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Published: 2008-06-09 17:38:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 3584; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 16
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Sequel to the '
erils of Mary Pitstop' pic. Mary has enough of Max's speech and gives him a lesson.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sequela de '
erils of Mary Pitstop'. Mary se harta del discurso de Max y le da una lecciΓ³n.COPYRIGHT.
Mary Melody, Montana Max - WB
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With all due respect to Emeril, all I can say is, "BAM! Tiff Pitstop takes it up a notch to foil Hooded Koopa's plans!"
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HeΒ΄s taking somebit of his own "medicine"!
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Mary- And a full dose, no less!
BOOM!
Max- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARGH! Pain! Agony! Oh, my... make it stop!
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I hope that you learn be a good boy after this,Max!
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Max- SHUT UP AND CALL ME A DOCTOR!
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Hey 911,a bad guy called Max are needing of help!
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(Max ends in the hospital with severe burnts and injuries)
Max- I shouldn't have done it... next time, I'll not use ropes but chains.
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If I were you,IΒ΄d forget this idea Max.Mary can use the chains to beat up you!
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Max *gulping* Yeah... I've actually seen her breaking chains apart when angry.
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Max,my dude,accept my advice:forget Mary,search by a sweet girl and fix a date with her!
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Max- I don't want to date Mary; I just want to beat her. I'm a toon villain, and it's humiliating that a secondary character like her always defeats the show's main villain, namely me.
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Max,you donΒ΄t understand me.
I said that you should seach by other girl,NO Mary!
Now,be defeated by the heroes is the fate of all toons villans!
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Max- Then, I'll abuse a non-hero girl. *grins evilly* That way, I can't lose.
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You really donΒ΄t learn!
DoenΒ΄t matter if are tied and gaged.Not-heroes girls in trouble attract heroes like honey attact flyes!
You will beaten again!
Good bruises for you,jerk!
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Max- Then, I'll need to beat them fast. *evil grin* Or even better, force them to be 'nice' with me.
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This way,you will make your situation became worst!
First,will be beaten by heroe that rescue the girl.Next,on the jail,the others prisioners will beaten you again...or worst!You can be sure:them NO WILL nice with you!
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Max- Mmm... that might be a problem.
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If you really wanna still on the wrong way,so do only a kidnapping and NO do nothing bad with your victim.
This way,your problems will smaller.
And your suffering too!
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Max- But... I have to be bad. I'm a villain. *sings* I'm a villain. Yes, a villain. I'm Lex Luthor's fan, 'cause I'm a villain. I'm a villain. A villain. I wish for James Bond's death; yes, I'm a villain...
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Who saind that you should be bad
You can be anything that you want!
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Max- But what I want to be is a villain!
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But what kind of villain
Them can be classified by kinds.
- The Fighters(e.g:Lobo,Bane,Rino,Bullseye)
The Rogues(e.g:Catwoman)
- The killer machines(Joker,Two Faces)
- The Leaders or Planners(Magneto,Lex Luthor,Penguin)
Others are good only like minions or sidekicks.
So,first you need know WHAT is your kind!
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Max- I can be a Leader or a Rogue, but sometimes I might try doing the Killer thing.
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You,a Leader?
Rogue? 
Now,a Killer?If I were you,IΒ΄d give up this.
Do you know that the Joker killed more than 2,000 people?That Lex Luthor(Yeah,is a Leader with a dark side!)order the murder of his own parents?Do you Β΄d have nerve for this Max?
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Max- Mmmm... I don't know; maybe I'll kill rabbits instead of people.
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Kill rabbits?
Max,this declaration show that you havenΒ΄t the real skill to be a killer!
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Max- Not if I go after toon rabbits. *evil grin* Roger Rabbit, Thumper, Buster and Babs Bunny...
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I donΒ΄t know Thumper.
However,Buster and Babs Bunny are more dangerous that look like and Roger Rabbit...well his wife a amazing babe,that will chase you like a hell bloodhund,if you hurt her husband!
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Max- Thumper is the rabbit from 'Bambi'. And yes, Buster and Babs are a pest. Roger Rabbit's wife... mmm... maybe I should destroy him and then go after that babe, conquering her with my money! *evil grin*
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Max,knowing that YOU destryed her belowed Roger,Jessica NO will interested in your money!
Her sole mind will be fuck you!
Her pretty face would be the last thing that you will see...before be sent to the hell!
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Max *gulping* Okay... killing Roger, out of the list. I'll limit to killing the other rabbits, and maybe do some other evil things, like fraud, industrial spyonage and so.
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Max,my dude:forget the rabbits.Any rabbit!
If I were you,IΒ΄d try the industrial spyonage.Can works.
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Max- Yes, but every villain needs a hobby; mine can be hunting.
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So,NO try hunt Buster or Babs,because them have a friend called Dizzy Devil.
If you hurt them,he will seek and finish with you!
I can until imagine the after-seek scene:the Dizzy Devil under a big tree,using some little bone of YOUR remains like toothpick.
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Max- Nah; I can bribe Dizzy to look some other way, or trick him into going somewhere while I hunt down those rabbits.
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Bribe or trick Dizzy?
Maybe you Β΄d have sucess.But is good keep in mind that those little monster is the youngester of a dangerous family!
And I still saying that Buster and Babs are menaces worst than looks.DonΒ΄t regret later,if you back with a lot of bruises!
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Max- I know from experience those rabbits are dangerous pests. And Dizzy's family isn't that dangerous... the one that scares me a bit is his mentor, Taz.
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Taz scares you only a little bit
DonΒ΄t lie,Max!
Confess the true:he scare you A LOT!
And no try deceive yourself:if someday Taz decide chase you,you will a dead man!
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Max- Well, Taz is one of my teachers at the Loo, so I don't think he'll break the 'don't eat the students' rule.
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Some rule forbid him of broke all bones of your body?
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Max- Not unless it's part of a routine and I have to take an anvil or a boulder on my head, and again, it would be part of a comedic routine so I'd recover in a matter of hours.
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But the pain on the attackΒ΄s moment still the same!
Now Max,tell me:Elmyra still chasing you?
If I remember well,she wanna be your girlfriend anyway!
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Max- Don't remind me. You know how hard is to know that the only girl that loves me no matter what is an ugly klutzy redhead?
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DonΒ΄t be so rude,Max!
Beside this,Elmyra can became a pretty girl,when she grow up!
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Max- Pretty? Yeah, right. *rolls his eyes* But... I have to admit she has some... certain charm I can't define...
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Yeah,Elmyra have a charm very... special!
Is like I said:wait more some years!Who know she no became a pretty and busty babe?
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Max- Nah, I've met her mother; she isn't exactly a beauty.
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Elmyra can become prettiest than her mom.
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