Comments: 230
Jdueler11 [2017-10-06 06:22:34 +0000 UTC]
Probably building up for angry sex.
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Miss-Dew-Drop [2017-05-05 10:11:49 +0000 UTC]
C: WANT SOME, FEEL LIKE PIE? HOME SECURITY! WANT SOME, FEEL LIKE PIE?!
I: WHAT ARE YOU SINGING?!
C: THE SECOND INTRO TO DEATH NOTE, DUH!
I: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THING IS REAL?
C: NO, IT'S NOT!
I: IS TOO!
C: IS NOT! I HAVE MY OWN! SEE?! -shows him a black note book with Death Note painted in white-
I: CLAIR, DON'T YOU DARE!
C: I DO WHAT I WANT! -opens journal-
I: NO, PLEASE! IT'S A PATH TO THE DARK SIDE! DON'T!
C: THIS IS FOR ALL THE COOKIES THAT YOU ATE! FOR ALL THE MUFFINS AND ALL THE PRANKS! -writes Illusion's name down-
I: PLEASE, DON'T! NO!
C: Pfffft, hahaha! See? It's not real! 45 seconds have passed and---
I: -faints-
C: ....ok, ha ha. Very funny. Get up.
I: .........
C: ...you can stop now.
I: .........
C: ....Illusion? Oh my Celestia, what have I done?! -is then poked from behind-
I: Gotcha~!
C: . . . . . -eternal raeg screaming-
Moral of the story, kiddos! Don't pretend to die 45 seconds after your wife writes your name down in a make-shift Death Note! Seriously, not cool. Get them a real Death Note.
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Miss-Dew-Drop [2017-05-05 09:47:37 +0000 UTC]
C: WHAT ARE YOU?!
I: A GOD!
C: DAMN IT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY---
I: AN IDIOT SANDWICH?
C: YOU'RE TOO MUCH LIKE YOUR MOTHER!
I:
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Jdueler11 [2016-10-01 13:50:50 +0000 UTC]
Wow. If they are really this fierce, I can only imagine what they are like in bed.
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sailorearth82 [2016-05-08 10:33:13 +0000 UTC]
still confuse
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braixenboy [2016-04-25 04:15:06 +0000 UTC]
P.s I'm illusion
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Hystericat [2016-03-18 18:45:38 +0000 UTC]
Claire: See, I have much sharper teeth than you.
Illusion: Nuh-uh, I totally do
Claire: *Frowns with mouth still open* Agh dah (I do)
Illusion: AGH AAAAGGGGHHHHH
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DoodletheExpoodle [2016-02-13 21:01:37 +0000 UTC]
CLAIRE: COOKIE!
ILLUSION: CREAM!
CLAIRE: COOKIE!
*Pinkie Pie leaps up out of nowhere*
PINKIE: CUPCAKES!!
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prettytall-mlp [2016-01-05 16:08:40 +0000 UTC]
when peps have a argument, and da girl be like '' IM NOT YELLIN'! " and da boy be like " YES U ARE!"
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icecreambunny12 [2015-11-28 07:31:06 +0000 UTC]
Celestia took the last piece of cake again...again
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urzapw2000 [2015-09-02 20:24:31 +0000 UTC]
C:*Hissss*
I:*Hissss*
Celestia:"aren't you going to do anything?"
Discord:*with popcorn*"other than this? nope."
Celestia:"why not?"
D:"you mean other than the fact that neither of them can pierce the others flesh? it's fun to watch"
Cel:*grumble*"why are they fighting anyway?"
D:"something about the last doughnut"
Cel:*eyes widen*"I wasn't here"*runs*
D:* pause...then*"oh, Illusion, Claire..."
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PenRosa [2015-08-04 23:37:58 +0000 UTC]
SO GOING TO COLOR THIS GIVE ME A SEC
us girls all know that feel don't we XD
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cocokiwi [2015-07-17 07:41:08 +0000 UTC]
Claire: IM ON MY PERIOD
illusion:....... I GOT MINE TOO
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twilight405 [2015-05-12 00:39:50 +0000 UTC]
really
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tails208 [2015-05-10 14:59:45 +0000 UTC]
Dang remind me not to piss them off
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twilight405 [2015-05-08 23:56:13 +0000 UTC]
Israel against the Palestinian
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Khai2000 In reply to twilight405 [2015-08-26 10:21:11 +0000 UTC]
This is not for politics
This is fanfiction only !
