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-Time till Wedding- Two Months

Azure eyes fluttered open from the sun shining on them. Deidara frowned, upset that his sleep was ruined. He felt an arm around his waist and he turned around to see his lover's face. He was still sleeping - it made Deidara smile, before nuzzling his face in his neck.

"What time is it?" Sasori mumbled, not even bothering to open his eyes.

Deidara sighed and shrugged. "Go back to sleep time, un."

Sasori opening his eyes and stared down at the blond. "That was terrible."

"I know." Deidara smiled and continued to nuzzle his face in his fiancé's neck.

Sasori took the bomber's advice and went back to sleep, if not for- "Get up!" His eyes snapped open and he sat up confused. Deidara groaned and covered his head with his pillow.

"Mom~" He whined, hoping the woman would just go away. "You said we don't have to do anything today!"

"I lied. Now, get up, both of you. Sasori, you're getting fitted for your tux and Dei, we're trying on dresses today," Izanami said as she looked at her phone. "Sasori, you're appointment will be here and Deidara, you're will be across town." She looked up from his device to see the duo had gone back to sleep. "Chop chop!" She yelled, snapping them out of their slumber.

"Danna~ I don't wanna go!" Deidara whined into his pillow.

Sasori sighed and rubbed his lover's back. "We have to go. The quicker we get this over with, the quicker we get to leave."

"Why did we even come here, un?" Deidara asked, as he sat up.

Sasori smiled and sat up with a stretch. "Well, I don't have much family and you seem to have a lot and they haven't even met me yet until two days ago," He explained as he got up and went to his suitcase to get a shirt and pants. (Both are in their boxers.)

Deidara groaned and got up. He went to his own suitcase and picked out a plain outfit. A pair of loose jeans and a white T-shirt. "Did my mom say when we have to be ready, un?"

Sasori shrugged. "Not sure. I fell asleep through the middle of it."

Deidara rolled his eyes. "Well, I'm not getting dressed up today, so let's go, un."

The puppet master nodded and they left the blond's room only to be greeted by an old woman. You could tell she was old even with her short hair dyed brown and her face lift. She wore black pointy glasses and was in a business suit. "God, this is what I have to put up with today?" She asked, as she rubbed his forehead. "Honestly," She muttered.

Deidara glared at the rude woman. "What're you doing back here, hag, un?"

"Please, your parent's say I'm the only tailor out there good enough," She scoffed. She looked at the duo up and down and almost groaned. "Even though I have to put up with you. Hm? You must be Deidara's fiancé... How stupid do you have to be to marry him?"

Sasori felt his eyebrow twitch. What was with these people?! "Um, I-"

"Ah! There you are, Nina! Sasori go with Nina and Dei come with me," Deidara's mother said as she dragged him to the car, while in return getting many protests from the blond. That left Sasori alone with this uptight woman.

"Well... We should get started. But where to start in something so trashy?" She sneered as she walked to one of the Iwa's dressing rooms.

Sasori stared at the woman in disbelief. Did she really just say that right after just meeting him? He followed anyway, wondering why he was putting up with this woman.

"Sasori," The said redhead turned around to see Kin. "Since this is your first fitting, I'll be there to help you," He said with a kind smile, making the younger male feel like an idiot.

"Um, okay?"

Nina scoffed. "There isn't much you can do, Kin-sama. This one will be a nightmare to get through."

Kin smiled. "I'm sure it'll be fine, Nina," He reassured before they began walking to the dressing room again.

Once there, Nina made Sasori stand on a stool and she circled him like a hawk. "First we have to dye your hair to a better color. Why would you dye it red in the first place?"

Sasori's eye twitched. "I didn't dye it. It's my natural hair color."

"And you still stuck with it?" The old woman looked baffled and he she scoffed. "God, this is going to be a long day."

"Mom, I didn't want to go dress shopping until next week!" Deidara complained and his mother just sighed.

"My goodness, Deidara! At this rate we'll be able to have the wedding a month early!"

Deidara looked away in disbelief. It looked like she was trying to get rid of him as quick as possible. "... Do I embarrass you that much, un?" He asked as he still looked away.

Izanami looked at Deidara with stressed out eyes. "N-no, Deidara, but you can wear me out a bit at times-"

"I've only been here for three days, Mom. How soon do you want us to leave?"

"That's not what I said, Deidara," She growled. She almost wished she was driving so she could pay attention to something else, but they had decided to take the limo. Izanami wanted some time to speak with her son alone so she made all of Deidara's friend's drive in another limo.

"Then what is it you want to say, Mom, un?"

The brunette sighed. "If you and Sasori would behave a little more then-"

"Please, Sasori is a fucking saint compared to me-"

"Deidara! Language!"

"And I seem to bring the bad out of him." Deidara stared out the window. This was what he had grown up around and he hated it. The rich cities and then the poor towns. There was never an in-between and nobody cared. He did miss home at times, but he didn't miss any of this.

Once at the dress shop, everyone headed in and took their seat. There was Konan, Ino, Izanami, Deidara's grandmother, his aunty, three of his cousins and one of his old friends, Tobi. Everyone was introduced and the bomber was brought to the dressing room.

"Now, what are you looking for?" The woman asked as she smiled.

The blond shrugged and stared down at the woman. "I wasn't planning on finding my dress so soon, so I'm not sure, un."

"Well, that's okay," She said giving an irritated chuckle. It seemed that if Deidara was unprepared it was to her inconvenience. She sat down and began writing something, which gave the blond enough time to look at her. Dirty blond hair that was curled to her shoulders, sea green eyes and had a tan complexion. Deidara could obviously see over her head so she was about five inches shorter than him.

