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[The episode begins with Edwin writing a letter to Sibella Dracula with one of her portraits hanging above his writing desk.]
Edwin: My dearest childhood friend Sibella, how I wish you were here to help me endure this visit from my boorish nephew Tristan, he actually asked me if I was a PS4 or a Nintendo Switch man. And then he talked about livestreaming on Buzztube for Yourfacebook.. I have no idea what any of those things mean.

Tristan: Hey who's Sibella?! Is that the hot purple chick who's on all of those paitings?!

Edwin: AAH! Keep your mortal eyes off of her! Besides she's 13.. I think..

Tristan: Well if she's your friend then that must meant that she's .. huh .. [Pulls calculator] let's see your my great-great-great-great grand Uncle so.. [Presses buttons] That must be,- she's not 13 but actually 400 years old! Way past the legal bar, so okay for me to date! Or am I too young for her to date?

Edwin: Stop pointing the confusing loopholes and questions in our immortality and age!! Sigh, this is the reason why I don't date mortals.

Tristan: Who do we know who's as old as you but dates young chicks from now?.. I KNOW! Let's call Jack Frost and ask him about it whether if it's legal to date centuries apart!

Edwin: [Stops Tristan from calling] You call that Guardian Buffoon and I'll throw you off a cliff.. AGAIN!!

[Cut to the Louds watching..]

: I really hope we see Sibella! She's so gorgeous!

: Sigh, I suppose this is better than the Duck-tective crossover.. www.deviantart.com/trackforce/…

: LOOK! Edwin is chasing a werewolf!!

[Edwin chases a familiar looking were-wolf girl out of his castle]

Edwin: Winnie get out of my trash!!!

: "Groan."

Description
[The episode begins with Edwin writing a letter to Sibella Dracula with one of her portraits hanging above his writing desk.]
Edwin: My dearest childhood friend Sibella, how I wish you were here to help me endure this visit from my boorish nephew Tristan, he actually asked me if I was a PS4 or a Nintendo Switch man. And then he talked about livestreaming on Buzztube for Yourfacebook.. I have no idea what any of those things mean.

Tristan: Hey who's Sibella?! Is that the hot purple chick who's on all of those paitings?!

Edwin: AAH! Keep your mortal eyes off of her! Besides she's 13.. I think..

Tristan: Well if she's your friend then that must meant that she's .. huh .. [Pulls calculator] let's see your my great-great-great-great grand Uncle so.. [Presses buttons] That must be,- she's not 13 but actually 400 years old! Way past the legal bar, so okay for me to date! Or am I too young for her to date?

Edwin: Stop pointing the confusing loopholes and questions in our immortality and age!! Sigh, this is the reason why I don't date mortals.

Tristan: Who do we know who's as old as you but dates young chicks from now?.. I KNOW! Let's call Jack Frost and ask him about it whether if it's legal to date centuries apart!

Edwin: [Stops Tristan from calling] You call that Guardian Buffoon and I'll throw you off a cliff.. AGAIN!!

[Cut to the Louds watching..]

: I really hope we see Sibella! She's so gorgeous!

: Sigh, I suppose this is better than the Duck-tective crossover.. www.deviantart.com/trackforce/…

: LOOK! Edwin is chasing a werewolf!!

[Edwin chases a familiar looking were-wolf girl out of his castle]

Edwin: Winnie get out of my trash!!!

: "Groan."