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Description For those of you that don't know, Nintendo is currently in negotiations with Microsoft to buy Rareware back since mid-July of this year. A recent report reveals that if Nintendo is successful in the negotiations, Rare, as well as all their franchises, including Conker and Banjo Kazooie, will be integrated into Retro Studios, one of their divisions. Rumor says that Retro Studios already has the next Banjo Kazooie game made, and they're just waiting on Nintendo to close the deal on getting Rare back into their ownership to make the game official.

Now, me being the eternal optimist, believe that Nintendo could very well achieve this feat. Let's be honest, Rare hasn't been doing very well since they released that ghastly BK Nuts and Bolts game. All they do now is avatars and stuff, nothing really worth while. They're not making the same money they were making when they were making games for the SNES and N64. And to make things worse, Microsoft has forbidden Rare from making some of their best franchises, including Killer Instinct. So by now, the Rare peeps must know what's in their best interest and go back to where they started and redeem themselves.

So with that in mind, I took it upon myself to make a cover of what could be the first Banjo Kazooie game to be on a Nintendo console in over a decade.

And before anyone says anything, yes, I believe it will be called Banjo Threeie. No person in his right mind would accept Nuts and Bolts as canon.
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Comments: 20

DarthSirhcus [2016-10-28 13:49:53 +0000 UTC]

This game would have been so awesome.
And I would have played it over and over again.
But how and when will Nintendo get the rights for Banjo Kazooie again?

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LDEJruffFan [2016-01-09 03:00:55 +0000 UTC]

I think they would swear some, mostly Kazooie, and there would be violence. Like, explosions.

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LarioLario54321 [2015-04-21 00:55:12 +0000 UTC]

WHY IS IT RATED M?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It's Banjo NOT Conker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheDusty321 [2014-11-27 23:10:39 +0000 UTC]

Title: Banjo-Threeie
Music: Grant Kirkhope
Developer: Retro Studios
Publisher: Nintendo
Platform: Wii U
Description: After winning back Spiral Mountain, Banjo & Kazooie go back to relaxing. Suddenly, Mumbo comes over with terrible news. Gruntilda has somehow escaped from L.O.G.'s Game Factory and has traveled back in time to the first game and plans to use the Big-O-Blaster on Spiral Mountain before Banjo stops her the first time. Now, Banjo & Kazooie must relearn all their old moves and follow her to the Isle O' Hags and stop her once again.
Worlds: All worlds from the first two games, plus some new ones.
Characters: Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo, Grunty, Bottles, Jamjars, etc.

Make of this idea what you will.

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TheDusty321 In reply to TheDusty321 [2014-11-27 23:12:35 +0000 UTC]

Rating: E

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Dyl8220 [2013-12-08 05:11:42 +0000 UTC]

This would be epic. Although I don't think MS will be giving Rare back to The big N, even if they don't use it ever again. Anyway, this cover's awesome.

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NinteRarewSegaFan123 In reply to Dyl8220 [2014-04-02 03:02:46 +0000 UTC]

Microsoft not giving Rare back to Nintendo? Oh come on I don't care if they won't, I want them to!

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keryowolfe In reply to Dyl8220 [2013-12-09 01:03:01 +0000 UTC]

That is true,but never hurts to dream.

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Dyl8220 In reply to keryowolfe [2013-12-09 16:51:06 +0000 UTC]

Exactly

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drahsid [2013-06-24 04:01:03 +0000 UTC]

Banjo Threeie-D, not WII U stuff.

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RangerJericho [2012-12-08 16:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Perfectly done, sir ^_^ As JonTron said on Game Grumps, Retro Studios is a spiritual successor to RareWare.

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keryowolfe In reply to RangerJericho [2012-12-08 23:37:35 +0000 UTC]

And soon they may be the owners of Rare's old franchises and employees. I've been hot on the Nintendo/Rare/Microsoft rumor trail for months and it seems like The Big N may be the victor in these negotiations.

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Imagine23 [2012-12-02 04:49:44 +0000 UTC]

we can only wish

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Eli-J-Brony [2012-10-01 21:22:27 +0000 UTC]

Why is it rated M? It should be rated E? like the originals. Cause what if there is a young child who played the first 2 games said "I really want a Banjo-Threeie" and then this comes out and says "Aww. It's rated M."

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UDaCOM In reply to Eli-J-Brony [2013-07-26 14:17:23 +0000 UTC]

This Banjo Threeie is gonna end up like Conkers Bad Fur Day

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LDEJruffFan In reply to UDaCOM [2015-12-30 17:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Except with more action and slightly less swearing. Slightly.

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keryowolfe In reply to Eli-J-Brony [2012-10-06 19:39:42 +0000 UTC]

It was how the base I used looked like. And I was too lazy to look up ESRB rating logos when I made it.

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VissovaDA [2012-09-15 00:18:52 +0000 UTC]

I'm personally kinda pissed off about the Wii U. Nintendo had JUST released the 3DS not long ago and now they need this? They're releasing these things so fucking fast it's retarded.

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keryowolfe In reply to VissovaDA [2012-09-15 00:21:15 +0000 UTC]

It really shouldn't piss you off. There's a big difference between handheld and home console, it's not like it's gonna change anything.

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VissovaDA In reply to keryowolfe [2012-09-15 00:25:52 +0000 UTC]

I know I shouldn't but I just worry too much. XP

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