"I'll be right back," She said, giving an annoyed smile. She walked out of the room, muttering about not getting paid enough. Sighing, Deidara sat down and began messing with his cell phone. There was nothing that caught his attention so he just put it away.

"Who do you have today, Chika?" Deidara's ears perked when he heard the dirty blond's name.

"Just some guy. Again. They always stick me with the transvestites and this one is probably one of the most girly, too."

Deidara felt his blood boil. Did she not know he had ears and that she was talking right outside the room?

The woman chuckled. "You need to lighten up, sweetie," The first voice said.

"Yeah, when I get a raise," Chika muttered to herself right as she opened the door. "Okay, so I got some dresses," She said in a cheery voice, making Deidara want to punch her in the face. This would be a very long day.

-Night Time-

Sasori collapsed on his current bed and could feel himself slipping. It was only nine o'clock but he felt it felt like he hadn't slept in days. To be honest, being insulted every day was very tiring! He now understood why his lover left when he did and why he wanted to leave now.

He heard the door open and he turned his head to see Deidara standing there with a blank look on his face. "Hi, Danna, un," He said as he closed the door and walked over to the bed. "I found a dress."

Sasori gave a small smile. "That's good. Why do you look so... blah?"

Deidara eyed the redhead. "I punched the assistant in the face because she called me a cross dresser. Broke my hand," He said, lifting his right hand which was wrapped in a white cast.

Sasori's eyes widened and he sat up to see the blond's hand. "I don't think that's a reason to punch the woman, brat."

The bomber turned his head away and pulled his hand away from the redhead's grip. "I'm tired of being judged, Danna. They expect everyone to be okay with it but it still bothers me, un."

The older male sighed and kissed the blond's head. "Sometimes we just have to deal, Dei... Come on, let's go to bed," He said, the only reply from the blond was the nod of his head.

-Morning-

-In the kitchen-

"Deidara! Let's go to the park, dattebayo!"

The said blond sighed. "Naruto, can't you get Kiba or Akamaru to-"

"No! They left with some girls and Ino wants to go too! Ple-ease!"

Deidara rubbed the back of his neck. He didn't really want to get out of the house and he wanted to spend some quality time with Sasori.

"You just have to take us! Then when we wanna go home we'll call you," The younger blond confirmed.

"You're only ten, Naruto! I'm not going to leave you at the park, un!"

"Then take Sasori and wait for us at the park! I'll do anything if you take us!"

Deidara hesitated. He wasn't sure if he should buy into this. "Okay, only if you don't keep asking me and Sasori or anyone else about the wedding. It gets very tiring," He admitted. And most of his questions were about babies and if he was really a girl. "And no asking or telling anyone about our relationship," He added.

"Deal!" The blond boy spit into his hand and Deidara spat into his and they shook hands. It was something that Deidara and his twin siblings had made up when they were kids and it became a tradition and even Ino participated. "I'll go tell Ino, dattebayo!"
Deidara sighed and ran a hand through his hair. Today his parents were out of the house and that gave him and Sasori the day to do whatever they wanted but it seemed that plan went down the drain. Now to find the Akasuna.

The first place to look was his bedroom because he remembered the redhead mentioning for him to go there after breakfast. Once he opened the door a pair of arms wrapped around his waist. "I'm going to pull one of your cards and say I'm bored," A voice whispered from behind. Deidara felt his lover nip at his ear and he but his lip. Maybe a little fun wouldn't hurt. All he said was that he would take Naruto to the park today, not right away.

"You're in luck, 'cause I just got struck by a sudden boredom as well, un," He whispered back, turning his head to give his fiance a seductive look. He saw the redhead smirk and Deidara gave a cocky grin back.

Sasori let go of his waist and pulled him to his own body. "I believe we didn't get to finish our session last time," He muttered as he began biting at the blond neck.

"Y-yeah, we didn't, un. W-would you like to?"

Sasori nodded his head and licked the blond's neck slowly. "Very much. Now that there isn't anyone to interrupt us and we can lock the door this time," He chuckled as he pushed the blond down onto the bed and crawling over him.

"We should have music," Deidara muttered as Sasori kissed down his neck. The redhead looked up and raised an eyebrow.
"Are you trying to make it romantic?"

Deidara rolled his eyes and slid off the bed. "No, someone might here us," He answered. He went to his nightstand and found his old, blue ipod nano (fourth generation). And then began looking for his old ihome and plugged it into the wall. The ipod began charging and he quickly chose a song.

Music blared through the speakers through the ceiling and Sasori almost covered his ears. "God, brat!" The music was heavy metal with plenty of bass, electric guitar and a singer that sounded like he had been smoker ever since he came out of his mother.
Deidara rolled his eyes once more. "Would you rather listen to Enya?" He yelled over the music. He climbed back onto the bed and kissed his lover's lips lightly. "Now would you like to continue?" He whispered even though the music drowned it out.

The bomber was shoved onto the bed with Sasori kissing him ferociously. Deidara moaned and laced his phalanges through the redhead's hair. Sasori pushed his hands up his lover's shirt and began assaulting the pink nubs, causing Deidara to arch into the touch. They pulled away for air and Deidara began letting out breathy moans.

"Ah~ Danna!" Deidara rubbed their groins together even causing Sasori to moan. Sasori began sucking on the blond's neck and Deidara closed his eyes, enjoying the sensation. He unlaced his fingers and let one hand (his unbroken one) slide down his lover's pants.

"Watch it, brat," Sasori growled, but the bomber just ignored him and began pumping the older male's semi-hard member. Sasori bit back his moans as he saw Deidara smile up at him seductively.

