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Published: 2014-02-26 22:31:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1043; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 8
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Because Anime lets its characters reach levels of Awesome we mere mortals of the Real World can only daydream about...
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Stay awesome, DA ;D
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I'm the only who thinks that a fucking IS-2 with a fucking 122 mm D-25T gun should have taken down that shitty Type 89 I-Go and Pravda should have won?
Because they should.
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Duck team used and abused their plot armor like no man's busyness in this scene
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Or, y'know... a wheelie 
GuP taught me that, through the powers of anime and Team Leopon, the Porsche Tiger can do just that.Β
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LOL!Β
Eh, Russians still have www.google.ie/url?sa=i&rct=j&aβ¦ Β
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G-zuz, dem crazy ruskies seem to be big fans of putting things in the air/dropping things from the air that shouldn't be there
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And they also seem to love mounting a shit ton of guns on some thing
www.google.ie/url?sa=i&rct=j&aβ¦
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Also, big fans of big guns too .
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Fuck me sideways, that 280mm o_O
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Oh-hoho, but then there'sΒ this little thing they also took a shine too, courtesy of Czechoslovakia and the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.
Talk about overkill, 305 fucking millimeter howitzers that can flip over tanks!
Br-18 OP, plz nerf.
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Fucking hell...
Then again, theres this marvel of German engineering!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwererβ¦
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All of the yes! You just can't compete with the mighty Gustav! Talk shit about it and it'll turn your whole block into a crater.
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You know, Hitler tried to beg his engineers to build a battleship to mount that gun. Eight of them, two per turret
It was called the H45, and here a little pic for reference
leovictor.deviantart.com/art/Tβ¦
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Holy mother of Mary, what a monster (would that thing even float!?)! That's the kind of thing ships like the Yamato and the Montana (had it ever been) have nightmares about!
And I thought the Ratte was the most outlandish monstrosity Hitler thumbs up'd... Y'know, with all his love for big, scary powerfull war machines, are we sure Hitler didn't actually have a little Russian in 'em?
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Yes, it would float. The thing however, would probably weight in at nearly or over 300,000 Square tonnes
And heres something even more fucking insane
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_gun
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... are you actually serious, Nazi Germany, are you actually fucking serious!?
Land Cruisers, UFOs, Warships the size of small countries, Moon Bases, Occult Rituals, sending U-Boats all the way to 'murica, putting Hitler in charge and now a SUN FUCKING GUN!? By Odin's balls, Nazi Germany was absolutely insane! They had one the most badass military forces of all time, which is too-much-win levels of win in my book, but they were run by damn lunatics and their gear was designed by actual for-real-for-real mad scientists!
Seriously, I still can't wrap my head around this, so, before the XX century even reached the halfway mark, the nazis legitimately and realistically planned to build a giant orbital sun gun, even though nothing at all had ever even been sent into space from Earth, let alone the manpower needed to build the damn thing because they sure as Hell couldn't have planned to build it on Earth and then send into space (granted, to their credit, they did put the first man-made object in space ) ... I mean... there's crazy and then there's... whatever the Hell this qualifies as...
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You think thats fucking insane? REALLY?!?!?
THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY ITSELF!!!
www.rense.com/general34/enhancβ¦
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Because we all know Return to Castle Wolfenstein didn't come up with Deathshead's "Uber Soldat" project all by itself.
Seriously though... just... no words... I have no words for this...
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Lesson learned: Nazi Germany was the greatest empire in human history. Now, if only we had their insanity, audacity, and genius. The world might be in a better shape
I AM NOT SAYING THE GERMANS SHOULD HAVE WON WWII HOWEVER
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Just as well, I was about to get my liberty-dispensing shotgun out. jk ^^
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Lol, liberty-dispensing
Hey, what if the Germans had TF2 dispensers during WWII? Then maybe they wouldn't have had to run out of ammo from killing so many damn Russians!
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What would happen is the Russians would counter them by deploying their own copy of the dispenser - the pootispenser - and proceed to bury the Germans in glorious soviet ordenance.
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Then the Germans would counter that by building dispensers for their metal, and using that metal to build tens of thousands of King Tigers
So many King Tigers
Oh, and they'd also use then to dispense shells for their railway guns
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Then the Russians in turn would use their own pootispenser's metal supply to build tens of thousands of IS-2's and KV-2's and MILLIOOOOOOONS of T-34's. Also they'd place batteries of Br-18 305mm Howitzers in every major city in the USSR so, all in all, the Germans would get stonewalled as soon as atrittion warfare came into effect.
Meanwhile the Americans would round up every single "man and strong lad" from Boston and conduct massive bombing raids on Germany's industrial infrastructure, where they would (para)drop said men over Germany's dispenser yards, where they would shout "Need a dispenser here" nonstop to disrupt the German engineer's management of their dispensers by annoying the crap out of them.
And then the French would also do something... maybe...
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Then the Germans in turn would get a bunch of cocaine-snorting spies to infiltrate the Russians and Americans and sap all their dispensers
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Too bad their plans would be foiled when the Allies employed their secret weapon - AUSTRALIANS!... wielding AUSTRALIUM!... which is code for "piss in a jar" (know in Japan under the mockful moniker "jarate"), which they would use to expose the cocaine-snorting spies and then proceed to thoroughly bushwack them in the face.
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But too bad those sniparz would bot live for long, because of the MeeM army(Owned by Germany of course), who would proceed to turn the snipers into MeeMs
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Oh that's ok, big man land 'Murica would call upon the men, the myths, the legends, Painis Cupcake and Vagineer... and Soldier... who would then proceed to brutalize all the MeeMs.
"Wait, how many MeeMs?"
"ALL OF DA MEEMS!"
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Aaaaand then Germany would call upon it's greatest weapon, Antic Master Fegelein, who would commit antics on everyone(except Germany and its allies)and drive them fucking nuts
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Well, if one could find a way to genuinely convince him to do that instead of harassing Hitler day and night, then the Allies would well fucked.
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Yup lol
Oh, and don't forget Antic Grandmaster Himmler either xD
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