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THE BEST CROSSOVER EVER

SAM WENT OFF TO THE MAGE’S CIRCLE AFTER HIS NOBLE DAD WAS ALL “YOU GON BE A WARRIOR AND FIGHT DARKSPAWN LIKE YOUR BIG BROTHER DEAN” AND SAM WAS ALL LIKE “NO”. SO LATER ON BIG BRO WARRIOR DEAN COMES OVER TO THE TOWER AND IS ALL LIKE “THERE’S A HORDE PACK YOUR PANTIES SAMMY” AND SO THEY GO OFF AND FIGHT DARKSPAWN AND PICK UP A COUPLE OF PEOPLE ON THE WAY (A DALISH ELF NAMED CASTIEL WHO IS TOTALLY SOCIALLY RETARDED CAUSE HE LIVED IN THE WOODS FOR ALL HIS LIFE, A BITCHY WITCH CALLED RUBY, WHO THEY KILL BECAUSE SHE’S A BITCH) AND EVENTUALLY THEY BRING DOWN A FUCKING TROLL-THING WITH YELLOW EYES, A DRAGON-WITCH (LILITH) AND FINALLY THIS BIG ASS MOTHER OF AN ARCH-DEMON WHOSE NAME IS LUCY OR SOMETHING AND THEN THEY’RE HEROES AND THEY RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET ON THEIR HORSIES AND THE WHOLE TIME THERE’S HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT AND YOU JUST KNOW SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THAT TENT

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THE BEST CROSSOVER EVER

SAM WENT OFF TO THE MAGE’S CIRCLE AFTER HIS NOBLE DAD WAS ALL “YOU GON BE A WARRIOR AND FIGHT DARKSPAWN LIKE YOUR BIG BROTHER DEAN” AND SAM WAS ALL LIKE “NO”. SO LATER ON BIG BRO WARRIOR DEAN COMES OVER TO THE TOWER AND IS ALL LIKE “THERE’S A HORDE PACK YOUR PANTIES SAMMY” AND SO THEY GO OFF AND FIGHT DARKSPAWN AND PICK UP A COUPLE OF PEOPLE ON THE WAY (A DALISH ELF NAMED CASTIEL WHO IS TOTALLY SOCIALLY RETARDED CAUSE HE LIVED IN THE WOODS FOR ALL HIS LIFE, A BITCHY WITCH CALLED RUBY, WHO THEY KILL BECAUSE SHE’S A BITCH) AND EVENTUALLY THEY BRING DOWN A FUCKING TROLL-THING WITH YELLOW EYES, A DRAGON-WITCH (LILITH) AND FINALLY THIS BIG ASS MOTHER OF AN ARCH-DEMON WHOSE NAME IS LUCY OR SOMETHING AND THEN THEY’RE HEROES AND THEY RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET ON THEIR HORSIES AND THE WHOLE TIME THERE’S HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT AND YOU JUST KNOW SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THAT TENT