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Vern was just being himself strutting down the Main St. when he bumped into a lonely looking babe , and because Vern was a jerk , difficulties ensued. The young woman simply asked for an a apology . Vern tried to hit on her , saying he was looking for a cheap date , and she could do worse. The young woman became indignant , and she must have been a foreigner because she started spewing mumbo jumbo stuff. As Vern walked away a strange feeling washed over him and Vern started mincing and lisping. To make a long story short , Vera became the cheap date.

Description
Vern was just being himself strutting down the Main St. when he bumped into a lonely looking babe , and because Vern was a jerk , difficulties ensued. The young woman simply asked for an a apology . Vern tried to hit on her , saying he was looking for a cheap date , and she could do worse. The young woman became indignant , and she must have been a foreigner because she started spewing mumbo jumbo stuff. As Vern walked away a strange feeling washed over him and Vern started mincing and lisping. To make a long story short , Vera became the cheap date.