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Description I haven't done this yet but I so aim to.

... yes, I came up with the book titles myself :3 They're not actual ones as far as I'm aware of...
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spikedpsycho [2013-06-26 22:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that, power is a pretty good second one. And that's what religion gives to people. Power. Power is sex for people who can't get or don't want or aren't any good at it.

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spikedpsycho [2013-06-26 22:44:09 +0000 UTC]

It's kept in the back with all the underage boys.

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MaliciousJohn [2013-06-21 20:21:21 +0000 UTC]

This is just brilliant, I died ^^

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StanleyTheCabbage [2013-06-20 19:36:26 +0000 UTC]

maybe if you would pick you wouldn't have a problem.
what group do you want to be part of?
the group that thinks your stupid for believing in "santa" or the group primarily made up of people who want you dead because of the people you love and are attracted to?

next time you're sitting at church or walking though a christian book store, remember that every single person in the room thinks that after you die you're going to be tortured horrifically, and that that is your fault and you pretty well deserve it.

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spikedpsycho In reply to StanleyTheCabbage [2013-06-26 22:54:09 +0000 UTC]

I've even asked members of the Westboro Church and ask "Why do you even care" If they're gonna burn in Hell while you get Heaven. You've already established your misanthropy now when your alive. Why do care what happens to them after you're gone. What difference does it make if say I'll be damned and you get salvation. "I'd rather burn in Hell than share Heaven with you"

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quietladybirman In reply to StanleyTheCabbage [2013-06-20 22:27:26 +0000 UTC]

Yes, you're totally right. There are over two billion Christians in the world and every single last one is a crazy homophobe who believes in hellfire and damnation for everyone who is not exactly like us. All two billion of us. Not an original thought in our heads! We're like the Borg that way - just with tea and biscuits.

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PityPie226 In reply to quietladybirman [2015-04-08 03:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Yep... All of us were just mindless robots. We curse the one who don't think EXACTLY LIKE US.

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Torako-Laura In reply to StanleyTheCabbage [2013-06-20 20:52:18 +0000 UTC]

uh, wow, as an lgbt atheist...
that's REALLY uncalled for.

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BeckHop [2013-06-20 18:20:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm not gay myself, but I am a Christian LGBT ally, and I really wish the really hardcore Christians would listen to what Jesus actually said (the Cliff Note's version: "don't be a jerk") and be more respectful of their LGBT brethren.

I think you summed up this problem nicely.

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Skye-Rhyder [2012-11-16 03:13:38 +0000 UTC]

Catholics are NOT Christians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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edliu111 In reply to Skye-Rhyder [2013-09-11 09:29:07 +0000 UTC]

WTF? I'm atheist, but I pride myself in getting my crap straight, and look man, Catholics were the original Christians. They're called the Roman Catholic Church, you know Christ? that makes you different from the Jews? you know Jesus? otherwise I'd just call you a son of Abraham, not that there's anything wrong with that >.<

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Skye-Rhyder In reply to edliu111 [2013-09-11 16:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Is insulting people your hobby?  It's all about attitude.  Rome originally wanted to eliminate Catholicism.
You should definitely be ashamed of yourself, carrying on like that.

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AllFanficwriter [2011-10-26 14:59:50 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic. The gay girl is super cute!

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daddyslittlejanegirl [2010-11-23 00:24:24 +0000 UTC]

You know, there've been plenty of times I've wanted to do this. Not out of spite, but just as a learning experience. Being Christian myself, I've been into these kinds of bookstores a time or two. While I've not seen any of the creative and amusing titles you display in this piece here, I can tell you Christian bookstores have literature from one end of the denominational spectrum to the other. I've seen some pretty crazy titles myself while in these bookstores and wouldn't be surprised if one of them somewhere has books like your comical "Sex, Just Don't Do It", some of the hyper conservative denominations still do preach that sex is wrong, even though our bodies were specifically designed for it. I would love to see a Christian bookstore somewhere install a special lgbt section, technically speaking identifying within the lgbt spectrum does not preclude the possibility of faith in Christ. Anywho, love the pic. IT'S EPIC!!

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manygrayshades [2010-10-18 02:24:50 +0000 UTC]

You freaking rule. And I say that as a Christian.

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DistantSinner [2009-08-19 04:21:55 +0000 UTC]

lol niiice. and totally true-well, born agains anyways. my gf is episcopal (diet Catholic lol) and we have a female priest and a PFLAG group-and lots of gay people...born again christians HATE us XDD

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luv2doodle [2009-07-12 21:37:35 +0000 UTC]

lolz hilarious!!
youd probably get sent to all the books on hell and purgatory tho

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ThiafYeroled [2008-03-08 05:18:28 +0000 UTC]

xDDDD That would be, like... Awesome. Lol... I rather want to do that too, now. xD

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batz452 [2007-12-23 06:08:24 +0000 UTC]

I've read 'Sex: Just Don't Do It' and found it to be a highly informative guide to abstinence only education. It highlighted many different ways of not having sex that I'd never even thought of before! Very funny. You win.

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Rocker-lee [2007-11-16 20:06:57 +0000 UTC]

That is fucking great!!!!

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Shirokou [2007-10-02 04:34:57 +0000 UTC]

I would love to be with you when you did. "And the Wiccan corner?"

