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jss2141 In reply to ??? [2023-07-14 15:31:46 +0000 UTC]
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SobekApep [2019-10-05 16:28:39 +0000 UTC]
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VanossFan28 [2017-07-21 01:38:54 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool
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jss2141 In reply to VanossFan28 [2017-07-21 20:15:59 +0000 UTC]
Garnet: I foresaw this outcome
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Bootleg-Seraphim [2017-01-21 21:43:44 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool is like, Unable to die. He can regenerate from specs of blood. If you leave any part of him behind, he can still come back, even just. Atoms
the crystal gems cannot come back if you poof them and then break their gems.Β
Deadpool has like a million weapons and is able to break the fourth wall, and again can regenerate, so even if he did get hit, its highly likely that he'd be able to Hit Them Back with enough force/enough times to Poof them.Β
Once he figures out that the gems can regenerate too, he'll probably decide to poof them again and Smash their Gems.Β
The gems might be able to fuse intoΒ Alexandrite (or any of the other fusions) and have more of a fighting chance though, But in order to get rid of him for a long time they might have to throw him into space or the ocean or just... Throw him Really Really Far.Β
But then it wouldn't be a "Death" battle because
He can't Die.Β
So... Even though the gems have more fancy powers and Such, This is still an uneven match.Β
Because one side can Die. The other one Can't.Β
lmao but thats just a theory a gay theory thanks for reading
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Scoute248 [2016-11-26 16:31:52 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool is immortal. He'll win
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jss2141 In reply to Scoute248 [2016-11-26 23:41:20 +0000 UTC]
So are the gems
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thebestaround01 [2016-10-13 12:08:07 +0000 UTC]
I feel sorry for the gems. Deadpool wins, no contest. Someone with a healing factor that rivals Wolverine's and the ability to just come back to life after being killed is just not worth trying. Deadpool might as well rob a bakery because he takes the cake.
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Esx6 [2016-03-26 17:01:29 +0000 UTC]
The gems are very strong and have thousands of years of experience, but Deadpool just can't fuck*ng die. If the gems kill Deadpool, he will come back, he always does. Inmortality aside, deadpool is crazy, and unpredictable, so unpredictable in fact that not even garnet (who has future vision) could figure out what hes gonna do next. And Deadpool's sheer insanity could mentally break Pearl. So in the end, i think deadpool could win, since he will always come back, and probably wont stop until the gems are dead.
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BlackReaper7 [2015-12-26 18:19:42 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool All The Way
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MagicalKeyPizzaDan [2015-09-26 17:34:58 +0000 UTC]
Sorry man but Deadpool is too much for them
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Eaglepaw54 [2015-07-14 00:58:17 +0000 UTC]
Crystal Gems! Just form Alexandrite and rip his head off!
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jss2141 In reply to Eaglepaw54 [2015-07-14 03:02:40 +0000 UTC]
And eat it.
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Eaglepaw54 In reply to jss2141 [2015-07-14 04:17:01 +0000 UTC]
Yeeeeees XD
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Kaged200 In reply to Eaglepaw54 [2016-03-23 19:28:12 +0000 UTC]
but he then comes back
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Eaglepaw54 In reply to Kaged200 [2016-03-24 13:06:49 +0000 UTC]
He always will somehow lol
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Kaged200 In reply to Eaglepaw54 [2016-03-25 19:16:59 +0000 UTC]
He always will
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Jose-Ramiro [2015-05-14 03:51:58 +0000 UTC]
The Gems pummel DP; the moment they know he has a healing factor, they'd not restrain themselves.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Ben10Destroysgarnet [2019-12-18 09:15:16 +0000 UTC]
It's Carbonadium, if I remember right, and yeah, while that's a very good advantage, the gems can reform after being destroyed.Β
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to Ben10Destroysgarnet [2019-12-19 09:24:34 +0000 UTC]
Good point. Still, Steven showed that the regeneration can be accelerated with a fusion, so any of the Gems can grab the 'puffed' one and form a fusion to keep fighting.Β
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jss2141 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2015-05-14 13:41:02 +0000 UTC]
Very good point.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to jss2141 [2015-05-15 06:31:53 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, and while DP can survive this beating, he'd still need A LONG time to recover.
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JirouZoroark [2015-04-24 19:45:23 +0000 UTC]
I would go with the gems... but we're talking about Deadpool... Unpredictable, crazy, and pratically immortal since he can't even get killed because of a certain person.
And he would break Pearl considering how she is that smart one who doesn't like disorder.
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jss2141 In reply to JirouZoroark [2015-04-24 21:44:50 +0000 UTC]
She meet uncle grandpa and almost had a metal breakdown but she's still kickin, Amethyst thought he was cool, and Garnet has no reaction. So meh.
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JirouZoroark In reply to jss2141 [2015-04-25 15:58:08 +0000 UTC]
Ehh, Deadpool would still win.
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gonzo22 [2015-04-24 18:37:41 +0000 UTC]
go crystal gems
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jss2141 In reply to gonzo22 [2015-04-24 19:16:34 +0000 UTC]
I'm for the gems too but you can count out Dpool.
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AdamGregory03 [2015-04-24 16:52:33 +0000 UTC]
YES, ALL OF MY YES!
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AdamGregory03 In reply to jss2141 [2015-04-24 17:31:54 +0000 UTC]
I don't care, this just needs to happen!
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jss2141 In reply to AdamGregory03 [2015-04-24 18:54:14 +0000 UTC]
Then can you find the owner of the death battle YouTube account and pitch this to him?
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AdamGregory03 In reply to jss2141 [2015-04-24 19:22:46 +0000 UTC]
You mean ScrewAttack?
And all right, if you really want my two cents, my money would be on Deadpool because of the healing factor.
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jss2141 In reply to AdamGregory03 [2015-04-24 21:39:54 +0000 UTC]
The gems can heal too.
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AdamGregory03 In reply to jss2141 [2015-04-24 23:35:25 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, after taking a power nap in their rocks.
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jss2141 In reply to AdamGregory03 [2015-04-25 03:25:37 +0000 UTC]
True but the heal just as well as Deadpool.
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AdamGregory03 In reply to jss2141 [2015-04-25 03:49:51 +0000 UTC]
While inside a stone that can easily be shattered like glass.
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jss2141 In reply to AdamGregory03 [2015-04-25 13:11:48 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool would just sell the jewel, he wouldn't crush them
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