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Description For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 and Hritz123 .
Builder bits and other resources by me, lucasbasher549 and Kphoria.
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/kasden95/ar…
Alternate Names: Ratswell's Revenge Part 20, Ratswell's Revenge + SLC Wintertime Tales Part 27

[The moment they reached the village, an entire group of Seedrians is shown looking as if they were in a panic. The town was in ruins.]
Captain Toad: Wow... Seems like whatever came through here did a number.
Chrysanthemum: That's because it did!
Daisy: Yo, what just happened here?
Cosmo: A horrible machine called the Weed Whacker showed up and destroyed our homes!
Peach: What?
Cosmo: I saw it! It was big! It was all metallic! And it cut through everything!
Kirby: That's horrible! (gobbles down a whole tray of food, containers and all)

[The crowd murmurs worriedly.]
Random Seedrian Farmer: (with a chopped up wheelbarrow) He sawed my wheelbarrow in half!
Random Female Seedrian: He shredded my children's homework!

[Her two kids wink simultaneously and give a big thumbs-up with grins.]
Random Male Seedrian: (has a huge gash on his butt) ...Do I need to say it?
Galaxina: That's nothing! He tore apart one of the book stores!
Starla: (crying as she shows a busted lamp) He broke all my antiques!
Nebulana: (storming up) He trashed my backyard!
Hertia: (following Nebulana) He even destroyed my pool!
Random Male Seedrian 2: (appears with a halo and wings) Dudes! He shredded me into little pieces! (floats up towards the sky while laughing)
Chrysanthemum: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Peach: He did?
Chrysanthemum: No... But are we just gonna wait around until he does?

[Now what looks like a cloud of noxious gas is shown poisoning a lot of the trees as the others look over.]
Shadow: Well... We did.
Unnamed Female Seedrian 3: (as the crowd murmurs some more) How can we protect ourselves?
Some Greedling Colored Like Mr. Krabs: I've got it! Let's all buy some burgers!

[The crowd boos and throws ketchup and mustard bottles at him.]
Random Male Seedrian 3: We should lock our doors!
Elderly Female Seedrian: We should call my nephew!
Knight Seedrian: We should dig a moat!
King Dedede: We should take this here town, and push it somewhere else!

[The crowd immediately quiets down.]
Hertia: That idea may just be crazy enough... To get us all killed!

[The crowd resumes fretting.]
King Dedede: (amongst the murmuring) What's wrong with my idea?
Unnamed Female Seedrian 3: Let's get someone to go after him!
Greedling: There ain't no one fool enough to take on Weed Whacker!

[Out of the blue, a horrible screeching noise is heard; the crowd cringes; we see a scary-looking Draugr scraping it on the window of a store; he stops and scowls at everyone, who looks back at him.]
Draugr: (sweating, now looking nervous) Is there a bathroom around here?
Greedling: (looks slightly peeved with the others) In the fast food restaurant across the street.
Draugr: (tail wobbles) Thanks. (runs for it)
Buggy: Hmmm... Did it leave anything behind so I can have it scanned? I might find a weakness.
King Dedede: (holds up something) Found it! (holds a bag of chips)

[Kasden Guy does a facepalm like Fozzie Bear before holding up what appears to be a sample of oil in a bag.]
Shadow: Okay, I’m definitely going to kill him.
Kasden Guy: Save your bullets for Weed Whacker, Shadow. Apparently the oil I found is flammable, more so than any standard oil.
Buggy: But the blades it welds are very sharp and powerful. We have to think of a way to break 'em.
Chrysanthemum: Well there is something in the mines, but we don’t go there, let alone hire workers to mine the gems in there anymore. The creatures inside are very aggressive.
Luigi: Aggressive creatures, what do you mean by that? And what do they look like?
Chrysanthemum: Uhh... I don’t know, but all I remember is that they throw pickaxes like boomerangs.
Mertin: Pickaxes instead of hammers? Odd...
Blue: Well guess we have to find out what they look like. Now let’s go!

[The group heads off to the mines.]
Sonic: Whatever these things are... They're in for a surprise.

Music
Toad Town Ghost Town - Paper Mario: The Origami King
Hawaiian Link (B) - Richard Myhill
Dangerous C - Mladen Franko
Heavenly Voices (b) - David Farnon
Murder(instrumental) - Within Temptation
Idea Sting - Nicolas Carr
The Great White - Gregor F. Narholz
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