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Firelizard54 [2014-12-24 02:35:09 +0000 UTC]
Artorias is one hell of a pimp slapper. xD
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TheRealMikachu [2014-09-07 03:25:54 +0000 UTC]
"Don't make me bitch slap you with the are that no longer works, because I'll do it!"
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SuspiciousGuy [2014-06-25 18:03:31 +0000 UTC]
"The legendary knight Artorias was so powerful, he walked into the Abyss, and said... 'Abyss, you are now my bitch.' And pimp slapped it into another dimension." -Squiddish, Herp Souls Series
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The-Nightmare-Doctor [2014-06-22 03:28:07 +0000 UTC]
I too was excited for this fight, and couldn't even get mad like I usually do when he annihilated me over and over and over again xD Such a memorable boss fight. He basically smacked you around like you've depicted in this picture too xD
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Scream-Lord [2014-04-03 17:27:02 +0000 UTC]
Let us not forget that Artorias uses his OFF hand to swing his sword. the knight in the box art is supposed to be Artorias entering the abyss for the first time...and which hand is he holding his sword in? And which hand dose he use in the boss fight?
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Argonisgema [2014-03-24 04:59:28 +0000 UTC]
pimp slap with broken arm lol.
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Vladokaz In reply to Argonisgema [2015-05-03 00:05:14 +0000 UTC]
was my first thought too.
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Scream-Lord [2014-03-09 00:38:09 +0000 UTC]
The Pimp is strong in this one.
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Maxamillion2009 [2013-12-18 03:52:48 +0000 UTC]
Stalks around with a broken arm; STILL manages to bitch slap you with it.
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Ikoter [2013-12-08 17:39:21 +0000 UTC]
AHAhaha, And he did that with his broken arm!
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karniz In reply to Balron [2013-11-06 17:33:23 +0000 UTC]
He doesn't have googly eyes!
They're... lenses. At least that's what I believe... hehe.
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LKSKrix [2013-09-03 13:52:45 +0000 UTC]
whoa hooo! how unfortunate?
happens to me already....
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Balron [2013-08-19 00:39:49 +0000 UTC]
Artorias' broken arm is foreshadowing Manus' even larger, disconnected arm which you have to deal with. D:
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Balron In reply to Balron [2013-10-29 20:22:46 +0000 UTC]
The story goes that Artorias tore through Oolacile but when he went into the caves and confronted Manus, the humanities as well as the dark lord began to bite at his soul. Before confronting Manus, or possibly after, he shielded Sif with a spell of protection from his great shield and left him to face the Abyss King. Manus beat him so bad that he broke Artorias' left art. However, now infected with abysmal energy Artorias could throw some of that evil darkness to any combatant.
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docheartache In reply to Balron [2013-10-29 19:24:38 +0000 UTC]
I didn't even realise his arm was broken :/
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Wild00Mike [2013-07-31 03:02:59 +0000 UTC]
and he slapped you with his arm that essantally dust inside of his armor
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kevrox369 [2013-05-01 14:02:18 +0000 UTC]
fanboygasm
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Allfather-Vohas [2013-04-07 02:47:30 +0000 UTC]
.....
Ow...
I'm going to Feel so sorry for Elthen (My Character) when this happens to Him.
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stevensteel [2013-02-18 18:02:33 +0000 UTC]
Artorias: my true identity is chuck norris
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stevensteel [2013-02-18 01:46:44 +0000 UTC]
epic arm flailing
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zhenderson [2013-02-02 07:37:55 +0000 UTC]
HaHaHa! Good one.
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Sorosoro [2013-01-30 17:12:31 +0000 UTC]
Lol for one moment I thought that was Ornstein.
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Raven-Maniac [2013-01-21 01:26:19 +0000 UTC]
Artorias SMASH! >:U
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LordBookmaster [2013-01-18 06:06:57 +0000 UTC]
There is no arm inside of that part of the armor. All that's left is dust and armor.
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karniz In reply to LordBookmaster [2013-01-19 02:23:16 +0000 UTC]
<-- Doesn't know that. ^w^;
<-- Hasn't encountered Artorias yet.
will soon though... soon...
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LordBookmaster In reply to karniz [2013-01-20 09:10:37 +0000 UTC]
Great though and when you do think of this. This is his weakest he's ever been. He in his prime could cleave every boss in the dlc in half without batting an eye. And even when he's at his weakest he's still the toughest boss in he game and he's missing a fucking arm imagine if he had his other arm he would be able to one shot you when you have a fucking full stamina bar and a balder shield +5 when you block. God I don't want to fight him in his prime. Well when you kill him you get his soul and you can craft the abyss great sword. Which is the sword he fight should with. It scales with how much humanity you have so if you have ten you will be doing the most damage per swing in the game when it's fully upgraded and when you have all the humanity. And it has the cool ability where if you heavy attack two handed your character will do a front flip and slam his sword down just like artorias and heavy attacking one handed causes you to do a 360 great sword slash (like Sif's only way faster.
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PandaAnonymous499 In reply to LordBookmaster [2013-07-21 00:54:28 +0000 UTC]
You thought he was toughest boss? Manus was wayyyy tougher than Artorias I thought. Artorias telegraphs everything he does! Though in his primes, I'm sure he could kick anyone's arse to Hell and back. :3
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karniz In reply to LordBookmaster [2013-01-20 20:24:38 +0000 UTC]
I'm not even going to read this because I can only assume there's a spoiler here and there.
I'd appreciate no spoilers on DLC content as I haven't accessed it yet! Thank you~ ^w^;;
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LordBookmaster In reply to karniz [2013-01-20 22:48:37 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, truly sorry about that.
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masaruten In reply to LordBookmaster [2013-01-20 13:56:02 +0000 UTC]
Artorias doesn't NEED that arm to kick all sorts of ass.
Artorias: Tis but a scratch.
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GameJunkie7 In reply to masaruten [2013-02-16 03:56:45 +0000 UTC]
My character Nukle: Not so: you're whole arm's off! *shakes empty armor sleeve in shield hand while greatsword is caked in dust from cutting it off*
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masaruten In reply to GameJunkie7 [2013-02-16 13:01:23 +0000 UTC]
Artorias: Tis but a scratch...and a half.
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GameJunkie7 In reply to masaruten [2013-02-17 11:15:11 +0000 UTC]
Nukle: *Elite Knight helm enlarges greatly* YOU LIE! HAVE AT THEE! *head returns to normal before throwing gauntlet at Artorias*
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masaruten In reply to GameJunkie7 [2013-02-17 12:40:48 +0000 UTC]
Artorias throws corpse of his sword at Nukle
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LordBookmaster In reply to masaruten [2013-01-20 22:49:10 +0000 UTC]
If he did though your charecter is fucked.
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masaruten In reply to LordBookmaster [2013-01-22 10:35:51 +0000 UTC]
indeed it would be. Seriously, his arm is POWDER but i swear it flailing about knocked me back
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LordBookmaster In reply to masaruten [2013-01-23 07:13:52 +0000 UTC]
I Know I think actually does knock you back even if it is dust.
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masaruten In reply to LordBookmaster [2013-01-26 10:49:08 +0000 UTC]
Apparently he was supposed to be able to talk...and still CAN if you uncode his roars.
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masaruten In reply to LordBookmaster [2013-01-28 18:43:29 +0000 UTC]
yeah, someone posted the uncoded dialogue on youtube.
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VovinaArt [2012-12-29 06:25:26 +0000 UTC]
Dude's so badass even his broken arm deals a one-hit KO.
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Grieverjoe [2012-11-15 01:45:33 +0000 UTC]
Artorias: "Bitch, please!"
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