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Published: 2011-02-08 23:10:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 2214; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 14
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He's been go-carting, he's been a doctor, he's been board gaming, playing soccer, tennis, golf, snowboarding, basketball, and he saves that bitch, Peach over and over again. But when was the last time he did any fucking plumbing?Related content
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After Mario Bros., he sought better paid jobs like Super Mario 64 where there was TOOOOOONS of coins. Dosh everywhere!
The princess is just an added bonus.
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Hmm, the only thing I can say in his defense is that he sometimes fireballs Pirahna Plants who live in the pipes/sewers. I haven't exactly see him or Luigi plumb anything ever since Superstar Saga.
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Apparently you've never played Mario's Pipe works.
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He has a deal with Bowser to kidnap Peach every time gets a job, and people either are so grateful for saving them that they give him money to go board gaming, soccer, Tennis. etc. or they think "hey cool I can get a Hero to do my plumbing!" where mario says "be-a there tomorrow! Yahoo!" then calls bowser
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No, he fucks Peach when the game's turned off.
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so if toad told him to pee in a cup he'd bail
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Mario: Oh, shit! Lets-a go! (Runs like hell)
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sigh if only we could get money by smashing our skulls on bricks
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Yep, and also if you can get more lives by eating little green shrooms.
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if that was the case Jackass would be much more interesting (and it's uber funny as it is)
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Yep. I need to see Jackass 3D.
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