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Published: 2008-10-02 02:18:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 3529; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 0
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Description A crappy comic for your crappy pleasure. :'D

So I got Brisingr the other day (I don't care what people say, I like the Inheritance cycle). Now, when it comes to hardcover books, to prevent any damage from happening to the cover, I usually take it off when I'm reading it and put it someplace safe. So the title is just on the spine when the cover isn't on. I carry around the book in my arms because... well... it's a little too thick to fit in my bag without making it a burden. And every single day, some idiot goes to me, "OMG?! Is that Breaking Dawn?!"

Apparently, they do not realize I'm carrying a 750 page, hardcover book and that I'm a particularly dangerous individual when angered.

At first I was like, "Okay... understandable..." I mean, both are big books (but I'll admit Breaking Dawn is bigger) and I can't say I particularly like the Twilight series. The first book made me gag and I haven't even brought myself to read the others, especially since Breaking Dawn is supposed to suck big time (even among the Twilight fans).

So hearing the same statement every single day. Confusing your book for another book which you're slowly hating more each and every day simply because it's mentioned every day... Yeah... I'd say it more than pisses me off at this point.

The Inheritance Cycle (c) Chris Paolini
The craptastic Twilight Saga (c) Steph Meyer

EDIT: Well, people are staring to voice their opinions on the books. That's great and all but... I really don't care. I would appreciate it very much if you'd post a comment about the comic. Anything after that is fine, but I would like it very much if you didn't just post your opinions. Please and thank you.
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Comments: 32

QueenDragonLeaf [2012-01-27 03:09:57 +0000 UTC]

I myself have not gotten this kind of reaction (as of yet)--I more so get the "Holy ipad!" reaction when people see me carrying any one of the books in the series.

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Elvaria [2011-08-20 12:57:14 +0000 UTC]

Yea!!! BADASS!!!!!

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namenameone [2011-01-10 02:21:01 +0000 UTC]

Funny!!!!!

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Elorenna [2010-12-24 15:14:51 +0000 UTC]

I like the comic,,I've had the same probleme for awail to LOL XD

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Armukadedus [2010-11-29 07:34:13 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard! This happened to me a couple times because I do the same with the covers and take them off to protect them. It gets VERY annoying after a while.

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DuskyRose [2009-12-14 01:29:04 +0000 UTC]

Ahahha lol.
I would so react the same way. I love the Inheritance Cycle
Great comic (Y)

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foxthief14 [2009-05-18 20:28:50 +0000 UTC]

XD,ok so i'll admit i was almost about to comment about the book,but the comic made me agree with you. I hate both twilight and harry potter. But i love the inheratance cycle. i also have book three. Nice job man, and don't try not to bash someone's head with the books ok?

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Moo-loves-art [2009-03-19 08:10:47 +0000 UTC]

haha the EXACT same thing happened to me when i was reading brisingr.

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AbsolutelyLorLor [2009-02-13 01:15:25 +0000 UTC]

HAHA the same thing happens to me. only i mistake my eclipse, brisingr and breaking dawn books almost every day XD i am restraining my self from going insane on the fact you don't like the twilight saga, but i think this is hilariouss
XD

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Firepool [2009-02-12 22:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Breaking Dawn did suck...and i was a Twilight fan....

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Nakisha [2009-01-25 21:19:21 +0000 UTC]

I experienced the same thing. Every time someone asked me that, the little person in my head wanted to scream at them.

I feel your pain. XD; And you interpreted your anger very nicely. If I had been asked enough, I probably would have started screaming, too.

Twilight is an okay series, but compared to the Inheritance Cycle and the Noble Dead Saga, it is but mere fanfiction material. -end small opinion rant-

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jigglypuffy [2009-01-23 22:26:49 +0000 UTC]

How could someone look at Brisingr and thing Breaking Dawn???? I mean, Breaking Dawn is great and all, but I don't think that whenever I see a thick book...

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Kikyo-the-Thief In reply to jigglypuffy [2009-02-28 03:14:32 +0000 UTC]

I take off the cover of the book. I usually find it gets in the way so all people see is the big black cover. At the time, Breaking Dawn was the craze and everyone was reading it. Really, it was an understandable mix up. It just got frustrating after a while.

