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Published: 2009-10-08 03:40:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 21000; Favourites: 210; Downloads: 115
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Description I did this as a follow-up to my previous strip about meeting people I admire. This weekend I'll have the opportunity to meet another major influence (as well as one of my favorite comic artists), Evan Dorkin, at Baltimore Comic Con. Though after my total face-plant with Julia Wertz, I've been driving myself nuts imagining all the ways I can screw this up. I think him whipping out a firearm and blasting me in the gut would be the least awkward and embarrassing.

Here's hoping I don't come back with a story even more horrifying (though hilarious) than this comic. Maybe I'll just chicken out and hide behind my table all weekend. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Oh god, and what am I gonna do when I meet William Shatner the weekend after that at the Big Apple Comic Con?! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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Comments: 29

Spazzblister [2011-01-16 05:38:03 +0000 UTC]

whatvever you do don't actually TELL Evan Dorkin you're going to meet William Shatner, the avalanche of fan boy jokes that spew forth from his gaping maw may actually bury you.

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The-Bloody-Bishop [2011-01-12 23:47:37 +0000 UTC]

My, how tortured you are, meeting such famous persons. I don't envy you in the least, no sir, nope, nada, not by one iota.

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Emmi-Kat [2010-12-01 02:54:50 +0000 UTC]

You meeted Mr. Shat-tastic? Cool!

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Katfuzzmunchkin [2009-10-11 18:17:00 +0000 UTC]

I was equally nervous and excited to meet you, but it's all good cus you turned out to be an awesome guy

...
remember me? I was the girl with the Ocarina on sunday

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bittersweet-lie [2009-10-11 11:50:11 +0000 UTC]

show him this and maybe he WILL buy you a beer

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Doodlz18 [2009-10-10 05:23:21 +0000 UTC]

hehe BLAM XP
dont worry, im shure it will be fine ^-^

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NewGirlComic [2009-10-10 02:02:05 +0000 UTC]

at least he didn't try and make out with you in the dream

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mjtfreeze [2009-10-10 00:07:12 +0000 UTC]

lmao worst ngihtmare ever

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misterpickles [2009-10-09 07:35:33 +0000 UTC]

Dazzle Mr. Dorkin with some Gold Pants, you can't say no to some hot gold pants.

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Ploppers [2009-10-09 00:45:15 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE GOING TO MEET WILLIAM SHATNER. CAPS LOCK CANNOT EVEN SCRAPE THE SURFACE OF MY JEALOUSY, BUT I CAN TRY.

That's it. I'm ditching school to hitch-hike over there. *sniffle*

Take a load of pictures and SHOW US.

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MJBivouac [2009-10-08 19:34:12 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Great! Know the feeling...

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LordFunkyFist [2009-10-08 18:09:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure he won't shoot you!

...unless he has a blunt object nearby.

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CinsaTalXenoMaker [2009-10-08 17:28:32 +0000 UTC]

you're doin' better than I have, man XD

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AudioErf [2009-10-08 15:18:00 +0000 UTC]

That expression in the last panel is my favourite thing ever. XD

Good luck, man!!

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marneythecargirl [2009-10-08 06:26:47 +0000 UTC]

You never cease to be epic Kevin. Keep up the awesome work!

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Shquiggles [2009-10-08 05:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Everything seemed so promising, too...

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Kitisa [2009-10-08 05:50:21 +0000 UTC]

Any time I meet any other artist anywhere ever, I freeze up and either mumble gibberish or babble incessantly about nothing in particular. I always wonder how crazy those people thought I was.

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TheRealMikachu [2009-10-08 05:50:16 +0000 UTC]

If you ever meet Shatner, I think he's a sucker for karaoke. Enjoy the con Kevpool!

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ShaneJensenToons [2009-10-08 05:34:07 +0000 UTC]

You are going to meet William Shatner? Holy crap. Now that is going to be a hard one to top.

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NeonLunafish [2009-10-08 04:41:24 +0000 UTC]

It's okay, Kev, you can do it! I believe in you... wow, what type of weird crap am I preaching here? o_O

Besides the fact that I can think you can do it, ignore everything else... yeah, do that. *sweat drop*

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comicalclare [2009-10-08 04:02:43 +0000 UTC]

Aw... Poor Dream-Kevin. And he looked so pathetically adorable in panel two.

...Do comic artists often carry around guns? I think I missed that memo.

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Kya-Kyabetsu In reply to comicalclare [2009-10-08 04:44:28 +0000 UTC]

you missed the 'american cartoonists are all heavily armed and well-versed in offensive paper-folding' memo?

Damn. I'll see if I can dig you up a copy.

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comicalclare In reply to Kya-Kyabetsu [2009-10-08 05:55:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. It'd be good to know. After all, I'm half-American. I'm just trying to figure out how to carry around half a gun...

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Kya-Kyabetsu In reply to comicalclare [2009-10-08 14:05:14 +0000 UTC]

A Derringer is widely felt to constitute 'half a gun' with the bonus of still being able to severely inconvenience people.

The trick will be getting you half-trained on offensive paper-folding. hrm.

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comicalclare In reply to Kya-Kyabetsu [2009-10-08 19:54:06 +0000 UTC]

Of course! Should have thought of that!

Hmm... Good question....

Maybe I should learn slightly peevish card bending?

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Kya-Kyabetsu In reply to comicalclare [2009-10-14 01:32:53 +0000 UTC]

Compromise!

Tiny guns and paper craft. That does sound like some folks I met in New Hampshire.

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millerstavern [2009-10-08 03:45:46 +0000 UTC]

I can't tell you how many dreams I've had that are eeriely similar to that one O.O
Fanboys ftw

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SynDuo [2009-10-08 03:44:54 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully you don't run into him when he is in Priceline Shatner form...

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Joojoojoojoo [2009-10-08 03:43:56 +0000 UTC]

haha funny. that'd be suckish to actually happen.... but mostly funny.

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