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Published: 2020-08-21 15:38:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 3003; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 4
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: Mabel, you know all those boy bands are fake, right?: Dipper's right. They're just a manufactured product of the bloated corporate music industry.
: You're making my dance sad...
Mabel stops dancing.
Bonnie: Oh don't listen them Mabel, they wouldn't know real music being stuck in this 2nd rate backwoods tourist trap.
: Oh yeah? (Snorts) There's probably a machine that mass-produces them.
Bonnie: Yeah maybe... like Wendy mass-produces Ex-boyfriends and broken hearts!
: Okay there wasn't any reason to bring that up this time BON BON!!
Bonnie: Oh, your telling Mabel how to enjoy her life,.. didn't you already had enough with one already? Ain't that right Dipper??
: Dipper? What is she talking about?
: I-I-I I
Bonnie: Oh don't be shy Dipper www.deviantart.com/triassiclan… .. (to Wendy) he talks in his sleep, where you haunt his dreams constantly like a evil Succubus!.. not that I can tell the difference with the Real you!
: Okay that's it! I'm so getting my Axe!!! I have had it with you Pom-Pom brains!!!
: Hey everyone! Just dropping by to announce that, Bonnie, your now Manager of this store while I'm out of town for the weekend!
: WHAT?! But she's a bad manipulative, cunning, mean little Bi--I mean Witch!
: Exactly! Which is why she's perfect! Easily fooling the dumbest customers that come visit here! Your the boss Bonnie! Bye for now!
: WHAT??!!
Bonnie: Oh, thanks Mr.Pines!
Bonnie looks towards Wendy and Dipper both shocked . She sports a evil smile on her
Bonnie: Ooh.. I'm so going to have so much Fun with you two!
There is a scary silence in the room.
: Oh. Woah. Awkward silence. (pause) BWAAAAH!
