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kerrielightfire — Personal Slave
Published: 2004-08-06 18:24:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 95; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 11
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Personal SlaveI'm making my daughter my personal slave,
So now when I greet you my daughter will wave.
She'll do all my work; she'll take all my tests.
She'll clean up my messes and wait on my guests.
She'll hold out my hanky whenever I sneeze.
She'll say that she did it if I "cut the cheese."
She'll go take a bath if I play in the dirt.
She'll eat all my spinach, then feed me dessert.
She'll empty the garbage and vacuum the floors
and finish my other unsavory chores,
like washing the dishes and mowing the yard
or anything else even modestly hard.
I really enjoy all the effort I save
by making my daughter my personal slave.
And though I'll admit how exciting it is,
I'm not sure it's worth it, 'cause soon I’ll be her daughter’s.
--Kenn Nesbitt (original)
Rockin’ Rolla (modified)