"Does that feel good, Dan-na, un?" The Akasuna glared down at the blond and bit down on his neck. Hard. Deidara cried out in pain and swore. "You fucking- Ah!" Sasori pulled away and licked the blond's neck, giving Deidara some sort of relief.

Deidara was still pissed and gripped Sasori's manhood tightly, causing the redhead to gasp in pain. "Ngh! We're just fighting dirty today, aren't we?" He chuckled as he bit the blond's ear.

Deidara mewled and loosened his grip. "Y-yeah, I guess we are, un," He muttered as he began to stroke the redhead again. A blush crawled its way up to Sasori's face as he tried to repress the oh-so-many moans his body wanted to unleash. "Come on, Danna. Don't be a prick," Deidara chuckled as he licked his lover's neck. Sasori just glared down at the blond and it seemed that Deidara was getting nothing. Sighing, he pushed Sasori off of him, all the while keeping his hand in his pants, and crawled on top of him. "Then I guess I'll be seme today." Again, nothing but a glare. Deidara chuckled and unzipped the redhead's pants followed by pulling out his hard member. "Danna's happy," He observed, before he licked the swollen head slowly.

Sasori bit his lip and leaned back, letting the blond work his magic. Deidara let one hand rub the shaft while he let his tongue tease the head, all the while staring up at his Danna smirking seductively. Sasori didn't even budge. "You're going to have to do a lot more than that," He chuckled and Deidara pouted.

"God, you're a stick up the ass, un." Deidara stopped his teasing and slowly began deep throating the puppet master making Sasori grunt just barely. He let his teeth just barely rake against the heated flesh and he felt a hand fist his hair in warning. He stopped and began letting his tongue do most of the work. He sucked harshly, already tasting the pre-cum and he went faster.
Sasori swore under his breath and stopped the blond by the shoulders. Deidara looked up innocently and licked the slit as a drop of pre-cum tried to slip away. Growling Sasori almost literally tore off the blond's pants and boxers and stuck two dry fingers in. "Ow~ What the fuck, Danna, un?"

Sasori smirked. "Punishment."

"I was only trying to be nice! If you didn't want me to blow you, then you should have said so- Agh!" Sasori added a third and began thrusting the digits roughly into the blond, causing him to gasp in pain. Deidara began whining and he began to stroke himself to distract himself from the pain. Sasori just smirked at this and began sucking the blond's neck.

"I think you're ready enough," He muttered before slipping his fingers out. Deidara prepared himself for the pain, but it never came. Instead he was flipped around so he was on his hands and knees. Sasori's smirk grew sadistic and he positioned himself, ready to penetrate the blond-

"Deidara!"

The said blond moaned and his head fell on the pillow. "Go away, Naruto!" He yelled over the music.

"You said that you would take me and Ino to the park, dattebayo!"

Deidara turned his head to see Sasori glaring at him like never before. "You knew this and you still went ahead and did this with me?" He asked in disbelief.

The bomber just gave out a whine. "I was horny, un," He complained.

Sasori rolled his eyes and sat back down on the bed. "When're you going to take us?!" The younger blond whined from the door as he jiggled the locked handle.

"Just give us thirty minutes, Naruto!" The said blond groaned and walked away from the door. Deidara looked back at Sasori and whined, which only made the redhead glare harder and shake his head.

"You better take care of the hard-on that you forced on me."

Deidara rolled his eyes and got off his knees. "Now you want a blow job?"

"Yes, now get on with it, I need to take a shower," Sasori answered as he leaned back on his hands, waiting for the blond. Deidara sighed and kneeled by the redhead's crotch. He took the hard length in his hand and put his mouth over the head. He let his tongue do most of the work, but the Sasori just pushed his head down lower. "No teasing," He warned. Deidara whimpered and began deep throating his fiance till he came in the blond's mouth.

Sasori just got up and went to the bathroom, locking the door. "H-hey, Danna! What about me?!"

"Take care of yourself, brat," The redhead replied as he turned on the water for the shower. Deidara groaned and pulled at his hair.

"Fucking sadist, un," He muttered under his breath. Taking a deep breath, he took his cock in his hand and began stroking himself softly. He gave a moan and lied down on his bed, arching into his hand. He never really had to actually masturbate for a while since Sasori always took care of it but now he was deciding to be an ass, so he had to take care of it himself. He groaned as he realized he couldn't finger fuck himself due to his cast. Perfect, it would be a miracle if he ever got off.

He began panting and groaning as he pumped himself faster, wanting release from all the pressure. He threw his head back and gave a loud moan as he finally came in his hand. The cum landed on his shirt and he gave a sigh. He had to change and take a shower anyway. He slipped out of his shirt and waited for Sasori to be done in the shower. He went to his nightstand and turned off his death metal music. He found a used towel on the floor and wrapped it around his waist as he continued to wait.

Five minutes later Sasori came out of the bathroom, holding a towel around his waist as he used another one to wipe his hair. Deidara glared at him and went to the bathroom, slamming the door. The shower took more than half an hour due his cast and Deidara was beginning to regret punching the rude consultant in the face.

As soon as he came out of the shower he was being yelled at by his little brother with his lover no where in site. "Calm down, Naruto! We'll go in a minute, just let me get dressed first, un," He yelled right back, shooing the younger blond out of his room.
Once dressed he went to their garage to find Naruto and Ino honking on the horn of their red Ferrari. Deidara sighed. "Yeah, we're not taking that."

"Aw! Come on, Dei!" Ino whined and both blond's began to whine and beg till the blond finally gave in.

"I need to find Sasori first-"

"He said that he wanted to work on a puppet, now let's go, dattebayo!" Naruto said, honking the horn again.