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kittylove456 [2015-04-06 02:41:09 +0000 UTC]
Claire always reminded me of a lion for some reason. Maybe it's the tail or the fangs or the fact that she can roar
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celticknight221 [2015-03-18 00:49:44 +0000 UTC]
Claire: *roars loud enough to make Illusion cower. Identity suddenly stares up at mommy.* "Idie... I didn't mean to wake-"
Identity: "Teach me..."
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13thefreerunner [2015-03-14 23:28:43 +0000 UTC]
Illusion: I'm sexy
Claire: I'M SEXIER!!!
illusion: GEEEEZUS CHRIST I WAS ONLY TELLING A JOKE
*meanwhile in the other room*
Nidra: could be anything
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Whistle-Trill [2015-03-13 11:50:27 +0000 UTC]
C:Hey! That was MY cookie!
I:I didn't eat it!
C:Why are there none left?
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pzab7022 [2015-03-13 01:02:48 +0000 UTC]
lot of conversations about cookies.... i can see that.
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wilnet1tractor [2015-03-12 14:13:26 +0000 UTC]
Kinda, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence feel.
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Mikalageo [2015-03-12 13:44:56 +0000 UTC]
Claire: WHY DID YOU EAT MY COOKIE?
Illusion: I DIDNT EAT YOUR COOKIE
Claire: THEN WHY IS THERE NONE LEFT?
T: *slowly backs out of room stuffing the last cookie in his Mouth*
Claire: T!!!!!
T: fuq I'm dead
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Tia-the-Silver-Ninja [2015-02-12 02:38:04 +0000 UTC]
Claire: Rawr!
Illusion: RARGH!
Claire: *raises eyebrow* What'd you just say to me?
Illusion: Um... *runs away*
Claure: O_O
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SKYALAR [2015-01-21 17:04:37 +0000 UTC]
Clair: I'm in a bad mood, bug of!
Illusion: Your always in a bad mood!
Clair: Rawr!
Illusion: Stop yelling, the cookies are mine!
Clair: ... Wud?
Illusion: I will have them, all! *Runs*
Clair: What just happened?
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medicinearrow [2014-11-12 05:47:06 +0000 UTC]
Are the spines on Claire's back usually standing up like that or, just when she gets REALLY P.O'd
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CosmicStarEmpress [2014-11-08 03:52:23 +0000 UTC]
Oh I love this picture so much, I love the rawring to no end
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thundersky1 [2014-11-04 17:06:15 +0000 UTC]
Illusion: I bet ya can't rawr like me!
Claire: Oh? Really? Last time I checked I was the half dragon!
Illusion: Even if you are half dragon, doesn't mean you can rawr like me!
Claire: Oh yeah?! *Growls*
Illusion: Try me! *Rawrs*
Claire: *Rawrs as well*
Rarity: What in Celestia's name are you two doing?!
Claire: Proving who has the best rawr.
Illusion: *Laughs*
Rarity: Stop it then! I'm working on something very important and I don't need distractions!
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LadyinStumptown [2014-10-27 16:38:19 +0000 UTC]
Sounds to me like they're practicing the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!!!!
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NXD657 [2014-10-25 09:52:00 +0000 UTC]
Illusion: I love you Claire.
Claire: oh yeah (walks up to Illusion) then why do I feel like you've been cheating on me?! Huh?
Illusion: (gasps) Why would I do such a thing? Your the only one girl for me!
Claire: (roar at Illusion) Don't even try Illusion! I know you've been sneaking around with that "banner mare" whatever her name is!
Illusion: (faces upward or roars his roar shacks the ground round them) Claire! You the only most beautiful creature I've ever seen in the whole world! I have fell for you the first time I saw you! Without you I'd be lost and with no one else (sigh) I'd just be prince with no princess... Without you.. I'd have no heart...
Claire: (tears up and softly says) Illusion...
Illusion: (breaks a tear) I love you Claire. Nothing will ever make me stop loving you. I want to raise a family with you, be with you, and die with you.
Claire: Oh Illusion... (runs into Illusion's arms and starts crying)
Illusion: (holds Claire in his arms) shhh you are my wife and always be. I love you Claire.
Claire: I love you too Illusion.
Illusion: royal work is a hard day job. If we can escape it, maybe build a cabin near a spring lake somewhere so we can have a family peacefully no one else just us.
