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a/n: usage of male!Reader || some platonic!bokuto/kuroo || for contest [theme: none]
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BANG! BANG! CLANG! KA-BANG!

[Last Name] [Name] lived in the boys' dormatory for more than two months and yet, despite their roommate's reassurances that they'd get used it... Well... They didn't.

Every morning at precisely seven o' clock, [Name] would wake up to the sound of his neighbor, the dorm advisor - Kuroo Tetsurou, making a loud raucous in the halls! And every morning, he and the other dorm residents would open their doors to glare at the troublemaker. Said man would ignore the death glares and continue to march down the hallways kicking a metal trashcan. Oh, and let's not forget his roommate, Bokuto Koutaro, joining in on his shenanigans. Occasionally, if Kuroo was preoccupied with a meeting or morning practice, Bokuto would race throughout the dorm, yelling and screaming! If one wasn't careful to lock their door before going to bed, Bokuto would barge into their dorm and spray the guy awake with a fire extinguisher!

But back to the present situation, for the umpteenth time since he arrived at University of Tokyo, [Name] swung open his door. Yep, there he was! Rounding the corner, following a runaway aluminum trashcan was Kuroo Tetsurou, a smug grin plastered on his face!

"Oi, wake up! Some of you have classes and others have morning practice! Let's go! Up and at 'em! Rise and shine, folks!"

"Kuroo-san, do you have to do that, every morning?!"

Spotting [Name], Kuroo temporarily stopped the incessant clanging and swaggered over to the pajama-clad boy's dorm. "Ah~ [Name]-chan! First to arise and greet the daylight! I don't expect anything less from my boyfriend!"

[Name] sighed, rubbing his messy hair. "I am not your boyfriend. I was late for class, crashed into you, and fell on top of you which lead me to accidentally "kissing" you. There were no romantic feelings implied."

"Ah~ You always play hard to get, [Name]."

"I'm not playing hard to get! Now, you can stop kicking that trashcan around. That works far better than any alarm clock; I'm sure the entire campus is awake now!"

"Well, of course it does! It gets you and Bokuto up every morning, doesn't it? I even get texts from Tsukishima and Kenma and they're on the floors above us!"

"Well then, that proves my poi-!"

"But that only encourages me to continue being everyone's alarm clock! As your dorm advisor, I must stay true to my role in this society-!"

"What society?" [Name] mutters to the side, annoyed by Kuroo's smug thinking.

"As I was saying~" Kuroo hummed, catching the gist of what [Name] said, "I must stay true to my role in this society! Even the tiniest detail must be taken care of, which includes making sure that the male dorm residents of University of Tokyo get to their classes, morning practices, labs, and more on time!"

"I understand, Kuroo-san, but is it really necessary to kick around a metal trashcan in order to wake us all up in the morning?"

"Mm.... I already told you but I will let you off; you must be so tired from studying all of last night. How about I treat you to coffee?"

"Well, this is new... I'd say sure but don't you have to wake up the rest of the floors?"

"Yes... You're right..." Kuroo paused to think, neck craned upward to look at the flickering ceiling light. Then, as the lightbulb flickered back to life, a "lightbulb" seemed to switch on Kuroo's mind. A very disconcerting smirk working its way onto his face, Kuroo said, "How about this? I'll save a seat for you at that new Italian coffee shop on 5th Street and you can take my place and wake everyone else up? Hm~"

"Do I... Do I get a say in this...?"

"Nope!"

[Name] sighed and ducked back into his dorm room, pulling on a university sweatshirt and a pair of jeans, before coming back out. "Fine, fine..." He sighed. "I'll meet you there."

Kuroo's catlike eyes lit up and he turned back towards his dorm room. "Aha! Perfect! Tell Kenma and Tsukki I said hello~" Kuroo called as he waved.

"Yeah, yeah, you stupid cat!"

Description
a/n: usage of male!Reader || some platonic!bokuto/kuroo || for contest [theme: none]
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BANG! BANG! CLANG! KA-BANG!

[Last Name] [Name] lived in the boys' dormatory for more than two months and yet, despite their roommate's reassurances that they'd get used it... Well... They didn't.

Every morning at precisely seven o' clock, [Name] would wake up to the sound of his neighbor, the dorm advisor - Kuroo Tetsurou, making a loud raucous in the halls! And every morning, he and the other dorm residents would open their doors to glare at the troublemaker. Said man would ignore the death glares and continue to march down the hallways kicking a metal trashcan. Oh, and let's not forget his roommate, Bokuto Koutaro, joining in on his shenanigans. Occasionally, if Kuroo was preoccupied with a meeting or morning practice, Bokuto would race throughout the dorm, yelling and screaming! If one wasn't careful to lock their door before going to bed, Bokuto would barge into their dorm and spray the guy awake with a fire extinguisher!

But back to the present situation, for the umpteenth time since he arrived at University of Tokyo, [Name] swung open his door. Yep, there he was! Rounding the corner, following a runaway aluminum trashcan was Kuroo Tetsurou, a smug grin plastered on his face!

"Oi, wake up! Some of you have classes and others have morning practice! Let's go! Up and at 'em! Rise and shine, folks!"

"Kuroo-san, do you have to do that, every morning?!"

Spotting [Name], Kuroo temporarily stopped the incessant clanging and swaggered over to the pajama-clad boy's dorm. "Ah~ [Name]-chan! First to arise and greet the daylight! I don't expect anything less from my boyfriend!"

[Name] sighed, rubbing his messy hair. "I am not your boyfriend. I was late for class, crashed into you, and fell on top of you which lead me to accidentally "kissing" you. There were no romantic feelings implied."

"Ah~ You always play hard to get, [Name]."

"I'm not playing hard to get! Now, you can stop kicking that trashcan around. That works far better than any alarm clock; I'm sure the entire campus is awake now!"

"Well, of course it does! It gets you and Bokuto up every morning, doesn't it? I even get texts from Tsukishima and Kenma and they're on the floors above us!"

"Well then, that proves my poi-!"

"But that only encourages me to continue being everyone's alarm clock! As your dorm advisor, I must stay true to my role in this society-!"

"What society?" [Name] mutters to the side, annoyed by Kuroo's smug thinking.

"As I was saying~" Kuroo hummed, catching the gist of what [Name] said, "I must stay true to my role in this society! Even the tiniest detail must be taken care of, which includes making sure that the male dorm residents of University of Tokyo get to their classes, morning practices, labs, and more on time!"

"I understand, Kuroo-san, but is it really necessary to kick around a metal trashcan in order to wake us all up in the morning?"

"Mm.... I already told you but I will let you off; you must be so tired from studying all of last night. How about I treat you to coffee?"

"Well, this is new... I'd say sure but don't you have to wake up the rest of the floors?"

"Yes... You're right..." Kuroo paused to think, neck craned upward to look at the flickering ceiling light. Then, as the lightbulb flickered back to life, a "lightbulb" seemed to switch on Kuroo's mind. A very disconcerting smirk working its way onto his face, Kuroo said, "How about this? I'll save a seat for you at that new Italian coffee shop on 5th Street and you can take my place and wake everyone else up? Hm~"

"Do I... Do I get a say in this...?"

"Nope!"

[Name] sighed and ducked back into his dorm room, pulling on a university sweatshirt and a pair of jeans, before coming back out. "Fine, fine..." He sighed. "I'll meet you there."

Kuroo's catlike eyes lit up and he turned back towards his dorm room. "Aha! Perfect! Tell Kenma and Tsukki I said hello~" Kuroo called as he waved.

"Yeah, yeah, you stupid cat!"