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"You know the Japanese saying 'If you sneeze three times, someone is in love with you'?"
"Yeah?"
"What does it mean when you sneeze two times?"
"Hay fever"

"Nothing can POSSIBLY go wrong!"

"More Ale wench!" -Drew Carey (from WLIIA)

"If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from them, AND have their shoes!"

"If women had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be more possessive and prone to contractions"

"It's just a flesh wound!"

"As Jamie Heineman would say, 'Bye bye door!'" -Mythbusters

"Says you and what army?"
"What?"
"I just always wanted to say that :3" -Haggard (BF: BC)

"Is it possible to answer a rhetorical question?"

"Van Gogh's blue period must have been reallyawkward once a month..."

"Why isn't 'phonetical' spelt with an 'F'?"

"(\/) ( ;,,; ) (\/) Why Not Zoidberg? (\/) ( ;,,; ) (\/)" -Internet

"Time flies when you're having fun, But is boring as shit when it isn't" -Me

"Holy Zarquon Singing Fish!" -Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Things are weird out there. I should know; I'm from the internet"

1st saying on fear:
"The only thing to fear is fear itself"

the 2nd edition of said saying:
"But that is a fear. So the only fear is fearing the fear of fearing something, namely fear"
And so on...

Today's saying on fear:
"The only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and veliciraptors."

"What if there was a world with no hypothetical situations?"

"I would like un 'ambaga" -Pink Panther

I saw a pub sign once as I was walking down the street and it said: "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"

Have you heard of the two Spanish firemen, José and Hose B?

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" - Ambrose Bierce

"She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all through the night,
He was on her and off her"

Description
"You know the Japanese saying 'If you sneeze three times, someone is in love with you'?"
"Yeah?"
"What does it mean when you sneeze two times?"
"Hay fever"

"Nothing can POSSIBLY go wrong!"

"More Ale wench!" -Drew Carey (from WLIIA)

"If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from them, AND have their shoes!"

"If women had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be more possessive and prone to contractions"

"It's just a flesh wound!"

"As Jamie Heineman would say, 'Bye bye door!'" -Mythbusters

"Says you and what army?"
"What?"
"I just always wanted to say that :3" -Haggard (BF: BC)

"Is it possible to answer a rhetorical question?"

"Van Gogh's blue period must have been reallyawkward once a month..."

"Why isn't 'phonetical' spelt with an 'F'?"

"(\/) ( ;,,; ) (\/) Why Not Zoidberg? (\/) ( ;,,; ) (\/)" -Internet

"Time flies when you're having fun, But is boring as shit when it isn't" -Me

"Holy Zarquon Singing Fish!" -Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Things are weird out there. I should know; I'm from the internet"

1st saying on fear:
"The only thing to fear is fear itself"

the 2nd edition of said saying:
"But that is a fear. So the only fear is fearing the fear of fearing something, namely fear"
And so on...

Today's saying on fear:
"The only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and veliciraptors."

"What if there was a world with no hypothetical situations?"

"I would like un 'ambaga" -Pink Panther

I saw a pub sign once as I was walking down the street and it said: "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"

Have you heard of the two Spanish firemen, José and Hose B?

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" - Ambrose Bierce

"She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all through the night,
He was on her and off her"