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Description For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 and Hritz123 .
Builder bits and other resources by me, thatmetalguy1011, CeleReloaded, Voltlightning20, JulioTheInkling, lucasbasher694 and Kphoria .
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/kasden95/ar…
Alternate Names: Sorrow Of The Koopa Kingdom Part 7

[Back at HFIL, Bowser and the others were just doing some stuff.]
Bowser: So lemme get this straight. If it's possible that I can't come back as what I normally am, reincarnation would be the only way?
Blayno: Well, kinda. But there are ways to actually get resurrected.
Bowser: Other than the ones I've been through before?
Corubin: Yes, but first, let's take a look at some possibilities. (whistles to something offscreen)

[A Shriek Drone flies in at the same speed as the Shriek-bot before stopping.]
Corubin: Now I’m going to ask you to choose from these selection of these possible reincarnations. Mind you, ya don't have to do it right away and you can choose to wait out your return, but we'd like some input on these.

[The first one is what almost looks like a redhead heterochromatic Bowsette.]
Blayno: (eye widens) Uh...
Corubin: Whoa! That's... That's unexpected, but this could be the result of two things. Alternate universe versions of you and Peach having a kid, or some organization like GUN or Cadmus or your troops combining yours and Peach's DNA in a Project Shadow based thing.
Bowser: (points at the hologram) There's no way I'm reincarnating as THAT! Let it happen to Wolrick, okay?!
Wolrick: (backing away) No...! (runs off)
Bowser: (as Waren chuckles at Wolrick freaking out over a Bowsette based incarnation) Alright, let's see what else ya got. (sees the following) A tiger, a snake, a Clod, a goat with a hat, a Toad... Hoo, a tapeworm, an assistant to Lorne Michaels... (looks through more) Wow!
Blayno: It's a long long list.
Corubin: There’s also a rock you can reincarnate into.
Bowser: (long pause) A ROCK!!!!!!?????????

[The echo of that last word rings throughout Hell.]
Bowser: No! I refuse to be a boulder! Do I look like Finn the human?!
Waren: Now, uh... This is in regards to that first one and Wolrick.
Corubin: Huh?
Wolrick: NO! Okay! I got it, you got your vengeance! I’m not reincarnating into that! Just let it go, please! We're even, been so since I showed up on Niduthea!
Waren: Just messing with ya!
Bowser: FINALLY. Someone agrees with me about how much pervert bait that Bowsette thing is.
E. Gadd: I think it’s best we wait. I mean it’s not like we’ll be here forever, maybe this Mike guy I heard about will save us.
Bowser: Yeah, I'm sure he'd- (realizes what E. Gadd said) MIKE?! YOU'D RELY ON MIKE?! WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE?! WHY DON'T WE JUST FRY OURSELVES UP NOW AND HAVE THE DEMONS HERE SERVE US WITH CHIPS TO THEIR BOSSES?!
Bob: Hey bro, calm down.
Bowser: (walks away) Don't tell me to be calm, blue boy.
E. Gadd: It's not like Mike'd screw up-

[Bowser screams. Cut back to Skyworld.]
Captain Toad: So you DO remember?
Hannah: Wait... Waren... (remembers everything she did together with him) …Yes, it’s all coming back to me...
Shady: What of Waren do you remember?
Keres: Anything at all?
Hannah: I remember how we first met during a scouting mission.
Kirby: A scouting mission? Did anything happen then?

[As this goes on, a familiar, golden haired figure is shown in a blue version of Astarcuthox's robes. Even the symbol is different, resembling Rhixaldir just a bit.]
Hannah: Yes, we met each other and we talked for a bit like our hatred for Wolrick.
Captain Toad: Oh, that psychopath...
Hannah: (nods) And after the mission, we started hanging out more.
Peach: Must've been really sweet, huh?
Hannah: (nods) He’s quite the gentleman.
Rosalina: Yeah, quite a charmer.
Slamclops: (sees the blue cloaked man, not knowing it’s Rhixaldir) Sir, who are you?
Rhixaldir: (looks up) Oh, just a traveler.
Kasden: (looks over) Huh?
Slamclops: What's your business here in Skyworld?
Shady: (sees Rhixaldir) Wait, something about that man seems familiar...
Keres: Really?
Rhixaldir: (looks over at Keres and Shady) Oh, brother...
Shady, Keres and Rhixaldir: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Mike: (runs over) HI GUYS!
Rhixaldir: (looks over at Mike) You again?
Mike: So let me guess, you’re here to steal something to help Astarcuthox rule the world.
Rhixaldir: That creation of mine didn't even revive me for that purpose. He just wanted to mess with me!
Mike: You’re still working with him, right?
Rhixaldir: I left that Flameburger the moment he started terrorizing an entire village with those peons of his. … Also, fuck you. (immediately leaves but takes some blue prints with him)
Mike: …ok...
Kasden: (floats over to him) Why don't you show your face to us? It feels a little crazy talking to myself.
Rhixaldir: If only I could. Because of that demon I made reviving me, I am stuck in a sticky, sweaty, noisy, hungry, hairy, smelly 20-something year old human body constantly craving things like burgers, cheese fries, loaded fries, tacos, sushi, chilidogs, chili fries, pizza and finding myself watching anime. (sprouts his golden wings while turning his cloak into an additional set of wings, flies off, thinks) "At least now I know an even bigger threat compared to the hellspawn that I made... Dagas had better watch out..."

[The others look on at the gold winged and blue winged man soaring off into the sky.]

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