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Since My last URvOR pic was so Popular ( kruzer.deviantart.com/art/Over… ) I decided to make a new one, this time... I KNOW I'M GOING TO PISS PEOPLE OFF!

Now don't get the wrong idea, I don't hate Red (BTW this is Game Red), But his Fans drive me CRAZY. They love this lifeless Avatar so much that they refuse to accept the fact that his Anime Counterpart is just that, a counterpart to the first game's hero. I grew up with Ash Ketchum and to me he will always be the hero of Pokemon, But once you compare him to his game self Red, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. And I hear some of the lamest excuses ever when you bring in these two.

1. Red is the most awesome trainer ever, Ash is stupid!

How do you know that? Red is an AVATAR, nothing more, he's only as good as you make him. In other words if you suck at Pokemon then Red sucks. Ash isn't totally stupid, he has done things that will always surprise us and up until Best Wises (Black and White) he had good character and skill development. Thank God for his character in Kalos.

2. Ash's Pokemon will never beat Red's Pokemon, Red's a better tainer!

Oy Vey, Proof... where are you? The Elite Four and Champions are exaggerated in the Anime! AND believe it or not, someone actually made a video of Ash's Pikachu (Game event) dominating Red's Pikachu when put on the same level ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS-aZy… ) Now what!

3. Red got all his badges easily and it only took him a couple of Hours, Ash took forever!

Try walking through three home towns and back in one day, The game is a cake walk compared to real life and the anime. In fact, Misty said it herself in the Anime "A simulation's one thing, but this is Real Life"

4. Red has done more than Ash ever will, nothing Ash does counts anyway!

Red temporarily disbanded Team Rocket, became Kanto Champion (no Tournament needed) and decided to live on a mountain to train and was defeated by a noob (Ethan/Gold or Lyra/Crystal)... Twice (Nate/Black 2 or Rosa/White 2)

Ash (Not counting Movies) made top 16 in Kanto's Tournament, Defeat Jessie, James and Meowth every time, Defeated ALL of Team Rocket several time, became the Orange Islands' Champion after defeating someone who was undefeated, Top 8 in Johto, Disbanded Team Magma, Aqua, Galactic, Plasma and Flare, became Battle Frontier Champion, Top 4 in Sinnoh but still defeated an unbeatable Pokemon, and Top 8 in Unova (Due to Stupid Writing), was 2nd Place in Kalos (WHY, JUST WHY?) and has actually SAVED THE WORLD multiple times... you're right nothing he does counts at all (Sarcasm)

5. Red caught all 150 Pokemon in Kanto, Ash can't catch anything good!

So he caught all the Pokemon without trading and only needs to train like maybe 10, yet the Kanto Legendary Pokemon are still loose in later games... I can't believe people actually care! If Ash caught a Pokemon in each episode the anime would not be half as good as it is/was... besides isn't half the fun of the anime "speculation" and "Guessing" along with the adventure. Speaking of which I think his Alola team will be... Pikachu of course, Decidueye, Incineroar, Lycanroc (Dusk form), and Unless his Greninja somehow returns a Pyukumuku, Finally His Poipole will Evolve into Naganadel and he'll release it back with the other Ultra beast.

And I hope the Girl From Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee makes an appearance and we see her with her Eevee and she captures an alolan Meowth

Also wouldn't it be crazy if Ash meets a female trainer that turns into a Were-Lycanroc and she falls for him when he says he will help her find a cure. (Subject to Change)

6. Read Pokemon Adventures/Special, that's the true story of Red!

The Manga is as canon to the game as the Anime. Plus I've read Pokemon Adventures/Special, it's... okay at best, sure (Adventures) Red seems luckier and a bit more competent than Ash but he never got all eight badges, he got seven (Two out of Pity, and three he either found or were stolen), he only defeated one member of the Elite Four, Bruno, who is said to be the weakest, and became Champion but never fought one. Red is nothing like what you say he is "suppose" to be. Like I said it's okay, I just like the anime more. NEXT!

