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For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 and Hritz123 .
Builder bits and other resources by me and Kphoria.
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/kasden95/ar…
Alternate Names: SLC Wintertime Tales Part 36, Ratswell's Revenge + SLC Wintertime Tales Part 82

[Back at the hotel.]
Doorman: Oy! Oh, that's gotta hurt. (sees the Toads and Waddle Dees and takes the money, brief pause, then satisfied) Very generous, sirs and ma'ams! (Opens the door) You have a Merry Christmas.
Bank Toad: Hold that elevator!
Mail Toad: Bank Toad!
Bank Toad: (Gasps.) Mail Toad! Step on it, Hint Toad!

[The Giga Blamclops gets into the elevator. The Toads and Waddle Dees get to it, but hit the doors. The elevator arrow points to the 13th floor, and we cut to the Toads and Waddle Dees looking around until they see envelopes fall through a Warp Pipe.]
Bank Toad: What comes down, must go up.
Hint Toad: Bank Toad. (Drags out a shop vacuum from the closet)
Bank Toad: All right, peeps! Commence Operation Special Delivery.

[Hint Toad plugs in the vacuum and Steve Dee turns it on in reverse. The Toads and Waddle Dees put on postage stamps and hop into the vacuum and ride up the pipe to the top floor just as the Giga Blamclops is entering her apartment and locks the door.]
Bank Toad: Bullcrap! No more Mister Nice Banker.
Steve Dee: (gets out the stick of dynamite) Kaboom! Kaboom! KABOOM!
Bank Toad: Steve Dee! Enough with the dynamite already!
Steve Dee: (groans) Dammit…

[At the MacGowan household.]
Greene: Dad, what happened to Mom? What if she never comes back?
Farlane: I think the bigger question is if this is the way she's gonna act at Christmas do we even want her back?
Theodore: Which is better? This? (Does light bongo drumming) Or this? (Does rapid bongo drumming)
Mila: Theodore, I thought you didn't want to be in the pageant.
Theodore: Oh, Mila, Santa, Kris and Nick would think it terribly naughty of me not to fulfill my obligation to Mother. You know how much the pageant means to her.
Greene: Where do you think she is?
Farlane: (pulls out a laptop) Well, thank existence years ago I planted a homing device in your mother's skull for just such an occasion.

[Many red dots are shown.]
Farlane: I forgot. I also put 'em in a bunch of squirrels. This isn't goin to do us any good. May as well see if she's at the pageant.

[Alexandra is climbing the tree, reaching the star topper.]
Alexandra: You lied to me.
Mila: Oh, my Grambi! There's Mom!
Farlane: Hi, Alexandra! Hey, do we look like ants down here?
Alexandra: (throws an ornament) Bite me!
Patrick: Farlane, can't thank you enough for that great time days ago. Don't worry. We'll get Alexandra down.
Scrap: (aims a gun arm) Locked and loaded, sir.
Mila: Wait. You can't shoot my mom!
Patrick: Don't worry, kid. It's just a mild sedative. (Accidentally knocking Scrap's arm off) Go!
Farlane: All right, hang on. Look, Alexandra is only up there because we sucked the Christmas spirit right out of her. Maybe if she sees the pageant it'll bring her around. Give her a chance, eh?
Seth: Trust him, Patrick. This man has seen every Christmas special ever made.
Patrick: Are you wearing a girl's sweater?
Seth: Does that really matter right now?
Patrick: You got 10 minutes.

[On a stage.]
Farlane: Lights, please.

[Lights shine on Farlane.]
Farlane: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when we celebrate the birth of Jesus. Other similar holidays like it include Luvbimas.

[A group of Shadows and Glimmers are shown dressed up as the characters they were assigned. Theodore plays the drums.]
Theodore: Good evening. I am playing the role of the Little Drummer Boy. A boy once portrayed on the big screen by Teddy Eccles. You may remember him for such a role on the Rankin Bass stop motion of the same name. Anyhoo, the perennial dictum is to spread goodwill towards all people. The irony of course is that this is contrary to our nature. So why do we do it? Because we are being watched! And so we unselfishly think of others, assured that our good behavior will be rewarded with love and plutonium.

[Alexandra smiles tearfully. Scrap smiles when he receives a text.]
Text: Remember, no creature is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the fully powered wings!

[A bell rings.]
Theodore: And folks say that every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
Scrap: Yeah, that's right… Attaboy, Pit!