Deidara grumbled something and got into the red car, holding out his hands. Ino gave him a pair of keys and he started the car. "Why didn't you guys just take a limo or something, un?" He asked as he rubbed his forehead in irritation.

"Mom and Dad said you couldn't any more," Ino answered as she texted. Deidara stared at her confused. She was only twelve and she had a phone? He only got his when he was sixteen.

"And why is that?"

"'Cause we tried to go all the way to Sunagakure and find you, but we only got half way into Konoha before they were able to catch up," Naruto muttered from the back seat.

Deidara sighed loudly. He had forgotten about that. In five minutes they were at the park and the two younger blond's jumped out before Deidara could park properly. Once he did so, he followed his younger siblings as they played with their friends. Apparently they had planned to meet up.

Deidara's eyes wandered to a certain friend and he blanched. Black hair and eyes to match, pale, duck-butt hair. "Why hello there, Deidara~" He could have sworn to high heaven.

"Hi, Itachi, un," He muttered under his breath as he turned around. The weasel was smiling kindly, but Deidara could still see that possessive sheen as he had his hands balled in fists as he tried to restrain himself from touching the blond. "It's been a while since I've seen Sasuke. How is he, un?" He asked, trying to make a decent conversation.

"Oh, he's good. At the top of his class and all. Him and Naruto are still good friends."

Deidara raised an eyebrow. "I thought they hated each other?"

"Yeah, but they like hanging out now." Deidara nodded and crossed his arms, while looking around. Itachi was still looking at him. "... Where's Sasori?"

"He had to work on some stuff for the wedding, so to pass the time by I took Ino and Naruto to the park," He said a smile creeping its way to his face.

"What happened to your hand?" Itachi asked, staring down at the broken appendage.

Deidara chuckled and blushed. "Oh, that? Yeah I, um, got mad and punched a chick in the face. Not very gentleman-like of me, but she asked for it."

Itachi took the hand in his own and studied it. "Did it hurt?" He asked, worried.

"Um-"

"How long till it gets better?"

Deidara smiled and pulled his hand away. "It'll be better before the wedding, un."

Frowning, Itachi put his hands down and sighed. "You shouldn't hurt yourself, Deidara," He said in a caring tone and Deidara knew where this was going. Possessive mode, here we go.

"Yeah, it was really stupid and I won't do it again," Deidara reassured with a nervous chuckle. That was one way to make it stop; admit that he's right, it'll never happen again and you're good... Sometimes.

"How do you know? Your temper could get away from you again! Maybe we need to get you some stress pills?"

Deidara took a step back and held up his hand as the Uchiha got closer to him. "I-it's okay, Itachi, I-"

"Have it under control? No, Dei, you don't. Maybe we should take you to a specialist?" The blond gulped.

"Itachi stop, un," He warned.

"Stop what? I'm just doing the job that your fiancé can't do!"

"Just calm down, Itachi," Deidara said, lowering his voice as people began to look at them. "You don't need to cause a scene-"

"Like hell I don't!" The weasel grabbed the blond's unbroken wrist and pulled him close. "I can keep you safe-"

"Itachi, let go, un," Deidara warned his anger boiling.

"I'm just trying to keep you safe," He muttered as he hugged the blond. Now people were staring.

Deidara growled and pushed the Uchiha away from him. "You want to know something? I left Iwagakure because of you. You being possessive drove me nuts then and it's driving me nuts now. Back off," He said firmly, before storming back to his car. He just hoped that the Uchiha wouldn't go on a rampage like he used to when he got mad.

-Two hours later-

Deidara stepped through the door of his house and greeted by his parents. "Yes, un?"

"Itachi called. He said that you yelled at him and went berserk today," Kin said, crossing his arms.

"Wh-what? No, he was freaking out about my hand and hugging me so I told him to back off. Am I not allowed to defend myself anymore, un?"

Izanami frowned. "He sounded really upset, Dei. Maybe you could apologize to him? You said some very hurtful things."
Deidara groaned. "I'll write him a letter when I get the chance, but I don't want to talk to him."

His parents didn't look satisfied but they still nodded and walked off. Sighing, he ran a hand through his hair and walked off to his bedroom. Once he opened the door, he found Sasori on the floor, working on several puppets. Some were small, some large, others almost done and a few just started.

"Hi, Danna, un," Deidara muttered as he sat down next to his lover.

"Hi," Sasori replied as he concentrated on screwing on a joint for what seemed to be a dog. It looked like those original puppets with strings and all. Not too complex.

"How was your time away from me?" Deidara asked as he let his head hit the puppet master's shoulder.

Sasori shrugged. "It was okay. I've been meaning to get to these puppets so time flew by." Deidara nodded. "How was your time at the park?"

"Could've been better, un. Kind of boring but it made Ino and Naruto happy, so that's good," He muttered as he nuzzled his

Danna's neck. The redhead opened his arms wordlessly and Deidara sat in his lap, as Sasori continued to work.

"Nothing else?"

"Nope," Deidara yawned as he rested his head in the crook of his fiance's neck. He really didn't want to think about Itachi let alone talk about him, so he just kept his mouth closed.

"Hm..." Sasori sighed and looked at the clock. It was only twelve pm and the blond was already tired? "Do you want to go to bed?"

Deidara nodded and Sasori set down his creation before picking the blond up and setting him down on the plush bed. He stretched a bit then climbed in himself, already holding the blond.

"Sorry about today, I was in one of my moods," He apologized and Deidara nodded his head, before nuzzling his face against his lover's neck.

"It's okay, Danna. We're both kind of stressed so it's understandable," He muttered before falling asleep.

Sasori closed his eyes and pulled his blond closer to him.

