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Kazuv — Stacy: Paranormal Investigator
Published: 2008-01-22 06:13:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 5196; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 133
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The conspiracy goes deeper than you know.In fact, ALL girls secretly hunt paranormal creatures in some form or another when boys aren't around. This includes you reading this right now (as you already know) unless of course you are a boy, in which case you heard nothing.
Sally: I'm telling you Becky, I saw him outside my house! We like TOTALLY have to find proof of his existence.
Becky: But how are we going to get it? I mean we have to think up some kind of trap or else-
*guy walks up*
Becky: So anyway, I bought this new pair of shoes and OMG they're gorgeous!
Sally: Oh I know. And that purse! You have to tell me where you got it!
*guy walks away*
Becky: That was close. So anyway, about the bigfoot trap...
Haha, I'm just kidding of course...
*End of Document: Plausible Deniability Ensured*
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No, no, see, methinks you saw a spirit orb. Spirit as in "GHOST." If you don't know what a spirit orb is, Google it or go to Wikipeidia. Paranormal stuff is MY area of expertise. In fact, the Agency has put ME in charge of that stuff. Yes, that is right. I am the head of Paranormal Investegations by Girls.
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KAZUV, HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!? I THOUGHT WE COULD TRUST YOU TO KEEP IT A SECRET!!!!!!! YOU'RE THE ONLY BOY ON THE PLANET WHO'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW, WE TRUSTED YOU, THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE TOLD YOU, WE WOULDN'T HAVE UNLESS WE THOUGHT WE COULD TRUST YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Wait...that IS how he knows, isn't it, girls? 'Cause we told him 'cause we thought we could trust him?...That sounds right......I forget, but still, HOW COULD YOU, KAZUV!?!?!?
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Like I said, plausible deniability! 8D
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*hugs* It's ok. ;3
Your secret's safe with me.
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Then why did you just TELL EVERYONE?!
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I KNEW IT! That's why a bunny was looking weird at me yesterday.. They're training the cute animals as spies... SPIES I TELLS YA!
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She kinda looks like hide, only without pink hair, pregnant, oh and has a vagina.
X3
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^O^ So i got teh kewlezt earrings 2dai LOL I LUV DEM <333 TEEHEE.
*Hello kitty purse vibrates* LOL BRB <3
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speakin of stuff like this i saw a ufo a few days ago.
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Report the incident to a human female immediately!
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oh, we're listening. listening and waiting.
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Then.... UR NOT A WOMAN!
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*shifty eyes* LOL OMG HELLO KITTY PURSE SALE AT THE SANRIO STORE!!! LETS ALL GO GET SUM KAWIAI PURSES!!!!! ^O^
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U seen the simpsons? They make hello kitty out of real cats.
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i have been tell everone i know but they think i'am making it up
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U probebly just saw a secret govent protype.
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no im sure it was a ufo.
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THEY HAVE COME TO RETRIEVE ME!
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Tell me, I'm female!
I mean LOL SHUUZ!
(no really, tell me, I'm interested xD)
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ok it was friday night and i was outside laying on my lawn looking up at the stars then i see this blinking green light at first i was thinkin ok it just a plane but then it stop movin so i ran into my house to get my tellascope so when i came back out lucky for me it still there so look through my tellascope and lm like holy carp it a ufo then it start to blink red and it takes off leavein this white line behind witch slowy go's away.
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freaky! what did it look like inside the telescope lens?
Once, looooooooooooooooooong ago when my old best friend used to live in this apartment building not far from my house, I was hanging out with her, her brother, and her friend Jennifer. She, Jennifer and I were on the balcony just hangin' when I looked up at the sky and saw this orangy-yellow colored orb moving slowly in the sky. I was like "o weird. lol" and then I notice it start to change into different colors. Not blinking... just fading into one color then another. It went from the paleorangy-yellow, to orangey-red and we were all like "o---o". It floating softly from our point of view till it went back behind the apartment building. The light was pretty far away, but it was still pretty freaky.
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that is freaky maybe the one i saw is the one that you saw.
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I got scars I can't account for, proof I have been abducted by other-worldly beings.
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well now that you say that i have this mark on my back but i hav no idea how i got it.
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Mine is on my left hand between the knuckles of my pointer and middle finger.
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mine look's like a half moon half sun.
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A straight and thin inch long white line with a smaller mark making a half arrow pointing in the dirretion of my finger.
Yours?
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Maybe but probably not. That was back when I was like 13 years old and I'm 24 now. =0
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true!
For more freaky fun: last night something touched my leg 3 times in a row.
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maybe it was a ghost:ghostbuster:
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oh so my cusin sprk-77 told that story of the UFO huh?
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