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Joosh-Face In reply to jadedalexiel [2012-04-17 21:28:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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narfga99 [2011-08-07 07:35:29 +0000 UTC]

i completely agree with this josh dude ..... but ... not all nellis fans are bad ... some are just in it for their brother thingy ( BUT SOME ONLY CARE BOUT SEX !!! WELL TAKE MY ADVICE YOU HORMONAL BITCHES !!! GO OUTSIDE AND FUCK A BOY PROSTITUTE !!! GET A JOB !!! A LIFE !!! OR SUCK A DICK OR SOMETHING !!!! INSTEAD OF SITTING IN YOUR ASS WITH A NICE CUP O' SHIT AND GOING GAGA OVER GAY PORN !!!

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