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NikBarinova [2011-08-11 01:27:49 +0000 UTC]

Taylor: Hulk Hogan??
Jason: BRAD PITT????
Demo:._. This is...
Krystal: Somewhat hot?...
(everyone looks at Krystel and there's an akward silence)

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Kaventsmann [2011-02-24 20:19:00 +0000 UTC]

what is about Van Damme?

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Alvin-Row [2011-01-01 06:52:42 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget Chuck Norris.

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Facumagia [2010-12-11 21:17:33 +0000 UTC]

U forgot Chuck Norris

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JPSpitzer In reply to Facumagia [2010-12-11 23:23:29 +0000 UTC]

In fact, I want him in a role similar to Bruce Willis in the first one.
Unfortunately, he is way too old to kick ass. He has seventy years old.

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Facumagia In reply to JPSpitzer [2010-12-12 17:53:09 +0000 UTC]

Fuck, he would kick some major asses with his Spining Kick

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nimibro [2010-12-11 14:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Mensah and Purcell are great additions, but i think that Ferringo did retire, but my main complaint is... Warrior? really? are they gonna be THAT desperate? i mean... the guy is a complete maniac! he also have no acting experience whatsoever. i mean, Jean Claude Van-Damme is actually quite a decent actor (he ahd a magnificent role in JCVD), also Antonio Banderas could work... but Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior? Hogan... maybe, Warrior definetly not.

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JPSpitzer In reply to nimibro [2010-12-11 15:32:46 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I was thinking alot for that spot, my short list was Vinnie Jones, Mark Valley, Stephen Lang, Sammo Hung and Roland Kickinger (maybe as Trench's brother o son), but you mentioned the Ultimate Warrior and I thought it might be funny to include him.

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nimibro In reply to JPSpitzer [2010-12-11 16:21:19 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i mentioned Warrior as a joke, because the dude is completley mad, i mean, everything he says is COMPLETLEY random and incoherent. he also tried to write a comic-book, which made no sense and failed miserably in sales. but Lang, Jones and Valley would be perfect. also, for Trench's son or daughter, maybe Tom Hardy if he's his son and Evangeline Lilly if it's his daughter?

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JPSpitzer In reply to nimibro [2010-12-11 22:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I know it was a joke and consider his presence there in the same way.

Tom Hardy would be great, but for the daughter I had thought of Alyssa Milano or Eliza Dushku, as both have already done that role years ago.
Alyssa on Commando and Eliza on True Lies.

I love Evangeline Lilly, she should be there somehow.

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nimibro In reply to JPSpitzer [2010-12-11 23:22:17 +0000 UTC]

it would be a funny in-joke to have him as a mentally ill member who shouts random stuff (explained as tourette in the film, but a joke on his insane ramblings in his wrestling "speeches") and has anger bursts, and evenrually reveals trench's team accidently. he goes apesh*t screaming that he's the most powerful warrior and then gets gunned down XD. but it's a really hilarious joke actually. you saw linkara and spoony's review of the warrior comics? it's pretty good.

wait, alyssa milano was his daughter in Commando? lol that's hilarious! but yeah, they'd both be very good.

maybe Evangeline could be a native femme-fatale?

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