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jigglypuffy In reply to Kikyo-the-Thief [2009-02-28 03:17:15 +0000 UTC]

Ah. I take the covers off of books too. I guess I see... kind of...

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Lunatic-668 [2008-12-17 17:34:42 +0000 UTC]

AH I feel your pain!!

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zhorla [2008-12-10 03:44:04 +0000 UTC]

Both books are i their own way I like the inheritance cycle better. twilight can be really annoying becuase the characters have no sence of humour, (except Jacob)
I love angela!

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Anya-the-black-wolf [2008-12-06 00:12:45 +0000 UTC]

I love Breaking dawn and i think it was the best of all the Twilight books *rants on and on* ^^

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Kikyo-the-Thief In reply to Anya-the-black-wolf [2008-12-06 20:53:53 +0000 UTC]

Good for you, I won't argue but my my views on the books remain.

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Dorragon [2008-11-10 21:49:57 +0000 UTC]

That's been going on a lot at my school, too.

Right now I'm almost done reading Breaking Dawn, and let me tell you, I don't like very much of it. :/

Brisingr was OK...predictable, but better than Eldest.

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LordAlucardsBride [2008-10-23 00:11:23 +0000 UTC]

I HATE TWILIGHT! There I said it! I'm sorry but its an un-original story for idiot girls.
Plus the author admits to NOT researching the vampyre myth nor any historical back round with the vampyre.

The vampyre genre DIED when Anne Rice found Jesus.

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Kikyo-the-Thief In reply to LordAlucardsBride [2008-10-23 01:14:01 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU! God damn, it's about time somebody I knew agreed with me!

And I'm not sure vampire can count as a genre...

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LordAlucardsBride In reply to Kikyo-the-Thief [2008-10-23 10:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Well you know what I mean. Ugh I just HATE Twilight....

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IceWolf101 [2008-10-15 23:26:11 +0000 UTC]

DUUUUUDE! That happened today! XDDDD

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PrinceAtarenRoyal [2008-10-03 04:45:52 +0000 UTC]

i love you.
so much.
ahahah, thank you for this, i feel the same way

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Kikyo-the-Thief In reply to PrinceAtarenRoyal [2008-10-03 23:54:57 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, we've only just met now. Love might be a bit of a strong word. XD

Hehe, it's good to know I'm not alone. ^^

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fleetfleets [2008-10-03 01:15:55 +0000 UTC]

I bought Brisingr when it came out but...

*stabs homework*

I haven't even opened to page one yet
Is it good?!
I also have Twilight but...

*burns homework*

I haven't even opened to page one yet
Is it g - .....um, actually, I think I already know your answer ^^'

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Kikyo-the-Thief In reply to fleetfleets [2008-10-03 02:22:42 +0000 UTC]

You know, Brisingr's been getting horrible reviews, but I like it goddammit (so far at least, almost halfway through right now).

Yeah, I don't think highly of Twilight... ^^'

I know how you feel about homework. I have a bunch of it and I hate it too...

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Imalshen [2008-10-02 03:28:13 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE Brisingr. And Christophe Paolini is awesome. lol And I'm telling you now don't ever read the rest of the Twilight books unless you're looking for something to make fun of. lol

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enistoja [2008-10-02 03:22:37 +0000 UTC]

heh tends to happen with those kind of books. . . I just read the whole HP series, and everyone asked whether it was any of that particular vampiric series. . .
What's Brisingr about? (Wait, it sounds like Eragon's spell for fire. . . IS IT THE THIRD PART??? Or am I failing to recognize the title big time?)

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Kikyo-the-Thief In reply to enistoja [2008-10-02 21:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Wow... people can be so uniformed sometimes...

And yes, it is the third Eragon book. XD

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enistoja In reply to Kikyo-the-Thief [2008-10-03 02:32:34 +0000 UTC]

oh my god. . .
I WANT TO READ IT!!!!!
TT_TT I'll order it from over there if I have to. . .

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Riko23 [2008-10-02 02:20:46 +0000 UTC]

XDD I had the same problem. But the book is great! (both of them) and I can't believe that there's gonna be 4 books now. It's actually good news to me; gives me something to look forward to. ^^
~Jamie

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