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Published: 2012-07-31 19:16:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 233; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Ray Kon
Bryan had a pet tarantula and now he's lost it...
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Bryan Kuznetsov I didn't lose it, Ray. I let it loose. It's an experiment. I'm going to find out if anyone here will scream like a girl.
Spencer Petrov likes this.
Ray Kon I think you can eat them Are you SURE it's a good idea to let a PET one run loose?
Bryan Kuznetsov that's disgusting, Ray. Who'd want to eat a spider?
Ray Kon hey, who'd want to eat snails and frog's legs? They do that in France. Personally I think spider sounds more appealing. lol
Bryan Kuznetsov you're TRYING to gross me out now, aren't you. I'm starting to think you're as bad as Kai's cats
Ray Kon lol, maybe I am trying to gross you out, or maybe I'm genuinely curious about the taste of fried tarantula. That's for me to know and you to worry about.
Bryan Kuznetsov the fact that you're even entertaining the idea of eating my spider is somewhat worrying in regards to your mentality. And Kai says I'M a nutcase
Ray Kon what do you guys think, Tala, Ian and Spencer? Shall we catch Bryan's spider and fry it?
Mariah Wong likes this.
Kevin Cheng rofl just like they do in Cambodia
Bryan Kuznetsov actually, on second thoughts Ray, if you eat the spider I will give you 1000 rubels
Ray Kon that's what? 194 yuan? You're on
Bryan Kuznetsov likes this.
Bryan Kuznetsov okay, time to find her then
Tala Valkov what he had a spider for fecks sake get it away!
Kai Hiwatari likes this.
Ian Papov can't belive you did it....
Kai Hiwatari ‎Bryan shouldn't be allowed to keep pets if he willingly let's people eat them... If anything happens to my cats, I'll kill you and throw your body in the lake!
Ray Kon likes this
Ray Kon what lake?
Kai Hiwatari Lake Baikal!
Ray Kon and Hilary Tatibana like this.
Ray Kon lol
Bryan Kuznetsov ‎Kai, like I told Ray, "pet" is too strong a word. I merely kept a spider because they freak people out. Did you notice Tala's reaction?
Kai Hiwatari Yeah, Tala's just being a wuss.
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Ray Kon lol
Bryan Kuznetsov don't worry, Tala, while Ray's here you can hide behind him
Spencer Petrov holy sh*t Bryan! i found your spider pet on my soup D:< WTH?!
Ray Kon that's what he did with it after I left to get rid of the taste?
Bryan Kuznetsov ‎Spencer, it wasn't a PET, it was just something to scare people with. And after Ray fried it, it seemed like such a waste when he wouldn't eat the whole thing LOL
Mariah Wong ‎Kai's right, Bryan. You ARE a psycho...
Ray Kon, Hilary Tatibana, Spencer Petrov and Kai Hiwatari like this.
Kai Hiwatari Thank you, Mariah
Ray Kon and Hilary Tatibana like this.
Hilary Tatibana sorry Bryan but i am in complete agreement with Kai you are a psycho
Ray Kon likes this.
Tala Valkov didn't even knew you had that hairy eightleged little creepy thing before you lost it so and no im not afraid of them.. but i don't like them either i rather smosh it with a bok then see it...
Hilary Tatibana ‎...did you have a bad experience with spiders or something Tala? O.o
Tala Valkov I just dont like the really big ones...
Hilary Tatibana ah, don't really blame you

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Ray Kon
Caught the spider. Bryan, before I kill this arachnid you claim to have kept as a pet, are you absolutely 100% positive about this? I mean, dude, that's your PET.
Bryan Kuznetsov pet's too strong a word. I just kept it because it freaks people out, which is funny
Bryan Kuznetsov don't wuss out
Ray Kon I'm not wussing out. I'm making sure you're not going to regret it
Bryan Kuznetsov just eat the fucking spider already!!!
Bryan Kuznetsov this is going to be hilarious

