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My fiance thinks the same damn thing. Oh hey, that place is shady, but if it's still in business that must mean the food is amazing!
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It's probably a front for some kind of drug ring or mafia hang out, but I hear they have great nachos!
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I have Jesus in my heart sir. I am immune to your bullshit.
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Some of the best Chinese I've ever had is at a place next to the Food Lion in the "rough" part of town. The staff barely spoke English, it was deserted half the time, and it smelled like the hair salon next door. Their food was the best I've ever had. They eventually closed and now it's a shoe store. Remembering it makes me sad.
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Same o.o
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Last time I ate food out of a shady establishment like that (bus/train terminal in the South of England, just past midnight, sausage in a bun) I got food poisoning for the next three days.
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I once ate at a gourmet burger bar, and I very much regretted it for the same reason
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For a relative's birthday last year, we went to a fancy restauraunt. My burger bun had mold on it, which I almost ate.
Come to think, I almost always order a burger of some sort from these places.
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Salmonella for the soul
Gourmet, my ass!
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There is this awesome place in New York called Pok Pok in Brooklyn, it's about 20 minutes by foot from Flatbush, that doesn't look like much from the outside but the food is the best Thai I ever had.
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high risk, high reward dine-in experience.
β₯
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So adorable it makes me want to go to the big city! XP
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Strangely, I think there's some truth to this, if only because "the food is amazing" is the only reason such places stay in business long enough to get noticed...
For instance, there's aΒ family-runΒ restaurant for ChineseΒ food near me.Β It's small enough toΒ earn the phrase "a hole in the wall," and the children doing homework at one of the few tables the place has speak better English than their parents back in the kitchen.Β Despite all this, they're widely known to have some of the best takeout within 20 miles, and they have never gotten my order wrong despite there being a bit of a language barrier.
On the other hand, the last time I went to McDonalds, some dork forgot the "bacon" on my "Bacon & Cheeseburger"...Β I rest my case. :/
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See? THIS is why the Chinese are so pushy on education: they don't want their kids to forget the bacon.
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Literally me and my friends. Our thought process is just like this lol.
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Some of the best burgers that I've ever had....
have been from those little "Ma&Pa" / "hole-in-the-wall" small businesses.
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Seems legit... I mean, everything else does, right?
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its funny because all of those describe the kind of place you should avoid where im from
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Even a broken clock (in horn-rimmed glasses and a beard) is right twice a day.
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It's a simple logic: if a bussnies is open despite all that - SOMETHING must must be good about it.
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Either that, or money laundering.
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