Claire: (calms down) That sounds lovely. (Claire rests her eyes and sleeps in Illusion's arms)
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chuck-vic-norris [2014-10-23 18:13:49 +0000 UTC]
Claire: I TOLD YOU, THE TOILET PAPER NEEDS TO FACE THE FRONT ILLUSION!!!!
Illusion: AND I TOLD YOU, IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!
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Katt0-1 [2014-10-13 06:50:40 +0000 UTC]
Claire: DON'T TOUCH ME LULU!!
Illusion: Why?!
Claire: CAUSE I SAID SO!! DON'T TOUCH ME OR YOUR GONNA GET IT!!
Illusion: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET LIKE THIS WHEN YOU PMSing, SWEET CELESTIA CRY I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP!!!
Claire: WELL I'M SORRREY WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND LEAVE ME BE!!
Illusion: FINE!!!
Claire: FINE!!! (Roars/Snarls)
Illusion: (Roars/Snarls Back)
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eddomm [2014-10-13 02:22:48 +0000 UTC]
wow they really need a break
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NXD657 [2014-10-12 07:21:33 +0000 UTC]
Everyone loves cookies.
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NXD657 [2014-10-10 06:40:42 +0000 UTC]
Claire: (grrr) No! No! I said put it over there pay attention!
Illusion: (stops pushing bed) You know what? I might not be able to get this done if u keep changing it!
Claire: What? You got a problem?!
Illusion: (smirks) I ate your cookies.
Claire: (gasps) MY COOKIES!!! (Dramatic faint)
Illusion: (poker face) Wow. Wasn't expecting that... (Shrugs)
Claire: (wakes up and looks around) Perfect. Just the way I like it.
Illusion: (face paw)
Claire: (sticks tongue at Illusion with a slight smile)
Illusion: (the same to Claire)
Claire: But my cookies... Your messing with me aren't you...?
Illusion: You kinda make it easy.
Claire: (shrugs) you know I can't stay mad at you. (smiles at Illusion)
Illusion: (awesome face)
Just a thought to get out.
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ocupers [2014-10-08 00:04:35 +0000 UTC]
ok, don't hate meh, but my firest thought upon seeing this was, "why in equestria is Celestia a dragon? and why does discord look like a normal dragon and not....whatever he is?"
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AutumnSpiritfriend In reply to ocupers [2015-07-06 21:08:33 +0000 UTC]
XD unless you get the message that this is the next gen, I think that's a popular reaction.
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0xXInsanityXx0 [2014-10-04 22:52:14 +0000 UTC]
Claire: YOU ATE THE LAST COOKIE AND DIDN'T SAVE ANY FOR ME!!
Illusion: WELL YOU DIDN'T SHARE THE LAST CUPCAKE!!
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BurntShady [2014-10-04 16:07:16 +0000 UTC]
This is pretty freaking awesome! Nice!!!
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cpisces609 [2014-10-04 15:45:18 +0000 UTC]
Illusion: You know, out of the mane six, I think Applejack is best pony.
Claire: WHAT!!! No Way, Mom is the best pony!
Illusion: Nope, Applejack.
Claire:You are pushing your luck!
Illusion: Fine whoever makes a scarier face wins 1..2..3.. Go, Grrrrrrr!
Claire: *Roars*
Illusion: I win.
Claire: What!!! I was way scarier than you!!!
Illusion: Oh please, that was nothing, now this is scary. *Transforms into Claire's favorite singer*
Claire: ..........................................................
Illusion: Uh oh
-In the meeting room-
Celestia: Alright, I believe that takes care of the Royal Guard recruitment what is next captain?
Captain Crossfire: We will need to..........
*Ka-Boooooom*
Celestia: (sigh) Send a cleanup crew to Prince Illusion's room and..........
Illusion: Catch me if you can.
*Claire runs into the meeting room and breathes fire* Claire: Where....Is.....Illusion.
*Everybody points to a hallway*
Guard: *Whispers* Ummmm shouldn't we help the Prince.
Captain Crossfire: *Whispers* If there is one thing I am afraid of, it is Lady Claire when she is angry.
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Butterfly-Aria [2014-10-04 05:56:41 +0000 UTC]
Ill: STOP YELLING!
C: I'M NOT YELLING!
Ill: YES YOU ARE!
C: YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY FATHER!
Ill: YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!
C: *hisses*
Ill: *hisses*
every couple has this fight lol
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