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Published: 2009-02-02 16:00:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 247; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 9
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Description Happy Irish gambler, completely cliched but secretly a bit dodgey.

We went to a murder mystery evening at a friends' house on Saturday.It was based in the 1920's; a group consisting of several rich people from across and beyond Britain, are headed out from London to a big race tomorrow when their train becomes stuck in a snow drift. One of their party is murdered and one of them is the murderer.
I was supposed to be an Irish gambler, my Irish accent is terrible and so it kept breaking into posh upper-class english every few minutes. It was better than my mum's though, she was supposed to be an American reporter but frequentley switched to cockney and once even italian.

The story was bizzare but fun. For example, the murdered man was actually a woman who worked for the secret service.
In the end it turned out my mum was the murderer. She is so evil after all.

my shoulder and head appear to have caught the rare 'blur' disease. It's highly contagious, soon your whole body will become out of focus. Most yetis and aliens have it too.
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Comments: 4

TheKingOfWorms [2009-02-02 20:41:05 +0000 UTC]

Lol

You really havnt changed much since i last saw you

Snazzy outfit

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Khanco In reply to TheKingOfWorms [2009-02-02 20:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, 'cept I haz fuzzier sideburns now.

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shinobi-lycanthrope [2009-02-02 17:42:42 +0000 UTC]

Cool outfit! It actually suits you quite well.
Did they tell your mum she was the murderer, or was it a surprise to her too? Was she a sleepwalking murderer?
Do you reckon werewolves have the blurry out of focus photo thing too, or is it that i just keep running away when photos are taken so that I'm just a blur?
Don't worry, I know werewolves aren't real!
Or is that just what i want you to think......
MUAHAHAHA!
-I mean AWOOOOOOOO!

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Khanco In reply to shinobi-lycanthrope [2009-02-02 18:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Mum found out she was the murderer shortly before we had to guess.

And, it's a trick question. Werewolves eat the photographer.

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