7. Red's a real badass in Pokemon Origins, this should replace the anime!

Pokemon Origins and that version of Red was... Boring, Predictable and Badly Paced (ZING)! Seriously though Pokemon Origins was Pointless, the whole point was to trigger nostalgia and promote Mega Charizard X (Y is better). I can't stand it when they say "It took Red 4 Episodes to do what Ash can't do in 700+ ect." IT'S A SPECIAL... AND IT WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! People say this is what the anime should have been... OH DEAR GOD NO! I mean the animation in the battles weren't bad but everything else looks... bleh, I mean... JUST LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MISTY ( cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/6/6… ) and she's suppose to be Red's age. If this was a Movie and I was a member of "The Spill Crew" I'd give it a LOW RENTAL and go back to watching BW season 2 (that's how lackluster it was)

8. Ash looks nothing like red, Your argument is invalid!

Ash's design is based on the original Red, but with Z's on his face, a slightly different hat and a blue jacket instead of a red one ( vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/e… ), I don't understand why Ken Sugimori made such a drastic design change on the new Red, especially compared to the other heroes but... it just makes things worse for Ash... Oh wait you're right, video game characters always look the same on TV, Look at Bowser from the Super Mario Brothers ( www.mariowiki.com/images/0/01/… ) and Knuckle Joe from Kirby ( img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20… ) how silly of me... (More Sarcasm)

9. At least Red ages!

(FACE PALM) How come people only ask why doesn't Ash age? What about Bart Simpson? Bugs Bunny? or the Doraemon Kids? It's a Cartoon, the Characters age when the writers say they age! And don't give me that Ash's coma theory, End of Story!

And worst of All 10. If Red was the star of the Anime instead of Ash, the Anime would be a lot better?

Okay, let's go back in time and change Ash to Red but keep the same animation staff... guess what... most Likely THE ANIME WOULD BE EXACTLY THE SAME! Ash is just the anime's version of Red. Besides who names the hero after the color of the cartridge, so does that mean if you have Red you're the hero and if you have Blue/Green you're a douche? In fact Red was suppose to be named "Ash" in Gold and Silver but they stuck with Red for Unknown (and Probably Stupid) Reasons.

Listen... Red, Ash Ketchum (Anime), Shu (Gotta catch 'em all) , Satoshi (Zensho), Akai (Pocket Monsters) or Whatever you call him are all the same character, but are confined to the rules of their continuity and are only as good as the people who make the story make them. How People can blindly follow a sprite that's only as good as you play is beyond me. If you like Red FINE, but no matter what he is Beyond overrated and Ash Ketchum does not deserve this much hate. Rock on Ash, Rock on! Okay rant over.

Finally a big shout out to Fang-Tan!

Ash or Red or Whatever belong to Nintendo and Game Freak!

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Since My last URvOR pic was so Popular ( kruzer.deviantart.com/art/Over… ) I decided to make a new one, this time... I KNOW I'M GOING TO PISS PEOPLE OFF!

Now don't get the wrong idea, I don't hate Red (BTW this is Game Red), But his Fans drive me CRAZY. They love this lifeless Avatar so much that they refuse to accept the fact that his Anime Counterpart is just that, a counterpart to the first game's hero. I grew up with Ash Ketchum and to me he will always be the hero of Pokemon, But once you compare him to his game self Red, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. And I hear some of the lamest excuses ever when you bring in these two.

1. Red is the most awesome trainer ever, Ash is stupid!

How do you know that? Red is an AVATAR, nothing more, he's only as good as you make him. In other words if you suck at Pokemon then Red sucks. Ash isn't totally stupid, he has done things that will always surprise us and up until Best Wises (Black and White) he had good character and skill development. Thank God for his character in Kalos.

2. Ash's Pokemon will never beat Red's Pokemon, Red's a better tainer!

Oy Vey, Proof... where are you? The Elite Four and Champions are exaggerated in the Anime! AND believe it or not, someone actually made a video of Ash's Pikachu (Game event) dominating Red's Pikachu when put on the same level ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS-aZy… ) Now what!

3. Red got all his badges easily and it only took him a couple of Hours, Ash took forever!

Try walking through three home towns and back in one day, The game is a cake walk compared to real life and the anime. In fact, Misty said it herself in the Anime "A simulation's one thing, but this is Real Life"

4. Red has done more than Ash ever will, nothing Ash does counts anyway!

Red temporarily disbanded Team Rocket, became Kanto Champion (no Tournament needed) and decided to live on a mountain to train and was defeated by a noob (Ethan/Gold or Lyra/Crystal)... Twice (Nate/Black 2 or Rosa/White 2)

Ash (Not counting Movies) made top 16 in Kanto's Tournament, Defeat Jessie, James and Meowth every time, Defeated ALL of Team Rocket several time, became the Orange Islands' Champion after defeating someone who was undefeated, Top 8 in Johto, Disbanded Team Magma, Aqua, Galactic, Plasma and Flare, became Battle Frontier Champion, Top 4 in Sinnoh but still defeated an unbeatable Pokemon, and Top 8 in Unova (Due to Stupid Writing), was 2nd Place in Kalos (WHY, JUST WHY?) and has actually SAVED THE WORLD multiple times... you're right nothing he does counts at all (Sarcasm)

