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Published: 2015-04-03 05:08:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 917; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 9
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Happy late April Fool's Day, everybody!I had this horrible little thought in the back of my mind which involved Shabazik 's character Bogilla. She is the daughter (well, one of MAAAAAAANY) of the legendary adventurer Bog the Barbarian...
... the Father of Humanity (or at the very least of a considerable share of the population of the planet of Aiers)...
... and even though her real future looks quite a bit different from this one...
... well, I just couldn't help wondering the what if and horrible complications, if she just happened to have inherited a fraction of her father's legendary... "abilities"...
(Poor thing...
)...
Bogilla, Bog and the World of Aiers are property of Shabazik . Go visit his gallery, dammit!
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... or would have gotten if it had ever happened in the first place!
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is that fertility goblin or orc blood ?
because in some stories, orcs have as many twins as singles with triplets being as common as twins are to humans...
and since orc females only have 2 nipples the weakest of the 3 is then eaten alive by the father to celebrate the couples fertility...
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Nobody knows what the Bog is made of.
All everybody knows is, that whenever he passes, whatever he touches blossoms into pregnancies. Females' wombs explode into multiple pregnancies at his mere touch; males start shitting kids at his mere glare; even swords he wield bear bastard swords after a while. His fertility knows no bounds, and does not limit itself to numbers of nipples...
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he disregards nipples ?
HERESY !!!!!!
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Methinks her fertility would lead to many multiple gestations, thereby having bunches of children at once instead of over time.
Guessing Bogilla doesn't like kids?
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It's all non-canon, of course, I doubt Bogilla would really be cursed with her father's more... legendary... abilities.
But Bogilla likes kids. She loves kids. She adores kids even. She just doesn't like them popping out of her dozens at a time, all of the time...
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I hope you don't mind. I know Bogilla does, though!
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Wish one could see the picture more clearly but seems to be a good one and a good joke in it
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Where da damn child support agency when you need it!
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The doesn't need da damn child support agency - she needs the dA damn child support agency!
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Is there a such thing as a dA child support agency? I only know of "da damn child support agency took my kids away man!!"
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Bogilla puppies! Dunno but would probably keep an eye on the local animal shelter after there, many adoptions hahahaha
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Well, males do have a considerable advantage in the 'genetic market share' potential that can be ... delivered!
Being a half elf ought to help considerably as well.
That IS a boatload of children, to be sure! Poor Bogilla! LoL
Perhaps this mental image will keep her out of the tavern houses and onto the adventuring path?
Bog couldn't be the father of humanity. He'd be more like the 'mother of humanity's wacky "Don Juan" lover!'!
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Yes, Bogilla would most certainly be at a natural 'disadvantage' there. Although I don't really know if you could really call it a 'disadvantage' in her case.
Let's just hope it's a different talent she has inherited from her father! XD
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... One of her worst recurring nightmares, I think... >.>
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Poor thing! Taking into account that she more and more tends to become an adventurer, and taking into account the number of very happy and very unhappy moments of a female adventurer's life (I mean consensual and totally non-consensual intercourse with male beings of all kinds and races without which her adventurer career and probably the life itself would came to a grim ending pretty soon), her future looks rather complicated... Not that her career of a waitress in a tavern would be any way better in this aspect...
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No, I guess that in one respect, she was lucky enough to escape that hell-hole of a tavern.
Then again, Bog seems to be intent on returning her there!
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But now I am not sure if Alex is intent to tell us this story...
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The horrors of full time job, I guess...
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I guess this means 'it will remain untold', right?
Whatever did happen to Bogilla, anyway? >.>
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not my intention true to be told :I
want to tell it. Someday
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... I need to bleach my mind... x_x
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She's not an adventurer unlike her father; she's not a playboy unlike her father; she's not a warrior unlike her father; she's not lucky unlike her father; so she must have inherited something from her father, right...?
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Let's hope for her sake it's not that!
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Let's hope so! At least Shabazik can tell whether Bogilla's 'inheritance' is something else than... that.
I don't see her getting kids anytime soon, though...
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I'm sure they would be very nice children.
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