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For HWFC Round 1. Voting is open until 3/12!

...this is what happens when America tries to respect Canada's "unique identity". ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CANADIANS?

Food background:
Bacon Explosion is America's latest food fad, which got popular through internet word-of-mouth around the time of the Super Bowl. It really is...a bunch of pig. Also, 5000 calories. Psh, and you thought McD's was the best we could do in our quest to clog the world's arteries b

Apparently, the UK likes it as well (I guess Hetalia is right about the two having equally terrible taste |D).

*The "bagged fried milk" is a reference to the fact that WE HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO FRY COCA-COLA. I kid you not, it is America's latest fairgrounds food. So, I figure if you could fry soda, you could probably fry milk. And then bag it...Canadian-style!

This is by no means a comprehensive overview of American food, but just two more on the list of COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY, SOMEWHAT DISGUSTING (but intriguingly delicious-sounding) THINGS WE INVENT TO SHORTEN OUR LIFESPANS . And that, my friends, is the essence of American "cuisine".

BONUS PIC for this round!

Description
For HWFC Round 1. Voting is open until 3/12!

...this is what happens when America tries to respect Canada's "unique identity". ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CANADIANS?

Food background:
Bacon Explosion is America's latest food fad, which got popular through internet word-of-mouth around the time of the Super Bowl. It really is...a bunch of pig. Also, 5000 calories. Psh, and you thought McD's was the best we could do in our quest to clog the world's arteries b

Apparently, the UK likes it as well (I guess Hetalia is right about the two having equally terrible taste |D).

*The "bagged fried milk" is a reference to the fact that WE HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO FRY COCA-COLA. I kid you not, it is America's latest fairgrounds food. So, I figure if you could fry soda, you could probably fry milk. And then bag it...Canadian-style!

This is by no means a comprehensive overview of American food, but just two more on the list of COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY, SOMEWHAT DISGUSTING (but intriguingly delicious-sounding) THINGS WE INVENT TO SHORTEN OUR LIFESPANS . And that, my friends, is the essence of American "cuisine".

BONUS PIC for this round!