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-Time till Wedding- Two Months

Azure eyes fluttered open from the sun shining on them. Deidara frowned, upset that his sleep was ruined. He felt an arm around his waist and he turned around to see his lover's face. He was still sleeping - it made Deidara smile, before nuzzling his face in his neck.

"What time is it?" Sasori mumbled, not even bothering to open his eyes.

Deidara sighed and shrugged. "Go back to sleep time, un."

Sasori opening his eyes and stared down at the blond. "That was terrible."

"I know." Deidara smiled and continued to nuzzle his face in his fiancé's neck.

Sasori took the bomber's advice and went back to sleep, if not for- "Get up!" His eyes snapped open and he sat up confused. Deidara groaned and covered his head with his pillow.

"Mom~" He whined, hoping the woman would just go away. "You said we don't have to do anything today!"

"I lied. Now, get up, both of you. Sasori, you're getting fitted for your tux and Dei, we're trying on dresses today," Izanami said as she looked at her phone. "Sasori, you're appointment will be here and Deidara, you're will be across town." She looked up from his device to see the duo had gone back to sleep. "Chop chop!" She yelled, snapping them out of their slumber.

"Danna~ I don't wanna go!" Deidara whined into his pillow.

Sasori sighed and rubbed his lover's back. "We have to go. The quicker we get this over with, the quicker we get to leave."

"Why did we even come here, un?" Deidara asked, as he sat up.

Sasori smiled and sat up with a stretch. "Well, I don't have much family and you seem to have a lot and they haven't even met me yet until two days ago," He explained as he got up and went to his suitcase to get a shirt and pants. (Both are in their boxers.)

Deidara groaned and got up. He went to his own suitcase and picked out a plain outfit. A pair of loose jeans and a white T-shirt. "Did my mom say when we have to be ready, un?"

Sasori shrugged. "Not sure. I fell asleep through the middle of it."

Deidara rolled his eyes. "Well, I'm not getting dressed up today, so let's go, un."

The puppet master nodded and they left the blond's room only to be greeted by an old woman. You could tell she was old even with her short hair dyed brown and her face lift. She wore black pointy glasses and was in a business suit. "God, this is what I have to put up with today?" She asked, as she rubbed his forehead. "Honestly," She muttered.

Deidara glared at the rude woman. "What're you doing back here, hag, un?"

"Please, your parent's say I'm the only tailor out there good enough," She scoffed. She looked at the duo up and down and almost groaned. "Even though I have to put up with you. Hm? You must be Deidara's fiancé... How stupid do you have to be to marry him?"

Sasori felt his eyebrow twitch. What was with these people?! "Um, I-"

"Ah! There you are, Nina! Sasori go with Nina and Dei come with me," Deidara's mother said as she dragged him to the car, while in return getting many protests from the blond. That left Sasori alone with this uptight woman.

"Well... We should get started. But where to start in something so trashy?" She sneered as she walked to one of the Iwa's dressing rooms.

Sasori stared at the woman in disbelief. Did she really just say that right after just meeting him? He followed anyway, wondering why he was putting up with this woman.

"Sasori," The said redhead turned around to see Kin. "Since this is your first fitting, I'll be there to help you," He said with a kind smile, making the younger male feel like an idiot.

"Um, okay?"

Nina scoffed. "There isn't much you can do, Kin-sama. This one will be a nightmare to get through."

Kin smiled. "I'm sure it'll be fine, Nina," He reassured before they began walking to the dressing room again.

Once there, Nina made Sasori stand on a stool and she circled him like a hawk. "First we have to dye your hair to a better color. Why would you dye it red in the first place?"

Sasori's eye twitched. "I didn't dye it. It's my natural hair color."

"And you still stuck with it?" The old woman looked baffled and he she scoffed. "God, this is going to be a long day."

"Mom, I didn't want to go dress shopping until next week!" Deidara complained and his mother just sighed.

"My goodness, Deidara! At this rate we'll be able to have the wedding a month early!"

Deidara looked away in disbelief. It looked like she was trying to get rid of him as quick as possible. "... Do I embarrass you that much, un?" He asked as he still looked away.

Izanami looked at Deidara with stressed out eyes. "N-no, Deidara, but you can wear me out a bit at times-"

"I've only been here for three days, Mom. How soon do you want us to leave?"

"That's not what I said, Deidara," She growled. She almost wished she was driving so she could pay attention to something else, but they had decided to take the limo. Izanami wanted some time to speak with her son alone so she made all of Deidara's friend's drive in another limo.

"Then what is it you want to say, Mom, un?"

The brunette sighed. "If you and Sasori would behave a little more then-"

"Please, Sasori is a fucking saint compared to me-"

"Deidara! Language!"

"And I seem to bring the bad out of him." Deidara stared out the window. This was what he had grown up around and he hated it. The rich cities and then the poor towns. There was never an in-between and nobody cared. He did miss home at times, but he didn't miss any of this.

Once at the dress shop, everyone headed in and took their seat. There was Konan, Ino, Izanami, Deidara's grandmother, his aunty, three of his cousins and one of his old friends, Tobi. Everyone was introduced and the bomber was brought to the dressing room.

"Now, what are you looking for?" The woman asked as she smiled.

The blond shrugged and stared down at the woman. "I wasn't planning on finding my dress so soon, so I'm not sure, un."

"Well, that's okay," She said giving an irritated chuckle. It seemed that if Deidara was unprepared it was to her inconvenience. She sat down and began writing something, which gave the blond enough time to look at her. Dirty blond hair that was curled to her shoulders, sea green eyes and had a tan complexion. Deidara could obviously see over her head so she was about five inches shorter than him.

