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Goober's Artistic Misadventure
Day 149: Ugh! The new worst class award goes to...Falconry. The class deskripshun was so misleading. "Form a bond with a new feathery companion. No experience necessary. Tools provided. Come alone." See. No red flags. But when I got there... The lights were off, the only "bird" in sight was the teacher, and all they said was, "carve me like one of your French girls, Jack."

Who the hell is Jack? And why does he have a thing for French girls? Suspicious if you ask me.

But I did the assinement. Carved some bird adjacent...thing. Apparently this was a time honored tradition in a yung falconers training. Something about appreciating the avian form so as to better bend the bird to your desires. Seemed a bit suss, but whatever. I was promised a more hends on experience in the 2nd class. Except...

I was later informed that General Mayhem's Martial Academy does not offer Falconry as an elective.

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After yesterday, this was a nice quick one. No real perspective, minimal background. Not too much extraneous detail.
Came out seriously creepy though. Which is what I was going for, but even so.
Anyway, let me know what you think.
More on the way.

Description
Goober's Artistic Misadventure
Day 149: Ugh! The new worst class award goes to...Falconry. The class deskripshun was so misleading. "Form a bond with a new feathery companion. No experience necessary. Tools provided. Come alone." See. No red flags. But when I got there... The lights were off, the only "bird" in sight was the teacher, and all they said was, "carve me like one of your French girls, Jack."

Who the hell is Jack? And why does he have a thing for French girls? Suspicious if you ask me.

But I did the assinement. Carved some bird adjacent...thing. Apparently this was a time honored tradition in a yung falconers training. Something about appreciating the avian form so as to better bend the bird to your desires. Seemed a bit suss, but whatever. I was promised a more hends on experience in the 2nd class. Except...

I was later informed that General Mayhem's Martial Academy does not offer Falconry as an elective.

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After yesterday, this was a nice quick one. No real perspective, minimal background. Not too much extraneous detail.
Came out seriously creepy though. Which is what I was going for, but even so.
Anyway, let me know what you think.
More on the way.