~*KA*~

The Catholic cover is the best, wasn't that the catch-phrase from Monsters Inc. too? XD.

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Skye-Rhyder In reply to Shirokou [2013-09-11 16:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Catholics are NOT Christians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shirokou In reply to Skye-Rhyder [2013-09-12 01:00:48 +0000 UTC]

That's fantastic. Maybe your comment would be better suited on the art instead my comment from 2007???

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Skye-Rhyder In reply to Shirokou [2013-09-12 21:14:05 +0000 UTC]

You're one of those, so sorry.

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Shirokou In reply to Skye-Rhyder [2013-09-13 01:36:23 +0000 UTC]

I honestly don't understand why you're even talking to me. Have a good day.

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Reihn [2007-07-26 02:58:21 +0000 UTC]

Gahd I'm dying!!!! too much laughter... need to breathe


You're so awesome!!!

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Eronn [2007-06-01 19:28:05 +0000 UTC]

hey there, like it. coz of the theme you chose and could do it umm.. kul!

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juuhachi-gou [2007-05-18 07:29:02 +0000 UTC]

That Jesus on the cross is masterpieceful!
Clever titles too

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kestinstewart In reply to juuhachi-gou [2007-05-20 20:37:12 +0000 UTC]

lol thanks :3

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HunterKi11er [2007-05-16 05:56:30 +0000 UTC]

The brochure! ZOMG! ROFL! XD

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kestinstewart In reply to HunterKi11er [2007-05-16 11:32:11 +0000 UTC]

Heh, well it works XD

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KatMiLo [2007-05-16 01:28:53 +0000 UTC]

lol

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bellechevalier [2007-05-16 01:02:31 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh heh.

I really like the simple cartoony style you use here. It's kinda indie. ^^

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kestinstewart In reply to bellechevalier [2007-05-16 11:31:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :3

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boo-goes-squeak [2007-05-15 22:38:08 +0000 UTC]

As long as you know that all Christians aren't psychos, then I'm cool.

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kestinstewart In reply to boo-goes-squeak [2007-05-16 11:18:04 +0000 UTC]

Yar, I'm friends with a few... and what gave you the impression I thought all Christians were psychos? lol

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boo-goes-squeak In reply to kestinstewart [2007-05-16 12:11:54 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. I've been trolling the deviant forum and lately there've been a lot of religion/Christian bashing threads. It's made me really uptight.

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kestinstewart In reply to boo-goes-squeak [2007-05-17 05:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Fair nuff. Don't get me wrong though, I pretty much dislike all religions equally :3

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boo-goes-squeak In reply to kestinstewart [2007-05-17 12:12:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that seems to be the general consensus on this site. I'm the minority.

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ThiafYeroled In reply to boo-goes-squeak [2008-03-27 00:50:34 +0000 UTC]

D: It's prob'bly 'cause so many religious people are being stupid, and some people can't recognize that it's more the people than the religion.
Honestly, I'm really not a fan of religion, or at least Gods, at all, myself, but I don't bash the religion itself unless it's, like, Old Testament and Leviticus and stuff. I tried to read that book once... It was /scary/. Seriously. They had, like, sheep entrails, and how to clean them to be sacrificed, in there. Xx;'' Urgh... Not to mention... Was it Leviticus 8? Seriously. I shall do with other women what I want, arsehole... Anyways...

Jesus was a decent guy from what I know, and if you actually listen to the whole "love thy neighbor" bit and all that good stuff, I've nothing but support for you.
Sadly, many Christians you hear about, especially on TV, don't, and so far I haven't been able to meet any good ones, either. =/

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Taigan [2007-05-15 16:43:52 +0000 UTC]

Of course, the first reaction you're going to get is going to be "I'm sorry dear, what's LGBT?"

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kestinstewart In reply to Taigan [2007-05-16 11:16:39 +0000 UTC]

... recently I've been hearing that ALOT from people *mind boggles* I thought that acronym was common knowledge!! I've known it since I was like, ten! Yet another reason why there should be more GLBT stuff in mainstream stuff!

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theryanator [2007-05-15 09:15:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL, Psalm Tree!

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Pinflux [2007-05-15 06:50:47 +0000 UTC]

Whoa I've only ever bought a bible from that place Loving the style you've used here - so cute!

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kestinstewart In reply to Pinflux [2007-05-16 11:11:19 +0000 UTC]

I tried reading the bible once... but got pissed off when it got to the Adam and Eve section and stopped reading.

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AndrewRowling In reply to kestinstewart [2009-03-07 14:42:42 +0000 UTC]

try skipping to the New Testament and you might find something more to your tastes

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kestinstewart In reply to AndrewRowling [2009-03-09 00:39:40 +0000 UTC]

I... doubt it muchly.

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AndrewRowling In reply to kestinstewart [2009-08-07 12:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Well, I understand why the Adam and Eve bit pissed you off. In fact I understand several reasons why it may have. But the New Testament is based more on mercy and sacrifice. Put it this way: it's not the Adam and Eve bit that attracted ME to Christianity, and I consider myself a reasonably intelligent fellow with a good sense of morality

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Psychobadger [2007-05-15 06:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahah! Awesome style : D!!

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kestinstewart In reply to Psychobadger [2007-05-16 11:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :3

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