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Ray Kon
How can I describe the taste of spider? All I require to make the point is to ask for the spices in order to hide the taste. bleugh!
Bryan Kuznetsov likes this.
Bryan Kuznetsov you might not have enjoyed the taste, but you actually did it. points for respect for having the guts to eat it.
Tala Valkov im nto eating somthign with eight legs...
Hilary Tatibana ya....i don't think i would either...
Johnny McGregor ‎Ray, you're mad
Johnny McGregor tha's just crazy

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Bryan Kuznetsov
Would you eat a snake?
Ray Kon ‎Bryan, WTF?
Bryan Kuznetsov you ate the spider
Ray Kon you paid me for that, and it was gross
Bryan Kuznetsov I'll pay you for this too
Ray Kon how much?
Bryan Kuznetsov ‎5000 rubels
Ray Kon what sort of snake?
Bryan Kuznetsov milk
Ray Kon no way, forget it
Bryan Kuznetsov coral?
Ray Kon I dunno...
Bryan Kuznetsov come on, that's like 980 Chinese Yuan or 1210 Hong Kong Dollars
Ray Kon I know that. I'm just wondering if I really am prepared to eat something that sounds gross again. Money or not.
Bryan Kuznetsov come on, I triple dog dare ya
Ray Kon can I sleep on it?
Bryan Kuznetsov sure
Tala Valkov ‎*sigh*
Ian Papov I dare you to do it bryan and i give you one months sallary
Ray Kon and Mariah Wong like this.
Bryan Kuznetsov the bet is for Ray to do it, Ian
Mariah Wong what's your obsession with getting Ray to eat things that sound gross?
Bryan Kuznetsov it's funny
Bryan Kuznetsov and I'm sure he'd rather do that than have me get him drunk again
Ray Kon I'm shocked Ian's actually willing to pay you to eat snake, Bryan, considering what his bit beast is
Bryan Kuznetsov likes this.
Johnny McGregor why don't you BOTH eat it?
Kevin Cheng yeh, that's fair
Kevin Cheng ‎*chanting* eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Ray Kon okay, Bryan, I'll do it
Bryan Kuznetsov yes! peer pressure XD
Ray Kon ‎"ka-ching" actually, not "peer pressure"
Kevin Cheng XD lol *chanting (again)* Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray!
Johnny McGregor that's actually not a bad price as far as dares go
Johnny McGregor almost £100
Kevin Cheng and that's like $150
Ray Kon I repeat: Ka-ching
Ray Kon don't like it... yuck...
Bryan Kuznetsov it wasn't THAT bad
Ray Kon give me pork any day
Johnny McGregor you both did it?
Ray Kon yeah
Ray Kon didn't like the texture and there wasn't enough flavour
Ray Kon pork is WAY better
Johnny McGregor lol
Johnny McGregor you're BOTH mad
Tala Valkov agreed
Ray Kon lol
Ray Kon I may be mad, but I'm 5000 rubels richer for it XD besides, it beats him trying to get me drunk

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Stanley Kon
What on earth have you been getting up to whilst travelling?
Ray Kon what? the spider and snake? it started as a joke but turned into a dare. it's okay though. I didn't like the taste but they were still edible.
Ray Kon I wouldn't eat anything inedible on a dare so don't worry
Mariah Wong XD Bryan paid him to eat them too
Mariah Wong and he actually did pay Ray, he didn't just say he would
Oliver Polanski I heard their eatebil but never cooked eny of themselfs
Ray Kon I was only winding Bryan up when I was going on about eating the spider, but then he dared me to do it and said he'd pay me. I had plans of proposing to Mariah so I figured go for it, that's money towards my wedding. Ka-ching. They taste awful though but then again I don't even like poultry very much. Maybe I've just become a little spoilt from your cooking, my uncle's cooking and my own, huh Oliver?
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Comments: 2

gizmo1499 [2012-12-05 20:53:41 +0000 UTC]

Trust Ray to go through with eating a tarantula and a snake... And Ian paying Bryan to eat what his bit beast is 0.o talk about shockin' y'all. But that was hilarious!

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KedakaiOkami In reply to gizmo1499 [2012-12-05 21:06:14 +0000 UTC]

it was fun to write

thanks for the

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