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Warmonga (Kim Possible) about to fight with Tini (Ben 10).
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so Warmonga, how did you manage to surivve your failed invasion of earth and what happen to you afterwards
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Warmonga- I had an instant clone ready; the moment I died, my conscience and memories got transferred there. I still remember what dying feels like. *shrugs* Anyway, I couldn't return to my planet with the ships destroyed, so I made a deal with the Earth's governments to stay here and share alien knowledge and do some 'hero' stuff.
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so how do you get along with Kim and Ron and what do they think of you now?
Warmonga-well it diffcult to say how they feel about me or how i feel about them.
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WM- Because, obviously, they remember me as an enemy, and not ANY enemy, but a galactic conqueror. I respect them as warriors, but I'd still be wary in their presence.
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Interviewer-how are you adjusting to life on earth Warmonga?
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WM- It's a bit... difficult for me; when I'm not in a mission, I'm staying mostly at your military bases, since the regular population might not fully accept me.Β
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WM-They wouldn't like the alien who tried to conquer them walking among of them. even my involvements with Kim and Ron are mixed. though Ron did show me some Earth entertainment. I usually watch tv to help me understand humans interaction betterΒ
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WM- Of course, I usually don't watch it alone; I need some person with me (usually a soldier) to tell me which shows are fiction and which ones are close to reality. I mean, I used to think your classic horror and monster movies were documentaries.Β
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Interviewer-What happen to that other alien you were with, Warhock?Β
WM-There was no clone of him. There would only be a clone of him if enough of his body was intact but it wasn't so there wasn't any copy of him when we were defeated by the true great blue
Interviewer-The True great blue? are you talking about Ron?
WM-yes i amΒ
Interviewer-Please explainΒ
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WM- It's an old prophecy in my planet, about the great Blue Warrior that would bring Lowardians to victory... what we didn't get is that he brought that victory FOR Earth. It was quite the surprise.
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Interviewer-What did Ron had to say that you believe that he was the True Great Blue?
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WM- He isn't that much into 'prophecies', but he admits it's kinda... weird... that he ended getting these powers. *shrugs* He still has this 'Never be normal' thing, so...
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WM-I tried to talk to him for him to help understand the human way and concept of living on earth. and it been with mixed successΒ
Interviewer-is it because of how you tried to conquer earth
WM-That and how i am misunderstanding several human as Ron puts it "Figures of speech"
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WM- Humans often use metaphors, sarcasm, comparisons and the like, while my race is more 'literal'. When I heard someone 'fired' an employee, at first I thought this guy was blasted out of a huge weapon, or literally covered in fire.
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WM-I'm also enjoying some human food. Ron has introduce me to a food invention of his own, the Naco. it is delicious and better than any food i've ever tasted on my home worldΒ
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WM- Mostly because my world's food is very... bland; we focus on nutrition rather than flavor.
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WM-I only say bland now because i've just start tasting earth food and it realize that it had something that i didn't realize my world's food didn't have.Β
Interviewer-so what about Drakken and Shego, how are your interactions with them now?
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WM- I still don't like Drakken that much, since he pretty much used me the first time I came to Earth... even it that was partially my fault. As for Shego, I respect her as a fellow warrior.
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WM-We don't talk very much. but i do recall that i'm enjoying some human entraintment. like when Ron show me this human sport called "Wrestling". I rather enjoy watching it.Β
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WM- I'd like to practice it, but, again, not many humans have the raw strength to grapple with me.
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WM-usually there Shego and her brother Hego but Shego doesn't like to talk me and hego says he won't fight me because he simply just doesn't trust me. Not that i blame him.
Interviewer-what other human activities have you done in the meantime?
WM-Well like i said before most of the time i simply watch Television. I do enjoy those what the humans call science fiction. several of the aliens on their tv and movies look almost exactly like creatures i've fought against before.Β
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WM- Apparently many of these shows' writers were good in Science when they were in school, so they have a general idea of alien biology depending on their planets, even when doing it without a real reference.
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WM-Through Kim did say that it also the likeiness that it just a huge coincidence that the fictional aliens they create are surprisingly to real creatures.
the end
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And they start pummeling each other.
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Cody and Ron cheer them on
Cody-25 dollars on winning girlfriend
Ron-you just lost 25 dollars dude
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Warmonga manages to win.
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Cody-okay then i'll play you your 25 dollars. guess my ladies cant always win
Ron-no they cantΒ
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Tini-so WM Where did you and ron go out on your first date
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WM- His friend Wade got us a plane ride to a nice, private spot in a mountain, and we had a picnic followed by a passionate night.
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WM-ron has proven to be a much better lover than any man i been with on my home planetΒ
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WM- It helps that Ron doesn't just do 'passion' but also 'romance'; most guys in my planet don't do that.
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Tini-really? can you and ron ever have children together
WM-Yes we canΒ
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Tini- Well, that's very good. *smiling*
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Tini-how did you two figure out that you can have kids with ron
Warmonga-the same way you found out you could have children with cody
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Tini- Just some little genetic research to see if the species were compatible, right?
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Tini-it suprising through that our children will just be hyprid of our species
WM-Yeah, ron also ask how my species pregnances works different from a human female's pregnancyΒ
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WM- In my case, it's a very short pregnancy; just 5 months.
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WM-Also we get a small bump when we pregnant but it protected so we can still fight even while heavily pregnantΒ
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WM- We usually wear body armor through pregnancy.
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WM-Meaning we can still fight even if were only a month away from giving birthΒ
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WM - Of course, I still would be careful and avoid fighting unless it's necessary.
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WM-By the way I've started on an alien girl model company also
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Tini *pause* Sounds like a good hobby.
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WM-Yeah i guess my body is very attractive to even human males. and it a good thing to do when i'm not fighting
Tini-maybe i should be an alien model too
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Tini- I'd do better with other aliens.. after all, your face is very close to an attractive human female's, while mine, well, the extra eyes and fangs make me look like a humanoid spider. Not many human guys would feel attracted.
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WM-why thank you and despite your face your still very attractive, there are men on my planets who would considered you a supermodel and if cody can see past your alien features it means you a great person
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Tini- Heh... thanks for that.
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