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Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. But that doesn't mean I solve problems.
Problems like "Where do we come from?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of existential philosophy.
...I CREATE problems!
Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some little mean mother hubbards spawned eons ago by a moronic brother from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer: use the black goo.
And if that doesn't work, use MORE black goo!
Like this right here. It oozes out at random, it transforms stuff in body horror ways. All designed by me.
So you shouldn't come close to it. You shouldn't take it. Or touch the lovely critters it spawns.
And most importantly... Don't *FUCK* with them.

Parody of this in case you don't know www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgNBs…
I always wanted to do this. Finally I did.

Prometheus and Team Fortress 2 don't belong to me.

Description
Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. But that doesn't mean I solve problems.
Problems like "Where do we come from?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of existential philosophy.
...I CREATE problems!
Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some little mean mother hubbards spawned eons ago by a moronic brother from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer: use the black goo.
And if that doesn't work, use MORE black goo!
Like this right here. It oozes out at random, it transforms stuff in body horror ways. All designed by me.
So you shouldn't come close to it. You shouldn't take it. Or touch the lovely critters it spawns.
And most importantly... Don't *FUCK* with them.

Parody of this in case you don't know www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgNBs…
I always wanted to do this. Finally I did.

Prometheus and Team Fortress 2 don't belong to me.