Music
Bingo Highway - Sonic Heroes
My Castle Town - Deltarune

Description
For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 and Hritz123 .
Builder bits and other resources by me and Kphoria.
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/kasden95/ar…
Alternate Names: SLC Wintertime Tales Part 36, Ratswell's Revenge + SLC Wintertime Tales Part 82

[Back at the hotel.]
Doorman: Oy! Oh, that's gotta hurt. (sees the Toads and Waddle Dees and takes the money, brief pause, then satisfied) Very generous, sirs and ma'ams! (Opens the door) You have a Merry Christmas.
Bank Toad: Hold that elevator!
Mail Toad: Bank Toad!
Bank Toad: (Gasps.) Mail Toad! Step on it, Hint Toad!

[The Giga Blamclops gets into the elevator. The Toads and Waddle Dees get to it, but hit the doors. The elevator arrow points to the 13th floor, and we cut to the Toads and Waddle Dees looking around until they see envelopes fall through a Warp Pipe.]
Bank Toad: What comes down, must go up.
Hint Toad: Bank Toad. (Drags out a shop vacuum from the closet)
Bank Toad: All right, peeps! Commence Operation Special Delivery.

[Hint Toad plugs in the vacuum and Steve Dee turns it on in reverse. The Toads and Waddle Dees put on postage stamps and hop into the vacuum and ride up the pipe to the top floor just as the Giga Blamclops is entering her apartment and locks the door.]
Bank Toad: Bullcrap! No more Mister Nice Banker.
Steve Dee: (gets out the stick of dynamite) Kaboom! Kaboom! KABOOM!
Bank Toad: Steve Dee! Enough with the dynamite already!
Steve Dee: (groans) Dammit…

[At the MacGowan household.]
Greene: Dad, what happened to Mom? What if she never comes back?
Farlane: I think the bigger question is if this is the way she's gonna act at Christmas do we even want her back?
Theodore: Which is better? This? (Does light bongo drumming) Or this? (Does rapid bongo drumming)
Mila: Theodore, I thought you didn't want to be in the pageant.
Theodore: Oh, Mila, Santa, Kris and Nick would think it terribly naughty of me not to fulfill my obligation to Mother. You know how much the pageant means to her.
Greene: Where do you think she is?
Farlane: (pulls out a laptop) Well, thank existence years ago I planted a homing device in your mother's skull for just such an occasion.

[Many red dots are shown.]
Farlane: I forgot. I also put 'em in a bunch of squirrels. This isn't goin to do us any good. May as well see if she's at the pageant.

[Alexandra is climbing the tree, reaching the star topper.]
Alexandra: You lied to me.
Mila: Oh, my Grambi! There's Mom!
Farlane: Hi, Alexandra! Hey, do we look like ants down here?
Alexandra: (throws an ornament) Bite me!
Patrick: Farlane, can't thank you enough for that great time days ago. Don't worry. We'll get Alexandra down.
Scrap: (aims a gun arm) Locked and loaded, sir.
Mila: Wait. You can't shoot my mom!
Patrick: Don't worry, kid. It's just a mild sedative. (Accidentally knocking Scrap's arm off) Go!
Farlane: All right, hang on. Look, Alexandra is only up there because we sucked the Christmas spirit right out of her. Maybe if she sees the pageant it'll bring her around. Give her a chance, eh?
Seth: Trust him, Patrick. This man has seen every Christmas special ever made.
Patrick: Are you wearing a girl's sweater?
Seth: Does that really matter right now?
Patrick: You got 10 minutes.

[On a stage.]
Farlane: Lights, please.

[Lights shine on Farlane.]
Farlane: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when we celebrate the birth of Jesus. Other similar holidays like it include Luvbimas.

[A group of Shadows and Glimmers are shown dressed up as the characters they were assigned. Theodore plays the drums.]
Theodore: Good evening. I am playing the role of the Little Drummer Boy. A boy once portrayed on the big screen by Teddy Eccles. You may remember him for such a role on the Rankin Bass stop motion of the same name. Anyhoo, the perennial dictum is to spread goodwill towards all people. The irony of course is that this is contrary to our nature. So why do we do it? Because we are being watched! And so we unselfishly think of others, assured that our good behavior will be rewarded with love and plutonium.

[Alexandra smiles tearfully. Scrap smiles when he receives a text.]
Text: Remember, no creature is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the fully powered wings!

[A bell rings.]
Theodore: And folks say that every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
Scrap: Yeah, that's right… Attaboy, Pit!

Music
Bingo Highway - Sonic Heroes
My Castle Town - Deltarune