"I'll be right back," She said, giving an annoyed smile. She walked out of the room, muttering about not getting paid enough. Sighing, Deidara sat down and began messing with his cell phone. There was nothing that caught his attention so he just put it away.

"Who do you have today, Chika?" Deidara's ears perked when he heard the dirty blond's name.

"Just some guy. Again. They always stick me with the transvestites and this one is probably one of the most girly, too."

Deidara felt his blood boil. Did she not know he had ears and that she was talking right outside the room?

The woman chuckled. "You need to lighten up, sweetie," The first voice said.

"Yeah, when I get a raise," Chika muttered to herself right as she opened the door. "Okay, so I got some dresses," She said in a cheery voice, making Deidara want to punch her in the face. This would be a very long day.

-Night Time-

Sasori collapsed on his current bed and could feel himself slipping. It was only nine o'clock but he felt it felt like he hadn't slept in days. To be honest, being insulted every day was very tiring! He now understood why his lover left when he did and why he wanted to leave now.

He heard the door open and he turned his head to see Deidara standing there with a blank look on his face. "Hi, Danna, un," He said as he closed the door and walked over to the bed. "I found a dress."

Sasori gave a small smile. "That's good. Why do you look so... blah?"

Deidara eyed the redhead. "I punched the assistant in the face because she called me a cross dresser. Broke my hand," He said, lifting his right hand which was wrapped in a white cast.

Sasori's eyes widened and he sat up to see the blond's hand. "I don't think that's a reason to punch the woman, brat."

The bomber turned his head away and pulled his hand away from the redhead's grip. "I'm tired of being judged, Danna. They expect everyone to be okay with it but it still bothers me, un."

The older male sighed and kissed the blond's head. "Sometimes we just have to deal, Dei... Come on, let's go to bed," He said, the only reply from the blond was the nod of his head.

-Morning-

-In the kitchen-

"Deidara! Let's go to the park, dattebayo!"

The said blond sighed. "Naruto, can't you get Kiba or Akamaru to-"

"No! They left with some girls and Ino wants to go too! Ple-ease!"

Deidara rubbed the back of his neck. He didn't really want to get out of the house and he wanted to spend some quality time with Sasori.

"You just have to take us! Then when we wanna go home we'll call you," The younger blond confirmed.

"You're only ten, Naruto! I'm not going to leave you at the park, un!"

"Then take Sasori and wait for us at the park! I'll do anything if you take us!"

Deidara hesitated. He wasn't sure if he should buy into this. "Okay, only if you don't keep asking me and Sasori or anyone else about the wedding. It gets very tiring," He admitted. And most of his questions were about babies and if he was really a girl. "And no asking or telling anyone about our relationship," He added.

"Deal!" The blond boy spit into his hand and Deidara spat into his and they shook hands. It was something that Deidara and his twin siblings had made up when they were kids and it became a tradition and even Ino participated. "I'll go tell Ino, dattebayo!"
Deidara sighed and ran a hand through his hair. Today his parents were out of the house and that gave him and Sasori the day to do whatever they wanted but it seemed that plan went down the drain. Now to find the Akasuna.

The first place to look was his bedroom because he remembered the redhead mentioning for him to go there after breakfast. Once he opened the door a pair of arms wrapped around his waist. "I'm going to pull one of your cards and say I'm bored," A voice whispered from behind. Deidara felt his lover nip at his ear and he but his lip. Maybe a little fun wouldn't hurt. All he said was that he would take Naruto to the park today, not right away.

"You're in luck, 'cause I just got struck by a sudden boredom as well, un," He whispered back, turning his head to give his fiance a seductive look. He saw the redhead smirk and Deidara gave a cocky grin back.

Sasori let go of his waist and pulled him to his own body. "I believe we didn't get to finish our session last time," He muttered as he began biting at the blond neck.

"Y-yeah, we didn't, un. W-would you like to?"

Sasori nodded his head and licked the blond's neck slowly. "Very much. Now that there isn't anyone to interrupt us and we can lock the door this time," He chuckled as he pushed the blond down onto the bed and crawling over him.

"We should have music," Deidara muttered as Sasori kissed down his neck. The redhead looked up and raised an eyebrow.
"Are you trying to make it romantic?"

Deidara rolled his eyes and slid off the bed. "No, someone might here us," He answered. He went to his nightstand and found his old, blue ipod nano (fourth generation). And then began looking for his old ihome and plugged it into the wall. The ipod began charging and he quickly chose a song.

Music blared through the speakers through the ceiling and Sasori almost covered his ears. "God, brat!" The music was heavy metal with plenty of bass, electric guitar and a singer that sounded like he had been smoker ever since he came out of his mother.
Deidara rolled his eyes once more. "Would you rather listen to Enya?" He yelled over the music. He climbed back onto the bed and kissed his lover's lips lightly. "Now would you like to continue?" He whispered even though the music drowned it out.

The bomber was shoved onto the bed with Sasori kissing him ferociously. Deidara moaned and laced his phalanges through the redhead's hair. Sasori pushed his hands up his lover's shirt and began assaulting the pink nubs, causing Deidara to arch into the touch. They pulled away for air and Deidara began letting out breathy moans.

"Ah~ Danna!" Deidara rubbed their groins together even causing Sasori to moan. Sasori began sucking on the blond's neck and Deidara closed his eyes, enjoying the sensation. He unlaced his fingers and let one hand (his unbroken one) slide down his lover's pants.

"Watch it, brat," Sasori growled, but the bomber just ignored him and began pumping the older male's semi-hard member. Sasori bit back his moans as he saw Deidara smile up at him seductively.