5. Red caught all 150 Pokemon in Kanto, Ash can't catch anything good!

So he caught all the Pokemon without trading and only needs to train like maybe 10, yet the Kanto Legendary Pokemon are still loose in later games... I can't believe people actually care! If Ash caught a Pokemon in each episode the anime would not be half as good as it is/was... besides isn't half the fun of the anime "speculation" and "Guessing" along with the adventure. Speaking of which I think his Alola team will be... Pikachu of course, Decidueye, Incineroar, Lycanroc (Dusk form), and Unless his Greninja somehow returns a Pyukumuku, Finally His Poipole will Evolve into Naganadel and he'll release it back with the other Ultra beast.

And I hope the Girl From Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee makes an appearance and we see her with her Eevee and she captures an alolan Meowth

Also wouldn't it be crazy if Ash meets a female trainer that turns into a Were-Lycanroc and she falls for him when he says he will help her find a cure. (Subject to Change)

6. Read Pokemon Adventures/Special, that's the true story of Red!

The Manga is as canon to the game as the Anime. Plus I've read Pokemon Adventures/Special, it's... okay at best, sure (Adventures) Red seems luckier and a bit more competent than Ash but he never got all eight badges, he got seven (Two out of Pity, and three he either found or were stolen), he only defeated one member of the Elite Four, Bruno, who is said to be the weakest, and became Champion but never fought one. Red is nothing like what you say he is "suppose" to be. Like I said it's okay, I just like the anime more. NEXT!

7. Red's a real badass in Pokemon Origins, this should replace the anime!

Pokemon Origins and that version of Red was... Boring, Predictable and Badly Paced (ZING)! Seriously though Pokemon Origins was Pointless, the whole point was to trigger nostalgia and promote Mega Charizard X (Y is better). I can't stand it when they say "It took Red 4 Episodes to do what Ash can't do in 700+ ect." IT'S A SPECIAL... AND IT WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! People say this is what the anime should have been... OH DEAR GOD NO! I mean the animation in the battles weren't bad but everything else looks... bleh, I mean... JUST LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MISTY ( cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/6/6… ) and she's suppose to be Red's age. If this was a Movie and I was a member of "The Spill Crew" I'd give it a LOW RENTAL and go back to watching BW season 2 (that's how lackluster it was)

8. Ash looks nothing like red, Your argument is invalid!

Ash's design is based on the original Red, but with Z's on his face, a slightly different hat and a blue jacket instead of a red one ( vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/e… ), I don't understand why Ken Sugimori made such a drastic design change on the new Red, especially compared to the other heroes but... it just makes things worse for Ash... Oh wait you're right, video game characters always look the same on TV, Look at Bowser from the Super Mario Brothers ( www.mariowiki.com/images/0/01/… ) and Knuckle Joe from Kirby ( img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20… ) how silly of me... (More Sarcasm)

9. At least Red ages!

(FACE PALM) How come people only ask why doesn't Ash age? What about Bart Simpson? Bugs Bunny? or the Doraemon Kids? It's a Cartoon, the Characters age when the writers say they age! And don't give me that Ash's coma theory, End of Story!

And worst of All 10. If Red was the star of the Anime instead of Ash, the Anime would be a lot better?

Okay, let's go back in time and change Ash to Red but keep the same animation staff... guess what... most Likely THE ANIME WOULD BE EXACTLY THE SAME! Ash is just the anime's version of Red. Besides who names the hero after the color of the cartridge, so does that mean if you have Red you're the hero and if you have Blue/Green you're a douche? In fact Red was suppose to be named "Ash" in Gold and Silver but they stuck with Red for Unknown (and Probably Stupid) Reasons.

Listen... Red, Ash Ketchum (Anime), Shu (Gotta catch 'em all) , Satoshi (Zensho), Akai (Pocket Monsters) or Whatever you call him are all the same character, but are confined to the rules of their continuity and are only as good as the people who make the story make them. How People can blindly follow a sprite that's only as good as you play is beyond me. If you like Red FINE, but no matter what he is Beyond overrated and Ash Ketchum does not deserve this much hate. Rock on Ash, Rock on! Okay rant over.

Finally a big shout out to Fang-Tan!

Ash or Red or Whatever belong to Nintendo and Game Freak!