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Published: 2011-10-03 08:41:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 20494; Favourites: 136; Downloads: 121
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Request.Tai Lung and Master Tigress, from Kung Fu Panda.
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You're welcome, my friend.
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I take it Tai Lung hasn't learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll yet?
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TL - Hello. You came for another challenge?
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Kai: perhaps if you're up for another match same as beforeΒ
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TL *nod* - Sure, I can do that.
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Kai: hope you've learned from last timeΒ
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TL - Oh, yes, I've done.
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Kai: then afterwards I want to see if I can surpass tigressesΒ
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Tigress *nod*- You can try.
TL - But first, you fight me.
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TL is ready for the fight now.
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Kai: ready as you'll ever be
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TL nods and gets his fight stance.
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The match starts, and TL goes for body shots.
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Kai: (blocks them) nice try
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TL smirks and continues attacking.
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(Is it a martial arts match or boxing)
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(Oh I figured something they both know well)
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Tigress then boxes Po, who wants to become the champ. If Tigress wins the match, Po will have to agree to say that females are inherently better kung fu masters. If Po wins, Tigress has to say he's the greatest kung fu master of all time.
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They fight 12 rounds, and Tigress defeats him by K.O.Β
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I think they would make a great couple, what do you think?
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Tigress- Well, you'll lose to a tigress.
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TL - You're still a female, who are unfit to be warriors.
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Tigress- You're unfit to be out of a jail cell.
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*My next comment is tangentially related to the pic, but relates to the void theory*
Tai Lung, appears in a burst of light.
TL - Vengeance will be mine!
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TL - ... But first... how long was I out of here?
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Yep. Or at least being condescending.
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TL - I can't believe you fell for that idiot. Even you, must have some standards.
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Tigress- That 'idiot' is ten times the Kung Fu Warrior you'll ever be, and a 100 times better than you in about anything else.
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TL is carried away in a stretcher.
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Po-your getting better and pretteri every day Tigress
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Tigress *grin* And more passionate for you.
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Tigress and po kiss
the end
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Alright you 2 it round 5 let keep this clean still. No hitting below the belt and no dirty tr- *gets cut off by a hook from Tai Lung but does not seem to be fazed by it but then 5 seconds later ends up flopping onto the mat *Ric flair style* with a bloody mouth and the match goes on with out a ref*
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Tigress, angry for this, pummels Tai Lung until he's out cold.
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*next week was an interview and Hox respond to Tai Lung attack*
That attack well I except nothing more then a cheep shot I toke more then that, and I gave a lot more then that, you know what I see?
Lyra: No what do you see?
I see a kitten who can't take the words N.O and wants anything he wants a scroll he wants master said no, kitty gets mad and attacks and gets send to prison. Meanwhile we got Tigress who was raised and trained with the same man who raised him, and even though she was not given what she trained for it she accepted that fate and that I respect! She earned winning the queen of the ring! Also earned to face the champ Celestia!
Lyra: But that does not explain that cheep attack?
I know why hes mad he did not get the chance to face Celestia, am done here.
*match card*
Luna Vs Tai Lung
Coco Vs Peach
Main event
Aj Vs Tigress
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Luna gives Tai Lung a very one-sided beating until he gives up.
Coco defeats Peach.
AJ, barely, manages to defeat Tigress.
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*next week match card*
Coco Vs Luna
Aj Vs Tai Lung
Big Mac Vs Discord
Main Event
Celesta vs Peach
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