"Does that feel good, Dan-na, un?" The Akasuna glared down at the blond and bit down on his neck. Hard. Deidara cried out in pain and swore. "You fucking- Ah!" Sasori pulled away and licked the blond's neck, giving Deidara some sort of relief.

Deidara was still pissed and gripped Sasori's manhood tightly, causing the redhead to gasp in pain. "Ngh! We're just fighting dirty today, aren't we?" He chuckled as he bit the blond's ear.

Deidara mewled and loosened his grip. "Y-yeah, I guess we are, un," He muttered as he began to stroke the redhead again. A blush crawled its way up to Sasori's face as he tried to repress the oh-so-many moans his body wanted to unleash. "Come on, Danna. Don't be a prick," Deidara chuckled as he licked his lover's neck. Sasori just glared down at the blond and it seemed that Deidara was getting nothing. Sighing, he pushed Sasori off of him, all the while keeping his hand in his pants, and crawled on top of him. "Then I guess I'll be seme today." Again, nothing but a glare. Deidara chuckled and unzipped the redhead's pants followed by pulling out his hard member. "Danna's happy," He observed, before he licked the swollen head slowly.

Sasori bit his lip and leaned back, letting the blond work his magic. Deidara let one hand rub the shaft while he let his tongue tease the head, all the while staring up at his Danna smirking seductively. Sasori didn't even budge. "You're going to have to do a lot more than that," He chuckled and Deidara pouted.

"God, you're a stick up the ass, un." Deidara stopped his teasing and slowly began deep throating the puppet master making Sasori grunt just barely. He let his teeth just barely rake against the heated flesh and he felt a hand fist his hair in warning. He stopped and began letting his tongue do most of the work. He sucked harshly, already tasting the pre-cum and he went faster.
Sasori swore under his breath and stopped the blond by the shoulders. Deidara looked up innocently and licked the slit as a drop of pre-cum tried to slip away. Growling Sasori almost literally tore off the blond's pants and boxers and stuck two dry fingers in. "Ow~ What the fuck, Danna, un?"

Sasori smirked. "Punishment."

"I was only trying to be nice! If you didn't want me to blow you, then you should have said so- Agh!" Sasori added a third and began thrusting the digits roughly into the blond, causing him to gasp in pain. Deidara began whining and he began to stroke himself to distract himself from the pain. Sasori just smirked at this and began sucking the blond's neck.

"I think you're ready enough," He muttered before slipping his fingers out. Deidara prepared himself for the pain, but it never came. Instead he was flipped around so he was on his hands and knees. Sasori's smirk grew sadistic and he positioned himself, ready to penetrate the blond-

"Deidara!"

The said blond moaned and his head fell on the pillow. "Go away, Naruto!" He yelled over the music.

"You said that you would take me and Ino to the park, dattebayo!"

Deidara turned his head to see Sasori glaring at him like never before. "You knew this and you still went ahead and did this with me?" He asked in disbelief.

The bomber just gave out a whine. "I was horny, un," He complained.

Sasori rolled his eyes and sat back down on the bed. "When're you going to take us?!" The younger blond whined from the door as he jiggled the locked handle.

"Just give us thirty minutes, Naruto!" The said blond groaned and walked away from the door. Deidara looked back at Sasori and whined, which only made the redhead glare harder and shake his head.

"You better take care of the hard-on that you forced on me."

Deidara rolled his eyes and got off his knees. "Now you want a blow job?"

"Yes, now get on with it, I need to take a shower," Sasori answered as he leaned back on his hands, waiting for the blond. Deidara sighed and kneeled by the redhead's crotch. He took the hard length in his hand and put his mouth over the head. He let his tongue do most of the work, but the Sasori just pushed his head down lower. "No teasing," He warned. Deidara whimpered and began deep throating his fiance till he came in the blond's mouth.

Sasori just got up and went to the bathroom, locking the door. "H-hey, Danna! What about me?!"

"Take care of yourself, brat," The redhead replied as he turned on the water for the shower. Deidara groaned and pulled at his hair.

"Fucking sadist, un," He muttered under his breath. Taking a deep breath, he took his cock in his hand and began stroking himself softly. He gave a moan and lied down on his bed, arching into his hand. He never really had to actually masturbate for a while since Sasori always took care of it but now he was deciding to be an ass, so he had to take care of it himself. He groaned as he realized he couldn't finger fuck himself due to his cast. Perfect, it would be a miracle if he ever got off.

He began panting and groaning as he pumped himself faster, wanting release from all the pressure. He threw his head back and gave a loud moan as he finally came in his hand. The cum landed on his shirt and he gave a sigh. He had to change and take a shower anyway. He slipped out of his shirt and waited for Sasori to be done in the shower. He went to his nightstand and turned off his death metal music. He found a used towel on the floor and wrapped it around his waist as he continued to wait.

Five minutes later Sasori came out of the bathroom, holding a towel around his waist as he used another one to wipe his hair. Deidara glared at him and went to the bathroom, slamming the door. The shower took more than half an hour due his cast and Deidara was beginning to regret punching the rude consultant in the face.

As soon as he came out of the shower he was being yelled at by his little brother with his lover no where in site. "Calm down, Naruto! We'll go in a minute, just let me get dressed first, un," He yelled right back, shooing the younger blond out of his room.
Once dressed he went to their garage to find Naruto and Ino honking on the horn of their red Ferrari. Deidara sighed. "Yeah, we're not taking that."

"Aw! Come on, Dei!" Ino whined and both blond's began to whine and beg till the blond finally gave in.

"I need to find Sasori first-"

"He said that he wanted to work on a puppet, now let's go, dattebayo!" Naruto said, honking the horn again.

