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Description For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 and Hritz123 .
Builder bits and other resources by me, Zeskverta and Kphoria .
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/kasden95/ar…
Alternate Names: Demon Castle Astarcuthox Part 122

[Eventually, while also making their way through multiple Ice Soldiers, the group ultimately finds themselves at the door to Chilga's main room.]
Mike: Hmm... (sees a chest and opens it and inside is a bunch Dream Coins) What does these do?
Captain Toad: Wait a second, are those Dream Coins?!
Mike: That's what these things're called? What do they do?
Blue: I think they can open portals to the Dream World.
Mike: Are you serious?
Blue: That’s what the note says in the chest.
Mike: Oh, no way! This'd be just like when we visited Aithne's dream world! (gets a big brain idea) I wonder who's dreams I can visit with these... But I got an idea.
Escargoon: And that is?
Mike: You’ll see once we get to Chilga’s chamber.

[Speaking of which, Chilga's in her chamber.]
Chilga: Listen to them, all "I'm so heroic" and stuff. Ugh, makes me sick. Time to knock them down a peg.

[Chilga yawns still feeling sleepy. Suddenly, the door is swung open.]
Chilga: Hmm?
Mario and Sonic: Rise and shine!
Chilga: Huh. Almost thought my Ice Soldiers would've taken care of you along with those 3 brothers.
Kevin: News flash, they’re dead!
Chilga: Oh... Meh…
Kevin: You don’t care about your goons?
Chilga: Eh, they were lousy soldiers anyways. Okay, now we can fight… On second thought... (lays on her bed) Maybe after a nap...

[Everyone else falls over in disbelief.]
Mertin: She’s even lazier than my brother..
Skull: Yeah, at least I do some stuff. But look at her, she's not even moving a muscle!
Kevin: HEY!!! WAKE UP!!!!!
Peach: Please?!

[Daisy blows a trumpet into Chilga's ear.]
Mike: (holds up the Dream Coins) I think now might be the perfect time.
Chilga: Hey, it’s rude to interrupt people who are sleeping...
Peach: And yet ruining other people's worlds is polite?
Chilga: Uh, this place was already like this the time I got here.
Peach: You still sent your goons to hunt them down!
Chilga: Eh, I just take pride in my work. Even if I don't do much of anything. Now, if you'll excuse me... (falls asleep)
Kevin: HOW LAZY CAN SHE BE?!
Skull: Apparently she's so lazy that she even rivals those like me and Sans. Even Wario at times.

[Wario fumes.]
Waluigi: He's gotcha there!
Daisy: (uses a Super Mushroom on a megaphone and screams into it) HEY, ICE WITCH!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!
Wario: AGH! MY EARS!
Mike: Guys? The Dream Coins!
Chilga: (wakes up and sighs) I suppose we’re gonna have to fight...

[As she says that, Diana, Captain Toad and Kirby lunge at her, ready to strike, but Chilga used her magic to instantly freeze them.]
Kevin: (grabs Wario) Hey Lard Fat, I’m going to be needing your service (used Wario as a meat shield to block the ice attacks)

[Wario screams the whole time.]
Captain Toad: That was just cold, Chilga, figuratively AND literally!
Text 1: Captain Toad Owned Count
Text 2: 51
Text 3: Wario's ALSO getting owned again

[Kevin throws Wario at Chilga but he missea and hits Captain Toad.]
Kevin: Shit… (gets blasted with ice magic) GAH!
Text 1: Captain Toad Owned Count
Text 2: 52
Text 3: And Wario and Kevin got owned
Mario: Guys!!!

[Chilga makes ice clones of herself to do the fighting for her and said clones easily beat Bowser like nothing and even gave Mario a lot of trouble due to how fast they are.]
Sonic: They may be fast, but not as fast as- (gets immediately frozen) Me?

[Mario, getting an idea, chucks a few Fire Flowers at those who got frozen, thawing them and giving them fire powers.]
Mike: Hey Ice Raven!

[Kevin charged at Chilga only to get punched a by a mob of ice Rooks. Chilga looks at Mike as she throws an ice spike at Mario, who leaps out of the way, but Chilga seems to look at Mike, confused. Mike holds a dream coin and tossed it opening a portal to the Dream World.]
Chilga: What're you doing...?
Mike: I opened a portal to the Dream World so you can be as lazy as you want.
Chilga: Oh really... Thanks, I guess.

[She then enters the portal and it closes.]
Kevin: We could’ve won, you know.
Mike: Says the guy who got his ass kicked.
Kirby: Still though, those came in handy.
Diana: Of course.
Blue: Uh, guys, the blizzard is still raging on, only stronger.
Wario: I think we have to close that Dark Port!
Bandana Dee: Good thing I found which part of the palace it's at. (rushes off) Follow me, guys!

[Everyone follows Bandana Dee.]
Music
Temple Of Droplets - Legend Of Zelda The Minish Cap
Blood Of A Villain - Persona 4
Comic Walk - Sydney Torch
Decisive Battle - Kirby And The Rainbow Curse
Tomfoolery - SpongeBob
Eye Of The Storm - Sonic After The Sequel
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