Deidara grumbled something and got into the red car, holding out his hands. Ino gave him a pair of keys and he started the car. "Why didn't you guys just take a limo or something, un?" He asked as he rubbed his forehead in irritation.

"Mom and Dad said you couldn't any more," Ino answered as she texted. Deidara stared at her confused. She was only twelve and she had a phone? He only got his when he was sixteen.

"And why is that?"

"'Cause we tried to go all the way to Sunagakure and find you, but we only got half way into Konoha before they were able to catch up," Naruto muttered from the back seat.

Deidara sighed loudly. He had forgotten about that. In five minutes they were at the park and the two younger blond's jumped out before Deidara could park properly. Once he did so, he followed his younger siblings as they played with their friends. Apparently they had planned to meet up.

Deidara's eyes wandered to a certain friend and he blanched. Black hair and eyes to match, pale, duck-butt hair. "Why hello there, Deidara~" He could have sworn to high heaven.

"Hi, Itachi, un," He muttered under his breath as he turned around. The weasel was smiling kindly, but Deidara could still see that possessive sheen as he had his hands balled in fists as he tried to restrain himself from touching the blond. "It's been a while since I've seen Sasuke. How is he, un?" He asked, trying to make a decent conversation.

"Oh, he's good. At the top of his class and all. Him and Naruto are still good friends."

Deidara raised an eyebrow. "I thought they hated each other?"

"Yeah, but they like hanging out now." Deidara nodded and crossed his arms, while looking around. Itachi was still looking at him. "... Where's Sasori?"

"He had to work on some stuff for the wedding, so to pass the time by I took Ino and Naruto to the park," He said a smile creeping its way to his face.

"What happened to your hand?" Itachi asked, staring down at the broken appendage.

Deidara chuckled and blushed. "Oh, that? Yeah I, um, got mad and punched a chick in the face. Not very gentleman-like of me, but she asked for it."

Itachi took the hand in his own and studied it. "Did it hurt?" He asked, worried.

"Um-"

"How long till it gets better?"

Deidara smiled and pulled his hand away. "It'll be better before the wedding, un."

Frowning, Itachi put his hands down and sighed. "You shouldn't hurt yourself, Deidara," He said in a caring tone and Deidara knew where this was going. Possessive mode, here we go.

"Yeah, it was really stupid and I won't do it again," Deidara reassured with a nervous chuckle. That was one way to make it stop; admit that he's right, it'll never happen again and you're good... Sometimes.

"How do you know? Your temper could get away from you again! Maybe we need to get you some stress pills?"

Deidara took a step back and held up his hand as the Uchiha got closer to him. "I-it's okay, Itachi, I-"

"Have it under control? No, Dei, you don't. Maybe we should take you to a specialist?" The blond gulped.

"Itachi stop, un," He warned.

"Stop what? I'm just doing the job that your fiancé can't do!"

"Just calm down, Itachi," Deidara said, lowering his voice as people began to look at them. "You don't need to cause a scene-"

"Like hell I don't!" The weasel grabbed the blond's unbroken wrist and pulled him close. "I can keep you safe-"

"Itachi, let go, un," Deidara warned his anger boiling.

"I'm just trying to keep you safe," He muttered as he hugged the blond. Now people were staring.

Deidara growled and pushed the Uchiha away from him. "You want to know something? I left Iwagakure because of you. You being possessive drove me nuts then and it's driving me nuts now. Back off," He said firmly, before storming back to his car. He just hoped that the Uchiha wouldn't go on a rampage like he used to when he got mad.

-Two hours later-

Deidara stepped through the door of his house and greeted by his parents. "Yes, un?"

"Itachi called. He said that you yelled at him and went berserk today," Kin said, crossing his arms.

"Wh-what? No, he was freaking out about my hand and hugging me so I told him to back off. Am I not allowed to defend myself anymore, un?"

Izanami frowned. "He sounded really upset, Dei. Maybe you could apologize to him? You said some very hurtful things."
Deidara groaned. "I'll write him a letter when I get the chance, but I don't want to talk to him."

His parents didn't look satisfied but they still nodded and walked off. Sighing, he ran a hand through his hair and walked off to his bedroom. Once he opened the door, he found Sasori on the floor, working on several puppets. Some were small, some large, others almost done and a few just started.

"Hi, Danna, un," Deidara muttered as he sat down next to his lover.

"Hi," Sasori replied as he concentrated on screwing on a joint for what seemed to be a dog. It looked like those original puppets with strings and all. Not too complex.

"How was your time away from me?" Deidara asked as he let his head hit the puppet master's shoulder.

Sasori shrugged. "It was okay. I've been meaning to get to these puppets so time flew by." Deidara nodded. "How was your time at the park?"

"Could've been better, un. Kind of boring but it made Ino and Naruto happy, so that's good," He muttered as he nuzzled his

Danna's neck. The redhead opened his arms wordlessly and Deidara sat in his lap, as Sasori continued to work.

"Nothing else?"

"Nope," Deidara yawned as he rested his head in the crook of his fiance's neck. He really didn't want to think about Itachi let alone talk about him, so he just kept his mouth closed.

"Hm..." Sasori sighed and looked at the clock. It was only twelve pm and the blond was already tired? "Do you want to go to bed?"

Deidara nodded and Sasori set down his creation before picking the blond up and setting him down on the plush bed. He stretched a bit then climbed in himself, already holding the blond.

"Sorry about today, I was in one of my moods," He apologized and Deidara nodded his head, before nuzzling his face against his lover's neck.

"It's okay, Danna. We're both kind of stressed so it's understandable," He muttered before falling asleep.

Sasori closed his eyes and pulled his blond closer to him.